‘I’ve been watching ASMR videos to help me sleep. I tend to stay away from the whisper type of videos because I have a rather embarrassing reaction to them. No matter who whispers, man or woman, I always feel a jolt of arousal. And now I can’t help but daydream a modern Jacob Frye with his own ASMR channel. Unlike other ASMRtists, he always shows his face… because he knows that it’s his face that’s half of the reason why he has millions of subscribers. He never says anything lewd, but every seemingly innocent word he whispers never fails to send me into a lustful haze. I can imagine actually masturbating while watching his videos and even becoming bold enough to send him a private message, hinting what I’ve done while watching his videos. He’d send a message back, asking if I could give him a ‘live demonstration.’ I agree on the condition that I do it while he talks to me over on vidchat. He does, and my phone’s battery nearly died because he just can’t stop whispering me lewd things, and I just can’t stop touching myself and bringing myself to an orgasm, again and again. When we finally meet in person, we’re basically lost to the world for 3 whole days because all we’ve done during that time is fuck, eat, and sleep. But mostly fuck.’
‘I feel that Alexios would be very eager to please orally, and would willingly have his face be sat on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
‘Shout out to the lovely ladies of the bordello, past and present; thank you. I wanna give each of you the best oral sex you’ve ever had ;)’
We can be quite… ferocious, dearest anon. We hope you’re up to that challenge ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘Ladies, with the holidays soon approaching I keep imagining coming home with an armload of gifts to find Jacob on the sofa wearing nothing but some tinsel and a smile. I see he has put up a tree and strung some lights on it and I chuckle seeing his ridiculously proud smile. I put my bags down before walking over and reward him for all his hard work. We end up going several rounds by the glow of the lights until we are both thoroughly exhausted. Merry Christmas to us.’
“Am I the only one that thinks Daphnae was the hottest love interest in
AC Odyssey? Goddamn that beautiful woman could get it. Could you imagine
the threesome’s with her and Kassandra? Oh god the thought of seeing
them between your legs, or tasting them. Feeling them passionately
grinding themselves against you, fucking you with their fingers,
growling, groaning, moaning, after every time you thinks you’ve had
enough they both just go right back to it, growling that they aren’t
done with you yet.”
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EXCUSE ME DEAR SISTERS. My thirst for Alexios and Kassandra has increased. But the oasis of the Secluded Haystack was dry! I have read nearly every other story on that blessed site.
December 12, 2018You make a very fine point. I’m actually a little disappointed that we haven’t gotten any Haystack entry about the two. To the point that I’m actually considering writing one myself. 😏
But I feel like the best way to write it is follow the game’s lead and write something that will let the reader choose whether they want Alexios or Kassandra. Which would be a little time consuming. But doable.
Now to think about a good plot to go with it. Yes, even if it’s as thin as Alexios’/Kassandra’s small clothes
~ Signora Paola
‘Kassandra’s ARMS. Just FUCK me with them.’
( my first confession in quite a while 😉 )
Eros requires a sacrifice to be made in order for the mortals to keep his favour.
This sacrifice will happen in the form of a ritual that involves Alexios being stripped naked, being fed some of those viagra flowers and tied to an altar. When the Greek is tied secure, the beautiful priestesses of Eros will come in, each of them having passionate sex with Alexios, one at a time. Despite that the young Spartan has only enough energy for a certain limit of women and there are like a 100 priestesses, Eros will only be pleased when all the women are satisfied and Alexios is drained and exhausted.
Imagine your favorite character with both hands planted firmly on the top of your head while you give them oral then clenching fists full of your hair when they finally reach climax.