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It has to be inspired by the Hidden Blade or else what’s the point, right? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I’m thinking something that you can easily hide and bring with you anywhere. A toy that can be disguised as something else~

A lipstick vibe that you can easily place in your purse  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one except ones gifted with Eagle Vision would really know what it is. To the regular person, it just looks like a regular lipstick. But every Assassin (and Templar) worth their salt would know immediately what it is. Imagine your favourite Assassin or Templar catching a glimpse of this in your purse. Can you imagine what they’d do to you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I know my answer isn’t too adventurous, but I’m fairly certain Messere Ezio has a lot of things to say. 😏

~ Signora Paola

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WeEEeeEeeLL, I have a lots of toys in mind~  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [Paola’s note: I linked the more explicit ones outside Tumblr. I really don’t want this fun post to get flagged by the Tumblr overlords]

— A DD/lg-themed BDSM kit to be used by all the Daddies of Understanding and the Daddies of the dirty ol’ Brotherhood for their baby-girls *cough*ME*cough*  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

— A strap-on dildo with the models of your fav Assassin/Templar pene, for those dirty assassinos and Templars who need a good peggin’ or two. On the same note…

— A whole trunk full of dildos for sale, all modeled after all these hung men of the AC franchise. Kinda like what Rammstein did years ago, hahahaha~ Now you can guess who is the most hung and bara of them all.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Which brings me to my next answer…

— A chess board with dildos as the pieces, for our classiest Assassins and Templars. This is how they’d pass the time… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Which brings me to…

— 24k Gold vibrator, for the richest of the rich. Who is the richest Assassin or Templar? I like to think I am, but I think Edward has me beat thanks to his piracy. This is treasure that he steals and keeps for himself. PIRATE BOOTY

Or it looks like something that Élise would keep in her boudoir. She’d host a sex toy sales party, and this is what she’d sell to her guests, huehuehue. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

— Pet play kit branded with Connor’s and Shay’s names. I see them being secretly into this, if they’re playing with their more submissive side (although I can see them being Primal Hunters as well, Shay even more so. He gives a new dirty meaning to his ‘Assassin Hunter’ title, huehuehue~). Include these with Primal play. Yes. The Hunter becomes the hunted. Let the Huntress take you. The Wolf gets devoured by the Lion/Lioness. Do you hear the calling of the Wild? The hunt is near. The Predator seeks their Prey. Unleash the beast within. Mwehuehuehue, si, si, si~  ʕ ㅇ ᴥ ㅇʔ

— Standard BDSM kit, but with class, made by and for the the classiest Dommes of the AC franchise. Evie would take this with her everywhere in London with a get-up similar to Irene Adler’s ‘The Woman’ dominatrix persona from BBC’s Sherlock:

Si, Mistress Frye, siiiiiiiii~

— Ezio ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)