Before sending us your queries, please take the time to read this, as your question may already be addressed here. Thank you!
- What do “headcanons” and “character preferences” mean?
Headcanon is defined as: “Elements and interpretations of a fictional universe accepted by an individual fan, but not found within or supported by the official canon.” In the context of this blog, it is basically our own dirty ideas about what the assassins prefer or how do they act like. Character preferences is basically the same thing. Examples are: “Which assassin is the kinkiest,” “What do the assassins do when they’re horny,” etc. - Are you still welcoming any more requests for character headcanons (what they prefer to do during sex, etc.)?
Our bordello is first and foremost a dirty confessions page and not a character preferences blog. With that out of the way, yes, we will entertain such requests, but do keep in mind that we have our limits. We can’t juggle these two at the same time and we are free to choose not to answer a request if we deem it too difficult. - ‘Ask the Admins: Dirty Bits‘, ‘Ask the Admins: Sweet Bits‘, ‘Ask the Admins: Ask Memes’ – how are they different?
Ask the Admins: Dirty Bits is the tag we use when you ask us our dirty headcanons.
Ask the Admins: Sweet Bits is the tag we use when you ask us our non-dirty headcanons.
Ask the Admins: Ask Memes is the tag we use when we give the prompt and you give us the character you want us to make the headcanon of. It was designed in response to the growing difficulty of writing headcanons for every Assassin’s Creed playable protagonist. - What characters do you answer headcanons for?
We do headcanons for playable characters only. - May I ask your headcanons for other characters besides the playable ones?
No, we aren’t answering questions for any other characters, sorry. The reason for this is to keep our answering time as short and quick as possible. That way, our Drafts don’t get swamped with too many questions that still need answering. - May I suggest a song for the Secluded Haystack playlist or a full playlist?
Of course you can suggest a song; the more songs the better, right? We do ask that you send your suggestion off anon. As for playlists, sadly we aren’t taking suggestions for them. - May I talk to you guys about Assassin’s Creed?
Of course, after all without those games this blog would not exist! We do ask, however, that any conversation you want to have with us you do off anon, so we don’t spam the blog. - I sent my question in some time ago and it hasn’t been answered for over a month now! What happened?
Just like with editing your dirty secrets, we sometimes need to take time to answer your questions as well. While we don’t mind talking to you, some of the questions we receive require more than just a simple, one-line answer. Sometimes, we don’t even have an answer for your question because we couldn’t think of any at that time.
For general, chat/interview-like questions, how long it would take for us to answer really depends on our inspiration and interest for it. If we receive ‘interview questions’ that have already been answered more than once, we won’t answer it and instead ask you to please review our ‘Ask the Admins’ tags. Also, we are not obligated to answering every question we receive. Sometimes, we may not like the question we receive, or have absolutely no ideas for it at all, no matter how long we let it sit in our Drafts. In this case, we choose to simply not answer, sorry.