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September 22, 2018

‘I’m both shocked and saddened that Bayek’s dearest friend Hepzefa has absolutely no love on Tumblr or anywhere for that matter! I cannot be the only one who has fantasized about that cheeky little devil. His devilish smiles as kisses your lips with an intensity as fiery as his sword. Those eyes wild with desire as he pulls you close at that usually playful voice choking out strangled moans as he brings you both to completion during one wild night outside Siwa. Excuse me . I need to go sin now.’

Confession [@madamegothicka]

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September 21, 2018

‘I miss so much the bordello, especially my boys Jacob and Connor. So, if you don’t mind, I would like a room for three… Or better for four, since I want Signor Ezio Auditore to join us all night! 😘’

Confession [@vickapinto]

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September 20, 2018

‘I want to have this beautiful moment with Shay when he takes me in his naked form and I open myself to him. Oh to feel his calloused hands on my body and his breath whispering in my ear as he enters.’

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September 19, 2018

‘I hope Alexios would not be opposed to taking a pounding from a woman. It would be a thrill to grab his hair and pull it back while taking him from behind.’

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September 18, 2018

‘I want the wolf of the Homestead, the one they call Connor, to leave multiple bite marks all over my chest, my thighs, and my rear. Especially my rear.’

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September 17, 2018

‘The things I’d let Arno do to me are honestly too sinful for this blog.’


Oh, my dearest anon~

This bordello has always had front row seats to the dirtiest fantasies in the AC fandom. The confessions right now may be a little tame, but I assure you – if you look back long enough in our archives, you’d find endless goldmines of smut ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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September 17, 2018

imaginensfw:

It’s a rainy Sunday morning and you’re curled up on a mattress pushed next to the window, letting the sound of the rain showers soothe you to sleep. “Hello my darling,” your favorite character says, as he sleepily curls up next to you, wrapping you in his embrace and teasing your neck with gentle kisses. You slowly peel each other’s clothes off until you are making passionate love, and afterwards you fall asleep in his arms listening to the rain.

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September 16, 2018

‘Sisters of the bordello, I have sinned, but oh so wonderfully! I stumbled upon a video of a woman dancing and her lover brought his hands up her breasts and then to her neck. I couldn’t help but think that that’s how I want Jacob Frye to pin me down and take me; with his hands around my neck as he draws me closer to his muscular body and whispers, “I want you here and now” in that oh so sexy accent of his. Not to mention his signature smirk curving across his gorgeous face. Good lord…’

Confession [@talesfromassassiansguardian]

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September 15, 2018

‘Grandpa Kenway, stripping, dancing on a table. Because he would.’

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September 14, 2018

‘Ezio is such a hot grumpy daddy bear. I just want to lay on his strong hairy chest, fingering his nipples and listen to his deep sexy grunts.’