‘For the last few months or so I have thought about Haytham a lot. And I mean A LOT. He’s been in every thought of mine. Honestly I forgot how much I missed staying awake in bed and fantasizing about him. His hot breath on my neck. Seeing him between my legs. He’d dick me down to the mattress, giving me every last drop of his spend. All of this while him having his hair open.’
‘I want Jacob Frye to be the man who will corrupt me (‘cause I’m super shy) and take my virginity away. I think as soon as he finds out it’s my first time he’ll be gentle and force me to say some dirty stuff to him. I think he’ll keep it up until I can’t move a muscle but the the thought of that sweet gentle smile on his face and whispering praises in my ear makes me get on top of him and ride him all night.’
Confession [@ellie-rosewood]
Confession count update + more
To our valued (and dearest) patrons,
I’ve been doing some little housekeeping in our bordello and I believe it is time to update you with our confession count. The last time we had this was 2 – yes, two years ago! Well, since our last update, let’s see how the rankings have changed, shall we?
- Jacob Frye – 1723 confessions (still the reigning king; and yes, this is still his theme song and I’d pay good money to hear Paul Amos sing it ~/o/)
- Connor Kenway – 971 confessions
- Shay Cormac – 563 confessions (oh my, he has overtaken Arno)
- Arno Dorian – 559 confessions (but he’s not too far behind!)
- Ezio Auditore – 520 confessions
- Evie Frye – 463 confessions
- Edward Kenway – 361 confessions (overtaken Altair)
- Altair Ibn La’Ahad – 357 confessions
- Haytham Kenway – 271 confessions
- Crawford Starrick – 257 confessions
- Desmond Miles – 214 confessions
- Bayek of Siwa – 73 confessions
- Alexios – 53 confessions
- Aveline de Grandpre – 48 confessions
- Kassandra – 45 confessions
- Adewale – 25 confessions
- Aya of Alexandria – 25 confessions
I’ve only included playable characters (with the exception of Crawford Starrick since he’s quite popular). If you want to know the confession count of a character not named here, please do send us a message!
I’ve also updated our Porn Star Status tag. To anyone who’s new to our bordello, it’s basically our “Greatest Hits” tag or the confessions that garnered 69+ notes 😉 Take a look if your favourite (or your own) confession is there!
I will also take this time to start restoring the posts that have been flagged by Tumblr. Since the main issue seems to be the images we used, then I think the best way to go about it is to simply blur the images and have them linked elsewhere. It’s a pain, but… ¯_(ツ)_/¯ It needs to be done!
Grazie for reading!
~ Signora Paola
‘ARSE imagine: I love to imagine Connor fucking Elise, pounding her hard with his big cock while holding her up against a wall with both large hands on her pale, pert ass, while on the bed, Aveline rides Shay who plays with her marvelous breasts.’
‘I would pay money to have a rough night with Jon Bernthal’s Punisher and Altaïr. They would ruin me.’
Confession [@behbydrahgun]
To our valued patrons,
I have changed the bordello’s theme when viewed with a browser to make it more compliant with Tumblr’s changes. If you’ve only browsed La Rosa in Fiore using the app, then I encourage you to check out our web version to be able to see our subpages (yes, we do have them!). And if your browser is able to run java scripts, our bordello has a little music player that will run in the background, softly playing popular themes from Assassin’s Creed!
And while we’re at the subject of our “hidden” features: Did you know that we have our own fanfiction site called Secluded Haystack? We also have 50 Shades of Pene, a repository of fanfictions that were inspired by actual confessions found here at La Rosa in Fiore! Truthfully, it has been a long, long while that we have updated them. But if you haven’t seen them before, then I encourage you to give them a look. Maybe you’ll get inspired enough to send us your own submissions, too (just make sure to read our FAQ first!). 😘
Molte grazie for reading and I wish you all good health and safety!
Love,
~ Signora Paola
‘Haytham may be the Templar Grandmaster but in bed Ziio commands both him and Shay.’
@avengersdeathnote (I’m unable to reply to your message so I hope this is okay!) I assume you’ve tried submitting your confession via the web version (and not through the app)? I’ve noticed that simply clicking the links don’t work for some reason : You’d need to right-click on them. I’m not sure what happened, but it’s probably thanks to one of Tumblr’s previous updates that caused this weird error. I’m looking into a solution, but for the meantime, you may use this link to submit your confession.
ETA: I’ve figured out the issue: It seems that Tumblr wants all hyperlinks to have “https” instead of “http”. Very unfortunate, as this would actually break the theme I made 😔 So for now, I’ve defaulted to Tumblr’s basic theme. We will need to update a lot of our sub-pages to reflect this, so it’ll take a while before we can have everything up and running again.
Grazie,
~ Signora Paola
‘For Leonardo’s birthday, I will invite him some hot assassins to pose nude. And I’m sure he won’t mind when it turns into a proper orgy.’
‘I love men who are – ahem – gifted in the assets department: thighs, chest, muscles, ass, bulge. I pay attention to these things, so you can imagine my delight when I noticed that Arno’s ass actually gets bigger when you play the game – as do his thighs, mmm, I could spend hours feeling them up and running my tongue down them. His ass goes from being cute and bouncy (note the ass strut he gives when talking to M. de la Serre) to firm and plump, especially if you wear those tight pants which highlights his assets in the front – a very decent admission, I might add. Arno is also one of the best dressers, and since I have a thing for men in uniform whenever he’s in his Master Assassin or Athos Duel shirt I go insane. I could spend hours touching him and sucking his cock, coupled with a few ass smacks. That man is insanely gorgeous.’
Confession [@warof18dollars12cents]