‘Based on that dream Desmond had in AC2, I believe Altair and Maria had a very interesting sex life. I mean, she made him chase her on a tower in order to get laid! I wonder what other kinks they had… Bondage, spanking, role-playing… Maybe Maria kept those green courtesan robes and wore them to perform private dances for her husband. I’d certainly love to see them in action and maybe join them for some fun! Maria and I are going to give Altair the pleasure he deserves.’