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Confession [@fildyscz]
‘Being the only plus size assasin isn’t easy especially with other female assassins talking about you behind your back but with a man like Connor it’s easier to deal with throughout the day and by night he shows me exactly how much he loves my body with love, tongue, kisses and deep penetration in various positions. My beloved Connor is not only a man of honor but also a man of love and passion.’
Dang nannit Ubisoft! Why did Alexios voice made me wet all over? Just give him to me already without clothes.
Edward Kenway would be a fantastic one night stand. He would leave you immensely satisfied but you would also hope to never ever 👀 him again, cause there’s no way you would be able to look him straight in the eyes again. If you ever meet again, he would eye-fuck the whole time and everyone in the room with eyes will know that there was something between you once.
A threesome with Evie and Kassandra would be very much appreciated! With me sitting on Kassandra’s face, kissing Evie, who fingers her. *dreamy sigh* I also wouldn’t mind some finger shaped bruises on my thighs the next morning…
‘My dearest Shay held me in his arms as we made sweet love after we both showed our scars and told our stories. I heard his moans as he peppered me with kisses as if we were dying. But no, we are very much alive.’
Confession [@jeweledfaith]
‘Oh god, I just had a wild fantasy right now about working at the Rosa in Fiore and having Ezio as my regular customer.’
Imagine your favourite character pushing you up against the wall, pinning your hands behind your back with one hand and pulling your head back by your throat with the other, whispering the things they’re going to do to you in graphic detail – their body pressed against yours, hot and heavy.
‘I imagine being tied up by my favorite templars/assassins: Jacob, Shaun, Ezio, Arno, Elise, and Anne Bonny just to name a few. They’ll be taking turns with me as they fuck and pleasure me senseless.’
