‘Edward Kenway knows I’ve stowed away onboard The Jackdaw. We are alone in the Captain’s cabin as he decides what to do about me, when I propose I make my “payment” for passage onboard his ship with certain “services”. Edward smirks, before effortlessly lifting me up onto his desk, where spread my legs and slip out of my dress. Edward takes me then and there, growling into my ear as he thrusts into me, and I cling to his shoulders and take in his intoxicating scent of salty sea air and gunpowder.’
My birthday is today~👑 And all I want I is a day with a very sexy pirate. Just the thought of how we would celebrate couple of drinks and fun night of just messing around, until we went back to the ship. He would take me in every way possible with my scream being heard from miles away just the thought of that sexy man over me makes so fucking hot and heavy!
December 2, 2017My dearest anon, I assume you’re new here? Our policy with birthday confessions (for both the confessor and the character) is we require our patrons to send in their confessions at least 3 days before the birthday. Why? Because all of your confessions are queued and we need time to make edits for your confessions.
I’m very sorry to bring this up as it is your birthday, but I believe it is fair to our patrons who sent in their own birthday confessions days before their special days. Also: I am not even sure when “today” is. The bordello is in the PST time zone, but some of us are 15++ hours ahead, so my “today” may be “tomorrow” on your time zone.
Again, I apologise and I wish you a very happy birthday nonetheless!
~ Signora Paola
‘I want to give Ezio a blowjob so good, that Desmond has bleeding effect over it and maybe goes to find a descendant of mine to see if it’s something of family…-C.’
‘So my birthday is on Dec. 2 and all I could imagine is Jacob surprising me when I get home, as I would find that sexy man laying on my bed with a red ribbon wrapped across his body and that sexy smirk of him. “Well love don’t you want to open your gift?” Is all I would hear before I would let loose and that ribbon would be gone. All that could be heard through the night would be our sounds of pure unadulterated bliss!~❤️’
Confession [@queenofbloodythorns]
From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore, we would like to greet you a very happy birthday! May Jacob bless you in your special day~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

‘Bayek is so rugged and handsome, especially those beautiful eyes of his. Good job, Ubisoft 👏 10/10 but I shed a tear when I saw he was already taken. That’s not gonna stop our fantasies though, amirite people?’
Haytham’s birthday (December 4) is coming up soon! If you have any birthday-related confessions, please submit them now.
‘I know Shay and Arno hate each other, but I’d looove to have a threesome with them. Their disdain for each other would drive them to compete to see who could make me cum the hardest. The feeling of being pinned between them if definitely something I could get used to.’
Confession [@thehalodiaries]
Screencap credit [Shay, Arno]
‘Imagine being double-dommed by Aveline de Grandpre and Elise de la Serre. I bet both of these lovely ladies love taking charge – and you love letting them dominate you.’
‘After months of saving up I finally bought a Magic Wand. I wanted it for a long time so now that I have it all I need is to look at my favorite Jacob confessions here to get me started. So many material for my imagination to run wild but honestly, all I’m imagining right now is Jacob catching me while I’m using it but what does he do after? He doesn’t tell me to stop. He says, “When you’re done I want you to tie me up and use that on me.” I wonder how much he’d shake and shudder when I run this along his cock?’
Nothing teases more than Arno whipering to me in his silvery voice on how good he’s going to make me feel and how hard he’s going to do so 😉









