‘I haven’t played Assassin’s Creed Rogue yet, but my friend talked to me about it so I looked up cutscenes and dear Lord have I never fallen in love so fast with a man’s accent. Once I heard Shay speak I felt like I was going to faint after fangirl screaming 😂 Man, what I would give to spend an evening with a man like him. 😍😂’
Confession [@mysterous1412]
‘I just watched Dirty Dancing Havana Nights again, and man has it been a long time, but dear God, once I watched it, Jacob was the first person that popped in my mind. I would do anything to have a dance with him. All the rhythmic moves and additional “dirty dancing” made me wish I was in his arms, dancing the same dance that showed in the movie. And the love making scene after it took my breath away to where I wanted to do the exact same thing with him. What a night I would love to spend with a man like him.’
Confession [@mysterous1412]
‘How is Connor Kenway everything I find physically and personality-wise attractive in a man? An introverted, gentle giant whose quiet in his passion and affection, a ruthless badass with a compassionate moral code. A dork when it comes to romance, as well as liking cats and the outdoors. But who is ALSO a total beefcake with muscles for daayyss. *fanning myself* “Ho-How can a man be THIS HOT! It has to be illegal for a character to make me all wet by thinking about him!”’
‘If Kassandra, Alexios and Jacob rawed me simultaneously, I’d die a very happy girl.’
‘Shay getting really horny in the middle of the night – it’s hot due to the nasty summer heat but there’s a slight breeze coming in through the window – and fucking me. That’s it. He’d wake me up with soft, gentle kisses and squeezes in all the right places. He’d make out with me until I’m awake, turned on and ready to go. Then he’d get me all dizzy as he thrusts his cock into me slowly while kissing my neck and having his free hand around the other side of my throat, giving me a splendid orgasm.’
‘A foursome with Evie, Kassandra and Elise would make my day. Just us fucking for hours with Kassandra alternating between me, the guy, and pleasuring the other ladies…’
Right? 😆 I even made a post about it in my personal blog because I thought it was adorable! I think Jacob was embarrassed primarily because he was with the prime minister’s wife, but I love the implication that he might also be embarrassed because he was probably not used to seeing public displays of affection. And likely, being a gentleman he really would rather not see it with a woman beside him (since this is the Victorian Era we are also talking about). What do our patrons think? 🤓
~ Signora Paola
‘I want Jacob to bend me over his desk and spank me with his cane. Bonus points if I’m completely naked and he’s only wearing his long leather coat and top hat.’
‘I’ve been playing ACU recently and I must confess that everytime I went to Arno’s room I just want to be there with him and make both of us forget about everything in the world after a long day, starting with a passionate and relaxing kisses then it becoming more sensual, after that we both could have some fun with the famous 69 and a good slow and hot sex with a lot of dirty talk. I love him so much, he deserves all the best and I would do anything to make him feel the best man anytime! ♡ oh Arno ~’
‘Based on that dream Desmond had in AC2, I believe Altair and Maria had a very interesting sex life. I mean, she made him chase her on a tower in order to get laid! I wonder what other kinks they had… Bondage, spanking, role-playing… Maybe Maria kept those green courtesan robes and wore them to perform private dances for her husband. I’d certainly love to see them in action and maybe join them for some fun! Maria and I are going to give Altair the pleasure he deserves.’