Frankly, I don’t think he’d look that different, although people back then tend to age faster. Not to mention he did spend some time in India, and the subsequent sun exposure could age him (and Evie) faster. Soooo here’s my rough estimation on how 30-year-old Jacob could look like
I think his laugh and worry lines would be the first ones to show. It’d be interesting to know if he changed his hairstyle at this point. o/
~ Signora Paola
(As a reminder, we are not accepting requests for headcanons right now. This ask has been in our Drafts for so long–heaven knows how long ago we received this–and we really apologise for the tardiness of our response!)
Desmond: He’d probably do something super hip NYC fusion food of whatever, because fusion food is hip and cool and fits into the bar & nightclub scene that he works at (before he got kidnapped by Abstergo)
Altaïr: Shawarma, the Middle Eastern equivalent of the ‘burrito’.
He’d pull off an Iron Man and take his beloved to Shawarma Palace after kicking some butt lmao
Ezio: The most molto bene pene pasta ever ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) okay maybe he’ll save the pene pasta for much much later lol…nah instead he’d make Ravioli Nudi
Connor: Tekarihstóyen (Mohawk for ‘Fry bread’–or should I say FRYE Bread? *shot* Mind you, I keep on typing “Frye Bread” into the search engines now lmao). Sooooo unhealthy but SO GOOD. Dip it in honey and it taste even better hnnnngh just make sure to not eat it all the time lol.
Tagging @thenoahwatts because this reminded me of that one time on his Twitch channel, where half of us would always end up steering the Twich chat convo into food or porn…or both…
Aveline: Jambalaya yum yum yum mmmm or seafood gumbo YUMMY
Edward: Welsh Cakes. Perfect for breakfast~
Adéwalé: Callaloo. It’s a traditional Caribbean dish that has West African roots. Very tasty and full of greens~
Shay: Irish stew. Simple but super delish and meaty~
Haytham: Tarragon chicken salad tea sandwiches, for tea time~
Arno: Puits d’amour ♥
Shao Jun: Chinese hot pot! Aw man she’d not only be cooking for her beloved, but also for their entire family as well lol. She’d invite them all to her house and they’d be going at it for 6 hours straight, sitting there and eating this hot pot meal. I mean you can literally make this into a 21-course meal almost I mean just look at all that food it’s almost like Korean BBQ or Japanese Yakiniku YUM
Arbaaz: Chicken Tikka Masala. Super delicious chicken meal, packed with aromatic Indian spices. I think Evie would love it lol it’s like British-Indian fusion almost~
Evie: Beef Wellington. I think it’s one of her special recipes she reserves for Christmas. Just watching this video is making me want one soooo bad
Jacob: Buttered toast, burnt at the edges. ~/o/ Okay, okay. Maybe he’d actually try to make something more complicated for his significant other, so a nice full English breakfast. (Just expect some parts to be a little bit burnt.)
Thank you for making us hungry. 8V
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Aveline: Erotic City
Shao Jun: Incense and Candles
Evie: One Kiss at a Time
Jacob: Temptation
Demond: We Can Funk
Adéwalé: Black Sweat
Connor: The Question of U
Arno: Le Grind
– Ezio Auditore
Hi there Anon,
It’s very hard to give tips like this because it’s such a wide topic, with so many tips to give. However, here are a few I live by:
Love,
Rosa
(PS: IF you have further questions you can hit me up here or at @hypatiathelibrarian; I’d rather have a discussion with you than respond public, and I can keep your identity anonymous if you’re shy. 🙂
Altaïr: He doesn’t even care–
Maybe he hides it by just keeping his legs together, and then his robes will fall back into their natural spot.
Jacob: TOP HAT M’LADY; HE’D HIDE IT WITH HIS TOP HAT
Connor: ….There’s no way he can hide that boner. I mean just look at those tight trousers–
Maybe he’d try covering it with his robes idk. lol
Edward: Just like Jacob, he uses THE HAT, THE PIRATE HAT M’LADY
Adéwalé: He’d hide it by running into the ocean and swimming.
Haytham: like this–
Ezio: why should I hide mine? That’s how you get the ladies.
– Ezio Auditore
To be honest, we have way too many to list…but I think this confession from 3 years back was what I personally thought was the dirtiest, at least at that time ahaha.
And I think anything by @madamretto has got to be some of the dirtiest on here, and she’s not ashamed of it!
– Ezio Auditore
To be honest, it’s hard to tell from just looking…need Evie Fyre here and now to…touch….and measure….but I’ll take a guess. She seems to have a wide rib cage, so her band measurement is probably 38 inches:
For the bust, she can be anywhere from D to H. And while she may have large bust for her frame, they look like they’re pretty shallow and don’t stick out as much:
So I take it she’s either 38G (US)/38F (UK). This puts her in ‘plus size’ category, even though Evie has an athletic build. She just has a really large body frame…kinda like Venus and Serena Williams or so.
I guessed Elise’s a while back (for a ‘friend’, uh-uh, sure…lol) which was harder to do, and it was slightly random, but her rib cage looks smaller so I thought she was at least on a 32 band:
She seems to almost have the same cup volume as Evie, and her breasts don’t look shallow at all:
Since we only ever see her wear thick clothing, I think that diminishes her size a bit, so she’s kind of bigger than what her clothes give away. So I still think she’s either a 34D or a 32DDD (US)/32E (UK).
So really, I think she shares almost (but not quite) the same CC’s (cubic centimeters) as Evie, just less shallow and more confined to a smaller body frame.
Then again, this is all wild mass guessing, so don’t take my word for it. But you’re free to make these measurements your head-canon. ;P
– Ezio Auditore
I’ve already responded to how the Assassins/Templars would approach cunnilingus here. o/ As for your second question (if they would see it all the way to the end or if they would be unable to control themselves), I believe it really depends on the situation and how much they’re willing to delay their pleasure at any given moment. 😉
As for your third question: What place on the body is the boys’ favourite place to finish?
Desmond: Breasts and torso. He loves the sight of it mixing with your sweat. And if your breasts are particularly big I think he’d love the sight of it dripping from them, too.
Altair: Your face, perhaps a bit on your hair as well. He loves seeing your beautiful face with his cum. I think of all the characters he’s the one who loves facial the most. ;D
Ezio: I think he’s the type who would actually love to come inside you, but if it’s not possible then I think he would settle for the next best thing: Your lower belly and on your pubic area (even better for him if you didn’t shave down there because he’d love to see your hairs “decorated” with his cum).
Connor: He’d be really gentlemanly about it, would talk to you about it beforehand and make it clear where he’s “allowed” to. I don’t think there’s anything that would be off-limits for you, though, especially when he’s so sweet and considerate like that. ;D
Edward: Your breasts, mainly. But if you’re doing it doggy-style, he’d very much like to finish all over your butt. Would probably spread it all over, too, because ehem. BOOTY.
Adéwalé: Like Edward, I think he’d love to finish on your butt, so his preferred position is doggy-style (or some kind of variant like the more athletic wheelbarrow ehem).
Shay: Your breasts. Would probably play around with them and motorboat your cleavage to boot (I think aside from Edward he’s the one who loves this the most ;D).
Haytham: Like Connor, I think he’d be a gentleman about it. He’d ask you if it’s okay and where you want it. Don’t let that gentlemanly behaviour make you think he’s not kinky, though. I think he’s the type who would like rubbing it all over your body. 😀
Arno: In a previous message that asked what the characters’ fetishes are, I replied that Arno’s would be bukkake and creampie. So, I think he’d love to finish either in your face or, well, see it dripping down from either one of your holes. *coughs*
Arbaaz: Of all the characters I think he’s the one who’s not particularly picky on where to finish. Every part of your body where he cums is a good place for him.
Jacob: Your face especially your mouth, although I think he’s not very particular about this. He can come anywhere else in your body and he’d find it extremely hot simply because he wants to see you “marked” by him. And if you complain about being “dirty” he’d offer to clean you. With his tongue.
~ Signora Paola
I’m guessing ours answers will fuel some confessions. Here are mine:
Desmond: He loves to come in your mouth, the sensations your give him and the face your make while taking all he has to offer please him. Plus, it’s not messy.
Altair: He likes to touches himself and comes over your, it doesn’t matter where it lands, as long as it’s on you. He loves watching the drops and strings of his seed drip and run over your skin.
Ezio: He prefers coming in your entrance, not inside, but not far from it. He finds it alluring, seeing his cum over, and possibly, in you, the doubt making him smile while catching his breath over you.
Connor: I think he would love coming inside you most of the time and when he’s taking you from behind, going rough on you, he would love to come on your back from time to time.
Edward: He would love coming on your breasts the most. Maybe when you give him a titjob or a blowjob and he comes he has to see them covered with his cum and he probably remarks on how good it looks on you.
Adéwalé: I’m thinking he likes to come on your face from time to time, sometimes your mouth. But there’s something on coming on your face that pleases him the most.
Shay: He loves coming on your face, seeing you your lovely face/hair covered with it makes him smile evilly at you and remarks that that look suits you very well.
Haytham: I see him enjoying coming on your Mons pubis, enjoying how it runs through your skin or hairs and drips into your entrance. The satisfaction on his face would make you yearn for him again.
Arno: I see him as the romantic guy, but I believe he enjoys coming in your belly the most. It’s intimate and he doesn’t have to stop holding or looking at you while he comes.
Arbaaz: He likes to come over your butt cheeks the most, he things is like the icing on a cake: the perfect thing to decorate an already lovely view.
Jacob: He’s not picky when it choosing were to come: face, chest, belly, inside, back, or anywhere else… He will do it wherever he likes and he will praise you for it.
~Claudia
Thank you very much for participating in our What do they do when they’re horny? ask meme! ♥
For this theme specifically, let us imagine that you – the object of their desires – are in the same room as them and you aren’t exactly alone. Perhaps you have friends around or you are in the middle of some secret Assassin/Templar meeting or something else all together. It could be anywhere as long as there are other people ;D
He’d try to make subtle innuendos first, probably even attempt (badly) to saying clever puns. Like maybe saying, “Hey, wanna do a coin flip? What do you think are my chances of getting head?” (Goddamit, Desmond. You and puns don’t mix.) You’d know he would be feeling REALLY frisky, though, when he stops joking around and becomes more direct. Like he’d send you a text message describing exactly what he wants to do to you. And if he’s really feeling it he might even subtly play with the crotch area of his pants, idly showing you that he’s hard. *coughs*
Very hands-y and direct. Like once you turn your back towards him, he’d try to corner you somewhere a little more private and press himself against your back, letting you feel how hard he is. He’d then whisper all the dirty things he wants to do to you and being the little shit he is, he’d even hump against you – it’s all very subtle that it’s not noticeable by everyone else, but you can definitely feel how turned on he is. He’d probably do this several times, his words getting filthier each time. He wants to tease you so badly as some sort of “revenge” because you’re making him feel this way. 😉
He’d attempt to forget it first. He wants to believe that he’s stronger than his urges. So he’d drink a lot to keep his mind off it, but the problem is – the more intoxicated he gets, the bolder he becomes. At first it’s all intense looks and licking lips, but it wouldn’t take long before he’d stand up, grab you, and unceremoniously drag you somewhere more private. There wouldn’t even be words.
Of all these fine gentlemen, he would be the one who would try SO HARD (lol see what we did there) to suppress it. He’s so much into self-control that we think him getting aroused in a middle of a, say, meeting or in any situation that required proper behaviour would appall him. So, he’d try everything to keep himself calm, but it would be obvious with the way his face would close off, all tense, and/or how he’d clench his fists, for example. He’d probably even make himself tea because it’s a way to calm himself down. If you try to break that self-control, though? Just be prepared for some punishment later. 😉
Like Haytham, he’d attempt to control it. At first. He’d start fidgeting and try to avoid eye contact, because he knows that you can read him well. He doesn’t have the same amount of self-control as his father, though. So it wouldn’t take him long to give in. He’d stop feeling shy and give you that look – mysterious to everyone else, but so clear and potent for you that he might as well be ordering you to take off your clothes. Ehem. If he’s nearby (like sitting beside you), he’d do that Thigh Touch™ as well.
And as a bonus! Because it was Aveline’s birthday yesterday and we unfortunately didn’t receive any birthday confessions about her
The very epitome of a sly minx. Very, very subtle, but her actions say something else. She starts with knowing smiles and a come-hither look. Once you’re within her grasp she’ll do anything to distract you – starting from showing more of her cleavage. She’d probably even go, “I’m a bit cold” in a small, vulnerable voice while hugging herself, showing more of that cleavage and tempting you to either hug her tightly or maybe even cop a feel (or both). She’s going to keep teasing, though. Maybe step back to cool yourselves a little before she’d start another tactic.
Oh my gosh my first fanmail, I’m so excited!
I’m sorry you haven’t been able to come to the workshops. I’m working on a longer-term solution to have them available for those who miss them, though within a day I usually have a recap appended to the original posting. But I think I might have to do something easier to find than that, especially since I included slides this time. So! TLDR: Working on it! – Rosa
Also: I tag any posts on the topic with “hypatia writing 101,” since when I started these I wasn’t quite Rosa yet.