‘In the street, after a very festive evening in the tavern, I become suddenly so horny to see Edward and Shay walking by my side. I take then their hands, put them on my ass and suggest them to finish our evening on a ship. Shay leads us to the Morrigan and when we are in the cabin, we have the kinkiest and roughest threesome possible. When I wake up in the morning, the two lads keep me by their side and make me understand “physically” that they can’t get enough of me.’
‘I’m a bi guy and I find the idea of a foursome with Alexios, Kyra and Thaletas so fucking hot that it’s not even funny. They’re all so bloody gorgeous that it’s almost unfair.’
It’s that time of the year again where our hard work has paid off and we’ve actually gone ahead of our confessional list, and now we don’t have any confessions waiting to be heard! We at the bordello desire to do what we do best – and that is to serve your dirtiest secrets. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
We are waiting. 😈
Love,
~ Signora Paola
Our confessional box has been feeling a little lonely for the past few days. I assume many of you (like me) are still in the middle of playing Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey? While our no spoilers policy is in effect until January of next year, we always welcome non-spoiler confessions about the new characters ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Of course, if you prefer to confess about the old characters, please feel free! You may even do cross over confessions (of that we have many)!
Love always,
~ Signora Paola
Shaun’s birthday (November 16) is coming up soon! If you have any birthday-related confessions, please submit them now.
‘Sisters, forgive me for I have sinned and this is my first confession. I’ve been fantasizing as of late of Connor; I’m out in the woods at night dressed as Little Red Riding Hood and Connor, the big bad “wolf” is stalking me as his prey. Once I’m in the clearing of the woods, he sneaks behind me and whispers into my ear “Are you going to submit to me my Dear?” I reply “yes” and with that, we were both in for a long night ;)’
Confession [@thepalaceofmelanie]
‘I don’t know why; But ever since I first saw Stentor on the beach in Megaris, I wanted to have a rough night with him on the beach, maybe after we’re high on our Spartan victory. I can just imagine him taking me from behind like the bitch in heat I am, moaning so loud that even Aphrodite would blush.’
Imagine your favorite character whispering in your ear, in graphic detail, what they plan on doing to you tonight, as they slowly apply pressure with a vibrator.
‘Kassandra, please shove your fingers inside me and make me come till I beg you to stop…’
‘Just imagine Adéwalé doing very hard work.You see his massive muscles flexing.Then you hear grunting and sound of ripping fabric. His clothes couldn’t hold it anymore. And you can no longer keep your lust for Adé’s giant cock.’
Hello, kind ladies of bordello! :) This is not a confession. I just need to tell you that I found guys who look totally similar to Daniel Cross, his name is Bill Bailey and Michael Vegas who look like Clay Kaczmarek ( Both of them are pornstars)
November 10, 2018

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