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Since we now how the Assassin boys would orally service their girls, how would you say the girls pleasure their boys?

June 14, 2016

Mi dispiace for the extreme delay of our response! This was pushed back in our drafts and we were also quite busy editing confessions to boot. ;A;  As always, thank you so much for your understanding! ♥


Aveline: She’d be the epitome of a cock tease, IMO, because she loves the feeling of control and having him completely under her mercy. Like I can totally see her actually using bondage while she pleasures him or withdrawing completely if he disobeys her “No touching” directive. ;D

Shao Jun: Like Aveline I think she’d be a huge tease, but hers would focus more on denying him orgasm. Like I can totally see her using every technique to stave off his climax and even having him wear a cock ring. I think of all three playable female Assassins she’s the one who has a bit of a kink for cum, so the more he has, the better for her.

Evie: She’d be a little shy and ask for some guidance at first, asking him how to do it. Once she gets the hang of it, though, she’d focus on actively looking for areas that gets the most reaction from him and she’d work on teasing them with her tongue. I think she’s the kind who would be very explorative and curious, taking her sweet time to learn his body before she finally digs in.

~ Signora Paola


It’s nice having an ask about the girls for once, so thank you anonimo!! These are my answers!

Aveline: She would be the type of girl to get busy really quickly on you. She would take you whole in her mouth and tease your cock with her tongue, moaning from time to time to let the vibrations take you closer to the edge. Not to mention the look on her eyes while she watches you squirm.

Shao Jun: She was trained to bring out the most pleasure from any sexual act she participates in and she’s very good at it! She would take her time to explore your body, finding what makes you moan, groan, gasp and… beg. She would accompany her oral ministrations with a massage to your balls, making lose yourself in the sensations very quickly.

Evie: The type of girl that would tease nonstop. She would blow your skin after licking it, just watching you squirm and beg for her to get serious. Once she starts getting busy, she would kiss, lick and eve bite teasingly your cock. Also, she would tug it, whenever you were close to come to make you last more for her.

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

Is Jacob supposed to look so feminine in the “Lost Girl AU”?

June 8, 2016

And is that a bad thing, anon? 😉

Frankly, I don’t think he looked feminine at all, but then again I got exposed to visual kei so many years ago, so perhaps my definition of androgyny is way different than yours. 😀

~ Signora Paola


Anon, perhaps you need to review ancient history and the relationship between humans and makeup. Makeup has been used for millennia to represent various things, as well as to decorate the skin/face. Egyptians, Greeks, Natives Americans, Renaissance Italians, etc men have used makeup.

And besides, Vex is pretty much the most fancy, fashionable, good looking guy in Lost Girl!

~Claudia

Secluded Haystack

Question about Secluded Haystack (you may have answered this before): I had an idea involving Jacob and was wondering if I could write it from his perspective. Reasons being 1: I too am a dude, so I’m not qualified to try and write out what a girl really feels during sexual activity, and 2: The whole story is Jacob describing what he’s doing to our lucky lady reader. So… am I okay to do that or not?

June 7, 2016

That’s sounds like a fantastic idea, anonimo! 

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It makes sense you would like to write it like this, after all. As long as it involves the reader having a dirty time with an assassino, then we will accept it in Secluded Haystack! I think it would be interesting to post a story from his perspective and I’m sure many of our patrons would love to read it!

We hope to receive it soon!
~Claudia

DACS Greatest Hits

June 7, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our first Ask Meme! ♥

How they would say ‘I love you’ for the first time:

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Very spontaneous and unplanned. He would blurt it out because he was scared shitless that he was going to lose you – maybe because he thought you were going to leave him for good or, worse – you had a very close brush with death. He’d likely hide it behind anger and bluster at first (like in the case of you almost dying he’d probably rant about you not taking care of yourself, etc), but he’d definitely blurt the three-letter-word at the height of his ranting. Like perhaps you’d ask him what the hell his problem is and he’d go, “Well, pardon me for worrying too much just because I love you!”

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He’d plan it like days, weeks, even a WHOLE MONTH beforehand. He’d know exactly where to go, what time, how he’d set the mood. He would even prepare and rehearse how he’d tell you, because goodness knows he’s not exactly the best speaker when it comes to talking about his feelings. Once the day arrives, everything goes well… until that moment he has to tell you words he has rehearsed so many weeks in advance. He’d stammer and forget most of the words he planned, so he’d have no choice but to do it all improvised. XD

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He’d also plan it in advance, but in a very different manner than Connor. He’d take you for a date and you’d be out drinking. He’d watch you closely and see any signs that you’re tipsy. Once he sees that you’re getting “looser” than usual, that’s when he’d strike. He’d pretend to be drunk when he says “I love you,” though, JUST IN CASE you don’t return the depth of his feelings. He’s so scared of rejection that he just wants all his bases covered, you know? He’s expecting that you’d reject him, so he figured that when you’d confront to him about it the next day, he could always say, “Oh. I said that?!! I was too drunk, holy shit! I didn’t mean it lol sorry.” You’d have to convince him that you feel the same. 😉

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Like Desmond you’d be out drinking when he says it, but he would be actually quite drunk when he blurts it out. The alcohol would definitely loosen all of his inhibitions and his tongue. Ehem. He’d be very touchy-feely the rest of the evening, repeating “I love you” over and over, that you’d have to wonder if he’s REALLY serious about it. The next day when you confront him about it during breakfast, he’d go, “Nay, that wasn’t me! It was the rum!” Just as you think it’s really just the alcohol that made him say it, he’d add, “This is me saying it now” in an earnest voice.

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He knows you’re the one he loves and he wouldn’t waste his time trying to prove it when he could just say it outright. But he’d make sure that the moment is just right, that the mood is perfect. In a way, he’d also plan it meticulously, that nothing is going to remove you from the moment. There’s nothing worse than being interrupted by an outside party like maybe Edward gatecrashing the restaurant you’re having your romantic dinner in. He’d say it maybe after your date or during that romantic dinner, or when you’re dancing under the stars and staring into each others’ eyes.

DACS Greatest Hits

I would love to ask the lovely ladies of this bordello if the Assassins were strippers, what would be their stage names and their signature dance move that makes the girls (and guys) go crazy ;D

June 1, 2016

We’ve answered the stage names for the assassini & templari in a previous ask~

For dance moves – I don’t think this has been answered yet, so without further ado…(Under a cut because GIFs!)

Shao Jun:

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Haytham:

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Arbaaz:

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Altair:

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Adéwale:

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Evie Frye:

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Desmond:

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Jacob:

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Aveline:

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– Ezio


I’m going to add the names here just for the fun of it! Signore e signori, welcome to the Hidden Blade! Now presenting:

Bend Over Desmond – Desmond:

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Hot Arabian Nights – Altair:

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The Italian Sausage – Ezio:

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Ravenous Wolf – Connor:

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Cherry Treats – Aveline:

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Sharkmaster Eddy – Edward:

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Moby Dick – Adéwalé:

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Irish Bad Boy – Shay:

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Lord Buckingham – Haytham:

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Footlong Baguette – Arno:

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Jewel of the Dragon – Shao Jun:

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Spicy Curry Treat – Arbaaz:

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Miss Heart Throb – Evie:

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Big Ben “The Cock Tower” – Jacob:

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~Claudia

DACS Greatest Hits

May 27, 2016

We really apologise for the tardiness of this response. We’ve got so many to answer that it’s frankly tough to get through them all! ;A; We decided to pick a group of characters and split them between us, just to not make it repetitive. And, as a quick reminder, this is for the playable characters only!


Haytham: I honestly think his first time ever was with Ziio, and it was very nice, slow and sweet. I think his first time would be one of those rare times where he’s very vulnerable instead of the sassy, suave, evil!Bond-like Templar we know him to be. 😛 Just imagining him doing it for the first time with Ziio makes me wanna cry tbh. If someone can write a sweet erotica to this, that would be great…

Connor: Ah yes our sacrificial virgin. >:D Now he’d fumble his first time and would ask his partner a lot during sex for some guidance, lol. I always imagine his first time to be with someone more experienced, and the experienced person having their way with him a little too much (rope darts to be included in the session). ;P

Ezio: Uhh…alright…MY first time….was..with……ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
I think it was with Cristina Vespucci? I try very hard not to remember any memories of her–I don’t think my first time was even that great.

– Signore Ezio


Aveline: It’s sad that we don’t know who she married because I think that would be her first time although she probably fooled around for a bit with, say, Gérald (no penetration though) and maybe even Patience. ;D

Edward: I think his first time was with Caroline and during their wedding night to boot. I think it would be very sweet but a little awkward because they’re both virgins. And I can totally see Edward finishing way faster than he wanted, so he’d try to make it up to her by pleasing her in other… ways. ;D

Adéwalé: Likely during the time he escaped and joined the pirates. I can imagine the pirates bringing him to a brothel and paying for him to spend the night as part of his “initiation.” He’d be really nervous and likely charmed the, well, panties off the lady assigned to him when he offered to “service” her instead.

Shay: He likely lost his virginity early, maybe when he was around 15, with an older and experienced woman. Maybe it was a woman separated from her husband he met in a tavern who wanted to have a taste of a young inexperienced fellow. The woman probably wanted to have her ego boosted due to her separation and Shay was very much willing to do the part. He’d be very willing to let her take the lead.

Shao Jun: I can imagine her first time as part of her “training” as a concubine although it’s most likely not with another man, but with an experienced (and likely older) woman in the harem. I have this headcanon that when she joined the Assassins she was likely celibate for several years, so considering that she never had sexual relations with the Emperor it probably took her a while for her to use what she learned.

Evie: I think she’d be so nervous about it. A lady like her that’s so self-controlled would probably have a hard time letting go during intimate moments and she has to be coaxed by a gentle lover who has much patience (lucky for her Henry certainly fits the bill ;D). I think her first time would have her crying, too, because she’d get so overwhelmed by the emotions.

Jacob: Despite his reputation as the wild scoundrel I think his first time would be rather nerve-wracking for him. Yes, pretty much like Evie he’d be nervous, but he’d bury it under so much false bravado. He’d pretend that it’s not his first time, for instance. His face would be all bragging and smug, but his actions are a whole different matter. I can see his hands shaking and certain nervous ticks (like chewing his bottom lip and his eyes blinking faster and more often) would be really obvious.

~ Signora Paola


Desmond: Probably sometime after he left the Assassin compound and began traveling around, he met a girl on the road and she was his first. Both of them were nervous, since they weren’t sure of what they were doing, but Desmond took the initiative and made sure to give his girl a very good time. Lots of giggles, sweet kisses and reassuring smiles, that’s how it went.

Altair: I assume his first time was with Adha. Both became close friends and eventually their attraction couldn’t be denied. I believe it was her that seduced Altair into his first night with someone. She danced for him and he couldn’t contain himself with her. They lay down and began exploring and teasing each other bodies, discovering what the other liked.

Arno: I have a feeling Élise was his first and that it was a very romantic session at that. They both planned it so they could have a trip together, without no one to bother them. Arno would take the reins making sure she was satisfied before his found his own release. He would also whisper reassuring things to her, because he’s a sweetheart and she deserves that.

Arbaaz: He looks like he has much confidence, but probably got very nervous his first time, that I like to think was with Pyara. He probably seduced her and then, when the time came, got all nervous, only to be assured by her that he was doing it very well. His hands would tremble at touching her skin, but his actions get bolder as she reacts to his touches and kisses.

~Claudia


Oh my gosh, I think I disagree with my fellows. Unsurprising, given my “secret” Templar sympathies…

Desmond: I think that he lost his V quickly after escaping the farm, possibly with the first willing girl who wanted to take him for a ride. I expect she taught him quite a bit before they parted ways.

Arno: In this I actually concur with my fellows. Arno’s world was Elise, and I suspect until well after his death, there were no others.

Haytham: Given his travels and his upbringing, I suspect Haytham lost his virginity to a paid professional. Love was never really something he had in his life after his father died and his mother became distant. Until he met Ziio, I don’t think he saw women really as people because he’d never really known any strong, independent women.

Shay: I think Shay lost his virginity well before he became an Assassin. He grew up on the docks, which meant he had access to lots of booty, and I don’t mean the treasure sort. Given how adorable he is, I think he probably didn’t have to pay, though his first tryst was likely, again, with someone who shared her favours freely.

Aveline: I honestly think Aveline likely didn’t lose her virginity until she was in a long-term, stable relationship. In playing Liberation, she was very married to her work as an assassin, and never had time for romance and other sorts of pursuits. But I think romance would be important to her – there’s no ‘scratching the itch’ for Aveline.

Adewale: As a sailor and a gorgeous, strapping ebony god, I think Adewale had a harem in every port of call. But I think his first time likely happened while he was still a slave, and perhaps not entirely sought after.

Jacob: He was drunk and probably doesn’t really remember his first time. He just woke up beside her in a pool of vomit.

Evie: Wedding night with Henry.

Ezio: With the first girl he was able to charm with a cheesy pick-up line.

I’m afraid I don’t know Altair well enough to have an opinion.

~Rosa

Secluded Haystack

Hi, I was just wondering if you will accept Secluded Haystack submissions in other languages, too? Or is that just for confessions only?

May 17, 2016

I recall I made a post addressing this (I can’t find at the moment, apologies!), but to answer your question: If you are submitting a Haystack entry in another language please also send an English translation of it. We will happily publish it in the original language, but we do require an English translation because it is the lingua franca of this bordello.

It is the same thing with confessions actually! It’s just that we definitely can’t use an online translator like Google Translate to translate your Haystack submissions because a lot of things will be lost.

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola

DACS Greatest Hits

Hello beautiful ladies! It’s the foodie anon again. I want to know: what ‘food/drink aphrodisiacs’ would our sexy Assassins/Templars love to eat/drink before sex?

May 16, 2016

Edward: He would eat oysters before sex, and give his partner some as well.

Aveline: she would go for chocolate, especially dark chocolate from the Americas.

Adéwalé: Watermelons would help quench his thirst on a hot, tropical day…and also quench his thirst for other things.

Altair: He’d eat and share a fig with his partner.

Shao Jun: Chat tea–she would innocently sip some for breakfast before she gets naughty.

Haytham: Coffee–yep, that morning coffee will sure make him feel energized in more ways than one.

Desmond: Bananas–he’d probably throw some in his lunch box to take to work or to the gym, and then after he’s pumped, he gets even more so during sex.

Arno: He’d have whipped cream on his tongue, and maybe even use it on his partner during sex.

– Ezio Auditore


Let’s see there’s a lot of aphrodisiacs all around the world so I gave each assassin one they would most likely use in their time, their location & gender.

Desmond: Avocados have Vit E that helps the body churn out hormones like testosterone that circulates in your bloodstream and stimulate sexual responses.

Altair: Olive oil is a good source of monounsaturated and polyunsaturated fats, which are critical for a healthy heart, blood flow and hormone production.

Ezio: Red wine contains resveratrol, an antioxidant that helps boost blood flow and improves circulation before and during intercourse.

Connor: Honey supports testosterone production, which can increase desire and provide an energy boost.

Aveline: Coffee is a stimulant that ups the heart rate and makes the blood flow. It’s also said to put women in the “mood for sex”.

Edward: Oysters are brimming with zinc, a mineral that cranks up the production of testosterone, which has been linked to a higher sex drive.

Adéwalé: Chili Peppers stimulate endorphins (fell good hormones), speed up heart rate and make you sweat.

Shay: Salmon’s packed with omega-3 fatty acids, which keep sex-hormone production at it’s peak. Plus, salmon has a great taste,

Haytham: Pine nuts are loaded with zinc, which is essential for producing testosterone.

Arno: Chocolate contains PEA, which stimulates the same hormone your body releases during sex. It also sparks dopamine production in the brain.

Shao Jun: Ginger’s a powerful circulatory system stimulant that has great impact on women’s blood flow to sexual organs improving stimulation and arousal.

Arbaaz: Nutmeg’s warming properties stimulate sexual appetite while its ability to sweeten breath increased attraction.

Evie: Pomegranates, the seeds of this luscious red fruit improve blood flow and are rumored to increase genital sensitivity.

Jacob: Vanilla’s sweet pod is a mild nerve stimulant, which can enhance sexual sensation.

~Claudia

DACS Greatest Hits

To the ladies and Ezio, I can’t believe I’m asking this, but whose voice would you like to hear reading erotic literature?

May 13, 2016

Ayyyy… This is a very GOOD question~


I actually can give you my personal Top 5 right now, but strangely, a quote from Gandalf comes to my mind: “There is only one Lord of the Rings, only one who can bend it to its will. And he does not share power!”

I wonder why.

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~ Signora Paola


Yes I’m pretty sure that Jacob set the ‘standard’ straight for this, but I think Gilbert Gottfried would make for a very erotic reading voice….

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– Ezio Auditore