It was not easy, frankly. It took me probably 3 hours using the full extent of my Google-fu to find the appropriate GIFs. It was actually easier to find straight up hardcore porn GIFs. And even if this is an NSFW blog I’m the kind of lady who still who wants to leave something to the imagination. ;D
That said, I may utilise more of this GIF usage in the next round of ‘ask the admins’ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
Indeed! I’m still low-key wishing that there will be an Assassin’s Creed game set in the Philippines during the Philippine Revolution (José Rizal being an ally to the Assassins is making me all starry-eyed just thinking about it), but I also realize that there are bigger countries with more well-known histories, so this is one of those things that I would be satisfied reading as fanfiction. o/
Oh, and me and Mr. Frye as the parents of the young patrons of this blog?
~ Signora Paola
(Note: If you find that you’re in an uncomfortable situation of being thirsty for Jacob Fiora and Mr. Cormac would gladly be your parents _へ__(‾◡◝ )> )
See, whenever anyone says that they view me as their mother I’m gonna have to insist that 40-year-old Jacob is the father.
~ Signora Paola
Whenever you wonderful people talk about Mr. Amos having a secret Tumblr I always envision him doing the Gendo Pose while sitting behind his computer
~ Signora Paola
What if he sings this song to you though
But instead of “It’s my dick in a box” he croons, “It’s the year of my cock.”
~ Signora Paola (who is now in complete hysterics imagining Jacob singing that song please excuse her while she tries not to hyperventilate)
Maraming salamat sa inyong pagtangkalik, mga kababayan ko. ♥️ It’s always so great to see other Filipinos here, especially when it seems that we’re a minority in the fandom! And honestly, I can keep going with my Tagalog definition of Ginoong Frye even if my entire Tagalog vocabulary runs out. I can always switch to dirty Tagalog – which I will gladly do – but I may sound like a Xerex article from Abante Tonite. | ￣∀￣ |
~ Binibining Paola (who is not yet a Ginang thank you very much)
Daidí Shay and I will parent for the ones thirsty for Signore Frye.
♡ Mama Fiora
From your lips to God’s ears, my friend. But I would like to offer this challenge as well: The lack of Haystack entries of your favourite character means that it’s waiting for you to write something. 😉 Let your imagination run wild! If you’ve confessed your sins to us already then believe me when I say that you are already halfway there.
If you’re thinking, “But I’m not a good writer” then I’d like you to take that thought by its tail, crush it, and throw it away. We will never judge anyone’s writing skills. ♥️
And please remember what the great Bob Ross said:
Love,
~ Signora Paola
That’s right. And this is your father, kids.
Y’all best behave yourselves while your Mommy and Daddy are around.
~ Signora Mommy Paola
I could give you a big kiss right now, my dearest anon. All of us 1981 babies are the most amazing people ever because we are born in the Year of the Cock!
So, the question is: 20-year-old Jacob or 40-year-old Jacob? The latter is closer to us in age, but I certainly wouldn’t mind fooling around with a Jacob who’s 15 years my junior as well.
I mean he does prefer older women doesn’t he *coughs*
~ Signora Paola