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My dear anon, we’re so sorry for the delay (and we still have several questions left to answer ;A;). Hopefully, our answers are good enough. <3 Will attempt to also put a modern ‘spin’ on everyone except Desmond by adding the likely places their modern versions would enjoy having sex in 😉

Desmond: Movie theatre, backmost seat. Alternatively, a dark hallway in a night club.

Altaïr: Rooftop for both versions, although his modern version would probably choose a more secluded building because he’d rather not have everyone else see the show.

Ezio: I am going to hell with this response, but… a church. Both versions. An unoccupied one, of course. He’d prefer it if it’s a large one like a cathedral where everything echoes.

Connor: Waterfalls/underneath the stars (could switch between both versions). The latter could take place anywhere as long as it’s safe (no threat of bears or Connor would personally rip them with his bare hands). ;D

Aveline: Behind the shrubbery of a garden/in the dressing room of a clothes shop.

Edward: Perhaps I’m influenced by some of the confessions here, but by the wheel of Jackdaw… or pretty much anywhere on the Jackdaw. His modern version would definitely love to christen swimming pools with a bit of the Kenway… extract.

Adéwalé: Both versions would love doing it by the beach (and idk why but I see him working as a lifeguard so… let your imagination run wild 8D)
Shay: In a meadow or a field of wildflowers. Like Connor I think he’d love it if there’s a great view of the sky above (and it wouldn’t be limited to just night skies nope).

Haytham: Balcony/by a huge window of an office (where’s he’s the billionaire CEO amirite). Unlike Altaïr he’d love the possibility that anyone could see you. 8D

Arno: Confessional booths, both versions. *coughs* He may be giving Ezio a run for his money on the “Which Assassin Is Most Likely To Defile A Religious Place?” contest. Alternatively: Hot air balloon. Ehem.

Shao Jun: Rooftop/by the window, although very discreet in both versions.

Arbaaz: Garden/by the porch that has a swing. Anything with swings really.

Evie: Carriage/limousine. Beyoncé’s Partition is playing in my mind right now. ;D It’d be more fun with the modern version, though, because there’s more privacy and we know Evie loves her privacy.

Jacob: Alley, both versions. But I also see his modern version as someone who would stop an elevator when you’re alone. Also: A proud member of The Mile High Club with over 30,000 miles worth of mileage. *coughs*

~ Signora Paola

As mia cara, Signora Paola, said ci dispiace for taking so long!

Desmond: Desmond seems like a guy that knows to have fun, so maybe in a concert or in a fitting room of fancy store, to make sure those clothes are a tight fit~

Altair: He would take you to a watchtower, after taking care of the guards, and take you there. In modern times, I see him having fun with you at the last seat of the movies.

Ezio: In Renaissance Italy he would be with you in a balcony, because he likes to show you off. Now, probably against a hotel window, you know high places and the possibility of been seeing fuel the passion.

Connor: Back then, probably in a lake/river that’s secluded enough to keep all to himself. In these times, probably in a park or camping site, the point is being close to him and nature.

Aveline: I can see her having fun in a confessional booth in a church in New Orleans. In these times, probably in the back seat of a car.

Edward: Most likely, back in the day, the Captain’s Cabin and he wouldn’t mind that crew would hear both of you. Now, in any secluded or solitary beach, feeling the sun, the sand and our dearest captain.

Adéwalé: Since he owned a ship, probably in the deck of it while on the sea and now maybe in his office. He works so hard, he must have fun from time to time.

Shay: In the rooftops of the building of New York/Boston, to keep the sky always close, just like you. Now, maybe in a dock of a lake at night or day, which ever~

Haytham: Back then he would probably take you in an alley, away from all the people in pubs and inns. Now, he would stop an elevator to… check how strong those railings are.

Arno: With Paris in the heat of the Revolution, you’ll get your heat on in Notre Dame most likely or maybe in

Château de Versailles… Now, in the bathroom of the closest Café he can get you in.

Shao Jun: She would have you in a bath house, letting the water and steam work their magic. Now, in an utility room of a school or maybe of your work place.

Arbaaz: He would seek you in a palace’s gardens to have fun there and in these times probably the back seat of his car.

Evie: I’m certain she likes high places, so in Victorian London she would either take you to Big Ben or The Tower of London. Now? Well how about a library? But you’d have to be quiet!

Jacob: Back in Victorian London, I’m certain he wouldn’t mind a carriage… while it tours the city! Now, in these modern times… Remember when I said he would take you to a photo-booth on Valentine’s Day (right here)? Well he would do you there too…. and keep the pictures! Naughty boy~

~Claudia