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To all you ladies out there, who do you think are the perfect actors to play the roles of the assassins if there ever was a live action movie about them? *cough* Shay Cormac *cough**cough* Mads Mikkelsen *cough*

July 13, 2016

For characters whose voice actors are film/TV actors themselves, it seems the obvious choice is that the actors would play as their characters (Noah Watts as Connor, Adrian Hough as Haytham, Paul Amos as Jacob, etc.) but for the others who don’t have a big film/TV repertoire…

Aveline (funny thing is her actress does have a big resumé, except she’s super White and then of course tumblr will throw a fit about ‘black-facing’ if Ubisoft uses Aveline’s VA…whatever *shrug* so I would say this person below instead):

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Zoe Saldana; she kinda had the look down in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Shao Jun (also has a voice actress that doesn’t match character’s ethnicity):

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Zhang Ziyi

Adéwalé:

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Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje. Yes, same-name actor as Adéwalé.

Desmond:

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Milo Ventimiglia.

Okay, I guess I’ll make one exception for Haytham Kenway. I think Jon Hamm should play him, but only in a modern AU setting:

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Why? Because dat moment when you morph their faces and nothing happens. I’m convinced that Ubisoft secretly used Jon Hamm for the rest of Haytham’s facial rendering.

I wouldn’t mind a suave, business savvy, Mad Men-like Kenway, at all, not at all…

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– Ezio Auditore

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I love this blog for many reasons, one of these is that I’m italian and each time you write italian sentences I’m like “OH MY GOSH” idk that’s amazing.😂😂 I adore you xx

July 13, 2016

Oh thank you so much!

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We know only a little bit here, but we do our best to keep up with the ‘blog theme’ aha! ;P We do hope that they’re correct every time and we’re glad that you think so!

– Ezio Auditore

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If you happen to see Edward Kenway someday…. Tell him he has all my attention… :>

July 11, 2016

Oh, you don’t need us to relay your message, my dear. Here he is in the–ehem–flesh

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As you can see you have all of his attention, too

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(I AM SO SORRY FOR THE EXTREME DELAY OF THIS RESPONSE. I HOPE YOU ARE STILL HERE MY DEAREST ANON)

~ Signora Paola

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the person who did the ‘dick on the shoulder’ confession, i’m like 80% sure they took that idea from tumblr post about laughing during sex and weird seduction tactics

July 10, 2016

I made that confession, amico mio, and I absolutely have no idea which Tumblr post you are referring to. I’d like to read it, though! Can you give me a link?

~ Signora Paola

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History teacher anon again! I’m pretty sure she’s sent in a few confessions. From what I can tell on her Tumblr, she has a HUGE crush on Connor and Father Jacob.

July 10, 2016

Your history teacher has a tumblr?

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Now I’m curious to know how old is she and if she took the DACS general survey a while back….

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– Ezio Auditore

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Just wanted to let you guys know that I found this blog through my history teacher (not that I’m complaining ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ). Is that weird or is it just me?

July 8, 2016

That is incredibly awkward, unless your teacher has also secretly sent in some confessions…

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– Ezio Auditore

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Update about the pene word. I was at my friends again and his mother asked me where i heard that word from… I was looking at confessions while she asked me that and I said Ezio did. She thought i said Zio which is what my friends name is and she started talking to him and all I heard throughout the conversation was “italian italian PENE!!!” “I did not say PENE!” It was hilarious because his dad was like they’re arguing about the word penis. Ezio makes everything better. XD

July 7, 2016

Zio…like ZIIO??? SHE COMES IN PEACE:

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Sì sì sì BENE VA BENE MOLTO BENE~

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NEXT TIME U GO ASK THEM TO MAKE MY MOLTO BENE PENE PASTA, WHICH IS VA BENE~

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COMPLETE WITH LA ITALIANA SAUSAGE:

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– Ezio Auditore

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You know?? I never had a gorgeous body and, being honest, I hated it, until I knew this blog. After that day, I started to read and write my own confessions, and I learnt to love myself. I’m a happy and secure person now. All thanks to you

July 5, 2016

My sweet, sweet summerchild! I am so happy to hear that your self esteem got better thanks to this wonderful lovely community.
I can understand you very well regarding the body issue and I am sure, that there are lots that share that thought.

Keep having positive, beautiful thoughts and love your bodies fellow sinners <3

-Sister Teodora.

DACS Greatest Hits

In the spirit of having just seen Magic Mike XXL, I can’t help but ask; what do you lovely people think everyone (including Haytham and Shay) would wear for their “male entertainer” themes? ;D

July 5, 2016
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That’s what they would all wear.

– from the ladies of Rosa in Fiore