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Your gifs are all fucking golden….👌🏽

March 22, 2016

Si, they are…

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Molto perfetto

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Grazie, anonimo!

– Ezio Auditore

Miscellaneous

I’m going through serious depression, and I usually self-harm, but since I discovered this blog, I feel significantly better. You are all lovely people, and thank you for the smiles you bring to all us sinners’ faces.

March 22, 2016

Of all the personal messages we received, yours struck me the most, my dearest anon. We’ve always wanted this blog to not only be a safe place for everyone to share their fantasies, but also a sanctuary that offers a break from the harsh realities of life. To know that our perverted shenanigans can help someone go through a dark period of their life is the highest praise indeed.

I wish I could do more than just respond to your message, my friend. Have you sought for help or is there anyone close to you that you could constantly stay in touch with? Please remember that you are never alone, okay?

Love,
~ Signora Paola


My sweetest, dearest anon… I can’t help but smile with your message, because that the main reason we have this blog. We want you guys to smile, laugh, be pervy and simply be yourselves here. It’s people like you that keep inspiring us to make this a better blog, to keep adding new things and, above all, maintain the blog. Working for you guys, really pleases me and makes me happy!

I’m very happy you have been feeling better and I remind you that you’re not alone and that you can contact me if you need it, alright? And if you do need it, seek help. I hope you continue to have fun and that you submit something soon.

Much, much love,
~Claudia


Oh, anon! You message brings a smile to my face! I’m flattered–honored even–to know that a blog like this that began with silly intentions has actually not only inspired others, but helped them with whatever issues they have in life as well. I’m very happy to hear that our crazy antics here has brought more than a smile to your face!

Not to repeat too much what the others have said, but yes–remember that you are not alone, and we’re always here to listen if you need anyone to talk to. Of course, this doesn’t replace professional counseling or whatever, and we do as much as we can, but we care about our followers and hope you can get the help that you need.

Molto amore,
– Ezio

Miscellaneous

Am I the only one who thinks that Chris Hemsworth would be a perfect cast should they ever include Edward Kenway in the live-action AC movie?

March 22, 2016

Oh, definitely not. Maybe his voice is a tad deep for Edward (he is Thor after all), but he definitely has the look down

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Never forget~

~ Signora Paola

DACS Greatest Hits

March 21, 2016

Anonimo 1# > I am a real fan of musk and some kind of herby scent? At least for Arno I imagine to have him a soft pinch of red wine mixed with musk and some earthy ‘addition’, same goes for Jacob as they’re both rolling around in dirt and such. Maybe Jacob tends to have something less heavier and uses fresh peppermint? Like not the chewing gum-mint but really fresh peppermint…

Anonimo 2# > Indeed he does and I am glad he has it. I can watch him swagger all day over Monsieur De La Serres office floor, ehehe.

Anonimo 3# > Arno would most likely do that when he’s really drunk and in a really good mood.. otherwise, yes, really have great friends!

-Sister Teodora

Miscellaneous

Hello! Just saw the confession about Arno’s voice in french… And dear lord this is soooo right! I am french myself and I swear to god I normally don’t like dubbing… But, for Arno… HIS VOICE IS SO FUCKING SEXY OO Like… GO and check it out!!!

March 20, 2016

Yeeees, I am playing my game in French only (well at least the dubbing, ehe.)
(I’M A SUCKER FOR OTHER LANGUAGES)

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Check out Arno’s French voice here: (X)

-Sister Teodora

DACS Greatest Hits

Somebody place make a gif with the assassins heads attached to the dancers in Yatta!

March 20, 2016
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~ Signora Paola (who is now reminded of her nearly forgotten plans to do Assassin gifs of this video)

P.S. If you don’t hear from me within the next 12 hours, then assume that the Assassins have made me a target and have likely abducted me to pay for my many Photoshop crimes. Pray for me, my dear friends. (꒪ȏ꒪;)

Miscellaneous

Uhh… Noah Watts reblogged my Connor confession… (I’m ready to die of embarrassment now.) (holyshitsothisiswhatgettingnoticedfeelslike) Uhh… Umm… Thanks? I’m glad he liked it? Did you guys like it? Is it possible to feel extremely embarrassed and still be kind of pleased with yourself at the same time? – Flustered Anon

March 20, 2016
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Oh, we know the feeling very well, mio caro! Congratulations, though! Like we’ve said before, it’s not everyday the top Assassini come pay us a visit, so don’t be embarrassed, wear it with pride! I personally, love it, amore! It was a piccante and sexy~

And in case our patrons missed it, this is the confession!

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

I have a really bad problem. I really love Jacob but sometimes I just wanna slap that stupid face so hard, but also i want to hug him ‘cuz i love him… I think it must be truuuuuue loooove!

March 20, 2016

Oh, come here, my dearest anon, let me hug you

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You see, I am feeling exactly the same thing. Let’s form a club called “’So Tsundere For Jacob Frye” shall we? I wonder how many people would sign up. ;D

~ Signora Paola (who does the Cassandra Pentaghast “ugh” sound every time she goes all giggly for Signore Frye)