‘Because of Bayek’s bath towel outfit now I’m imagining all the Assassins having their own bath towel outfits. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even better – the Assassins in the baths. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
‘I want Niccolo Machiavelli to fuck me dog style in the floor of his office, saying nasty and, maybe, pretty things in Italian. He looks like he could do love real cute with all his heart and could chain me and fuck like me an animal all night.’
‘Do you remember the scene where Crawford Starrick threatens Lord James Brudenell with a knife? Since I saw that scene I can’t stop imagining Crawford having his way with me, knife to my throat and lustful threats whispered in my ear.’
Confession [@21stcenturyeviefrye]
‘God I couldn’t concentrate on the game I was playing because all I could imagine was Arno’s head between my legs, looking up at me and begging for attention while Ezio was behind me, sucking and biting at my neck. (Maybe if I feel inspired I’ll write a little one shot of this scenario 😉 This is also my first submission so I’m a little nervous)’
We hope that by seeing your first confession you’ll be inspired to send us more in the future. Both Arno and Ezio are waiting for it~
‘I feel so stressed right now that sex is the farthest from my mind. All I want is to be pampered by Jacob. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind cuddling but now that I think about it…. him massaging my shoulders, feeling that rough calloused palms on my skin while he’s telling me that everything would be okay in that smooth low voice….? Suddenly I don’t feel that tired anymore. Maybe it would take me longer to get turned on, but I’m sure Jacob wouldn’t mind taking his sweet time revving me up. 😏’
‘I want Bayek to go down on me, and I bet he’d be really enthusiastic about it. I’d twist my fingers in his long sexy hair as he drives me wild with the sensations of his shaggy beard and talented tongue.’
Oh how I would love Ezio to surprise me one night.
I will be trying to get ready for a night out while he roams his hands around my body until I stop resisting and let him pin my chest and breasts on the cold glass of the balcony door while he fucks me senseless.
– Novice
Picture credit – X (NSFW link)
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*Not a confession* Is it just me or is the AC fandom getting rude anons galore lately? Anyways just wanted to pop in and say you are all amazing :) admins and confessors alike. Keep being your awesome selves :) I know our favorites would approve :)
November 28, 2017Oh, yes, there’s definitely a witch hunt going on. But we chose not to entertain most of them because our little bordello is all about the dirty fun and silliness~
Seriously, it’s quite obvious these messages are trying to get a rise out of people. I read and edit your confessions for fun, and I moderate this blog because it gives me some repose from my schedule. I simply do not have the time nor the energy to entertain attention-seeking asshats who obviously get a thrill from stalking people’s blogs and sending them hateful anonymous messages.
Fact is, we’re all fans of a video game franchise that we enjoy so much we have sexual fantasies about its characters. Yes, it’s inevitable some kind of deep discussion and discourse would arise, but leaving awful messages under the guise of anonymity just because you disagree with them?
Life’s too short, and there’s enough hatred and malice in the real world.
~ Signora Paola
Oh, my dear @sassenach-on-the-rocks ! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you for these kind and enlightening words! And please let me find you so I can give you a tight hug! And keep those confessions coming! I look forward to reading them!
To our other regular confessors and readers, you are all awesome and I love every single one of you!
As you can see, these are the kind of messages we all need. Messages like these can make a person happy. Fictional characters can make a person happy, too! It makes me feel sad to see so much hate going around in the AC fandom.
Personally, I try not to hate such a person for sending anonymous messages. Instead, I pity them. As human beings, we try to be perfect but the reality, one should be content with oneself to find perfection in life. From there, we are all special because we all have our own opinion on things. And you have NO RIGHTS to force your beliefs on others. I, for one, do not agree to certain kinks, but you don’t see me condemning those who do. Why? I respect them as an individual. It is their preference. It makes them happy. So, at least, no matter how iffy you feel about it, let them be. It makes them happy like whatever out there is making you happy!
I try not to get angry with people over petty things like these but I think I have to put my foot down. If you are unhappy and think this blog sucks, please… By all means, let me introduce you to the “X” button, or the block option, so you won’t see our posts. There is no need for hostility and there is no need for hate. The world is full of hate and I know many of us find tranquillity in this blog. Through this blog, I dare say there are some people who come here to escape the harsh reality of life. Through this blog, people are finding happiness just reading the contents. Try not to take it away from them. You don’t know what their problems are. Don’t try to make them suffer when this is their way of escaping.
And we WANT everybody to be happy. So, if YOU want YOUR own happiness, my dear hater, I will ask you nicely, please leave.
~ Annetta.
Imagine after sex with your favorite character, they trail kisses down your tummy, and just as you think they’re going to go down on you, they blow a raspberry on your bellybutton and you two proceed to have a tickle fight.