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It’s quite comforting the amount of dirty thoughts and fantasies people have about fictional characters. How it’s not just me, seriously do you have any idea how validating that would have been for an eleven year old me? Growing up playing Ezio and Connor, no else cared for video games except the male elitists who bullied me for my interest in games. I had no one to tell how hot I found Ezio and how I fell in love with Connor more for his personality. Thanks Asscreed (lmao that sentence though)!

April 30, 2020

We very much welcome you, dearest! No fantasy is too dirty in these parts (as long as it abides by our rules of course). 😉

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I believe that, at first, nearly all of us denied not only to other people but to ourselves about being attracted (especially sexually attracted) to video game characters. “Why do I want to have sex with someone who doesn’t exist? And that’s made up of a bunch of polygons? IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!” That was honestly my first thought when I discovered that I was attracted to a video game character. I can just imagine how it would be an even weirder experience for someone to get attracted to a video game character that was designed during the 80′s, when game characters were literally made up of blocky pixels. We actually got lucky with the current generation of games, with characters being so life-like and being voiced by real people. Certainly not as weird compared to the early days. 🤣 But I digress.

Oh, and now I really want to ask our patrons: Who was the video game character that you were first sexually attracted to? Mine would be Dante from the first Devil May Cry. Sure, I was attracted to other characters before him, like Squall Leonhart from Final Fantasy VIII, but it was more of a “oh, he’s cute” type of attraction. Dante was legitimately the first game character that, shall we say, pulled my devil trigger 😏 Anyway, I’m very curious to know about our patrons’ replies!

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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April 29, 2020

‘Can I have Evie and Aveline for the duration of the quarantine? And a fine box of sex toys, oh, what would we get up to locked in!’

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April 28, 2020

‘I want older Jacob to spank me and then fuck me mercilessly doggy style.’

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April 27, 2020

‘Ah Tabai? More like Ah Ta-Bae. He’s such a pretty Assassin. I wanna ride him on a beach in Mexico, or, in a pinch, any bit of warm sunny outdoors will do.

‘Another time I wanna get double-teamed by him and Eddie, or tripple teamed by him, Eddie, and Kidd in either gender version. Outdoors in broad, tropical daylight.’

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April 26, 2020

‘Can I have Evie, Aveline, and Connor to entertain me in this boring quarantine? I’m sure being locked in with them I would find a lot of ways to pass the time.’

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April 25, 2020

‘I want to be blindfolded as the Assassins have their way with me, only their sexy voices letting me know who is fucking me now.’

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Confessions

April 24, 2020

‘Haytham looks pretty with blood on his face… sure makes me dream about him licking my pussy when I’m on my period, then me riding him while kissing his bloody lips.’

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April 23, 2020

‘I love seeing Connor’s nipple through the Bayek outfit. And I love admiring his thick thighs in the Alexios outfit. Makes me want to ride him forward and backwards to grab unto to those two while he cums in me.’

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April 22, 2020

‘I have a burning need for Shay/Evie. More specifically, Evie giving a Shay a footjob while he is tied up.’

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April 21, 2020

‘I just finished Assassin’s Creed II. The moment Ezio was back at his room in the villa after the credits rolled, I realized his sword was missing. I had gotten him the best and most expensive sword there was, along with the best dagger and he left them beneath the Vatican! I plan to punish him by tying him on the bed and teasing him for hours. I plan to use my mouth, my hands, a couple of toys…. Anything to tease him as much as possible before I finally allow him to cum in my pussy.’

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