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I’m currently writing a Jacob modern AU Drabble thing for the haystack and I’m wondering whether to come off anon- but after reading Signora Paola’s stuff I feel my smut is more than less of worth to this wonderful smutty haystack, and it would be better if I remained masked for the terrible smut that might ensue…. O.o

February 23, 2016

Awww, please don’t say that! Please don’t compare your work with others’ unless it’s for inspiration. (´∀｀)♡ We all started somewhere and practise really does work wonders!

Please do it for him ~

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~ Signora Paola

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I’m laughing so hard rn at anon’s ‘nugget fucker 3000’ because I always do the same thing with weird names like ‘bitch u thought’, ‘illuminati’ and other fucked up things

February 23, 2016

What, no ‘Boobarella’ or ‘Sir Cums-a-Lot’? You need to stick with the blog’s dirty theme and all. ( ᐛ )و

~ Signora Paola (who’s partial to ‘Bolt Vanderhuge’ and ‘Crunch Buttsteak’ herself)

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oMG so on the subject of names, i had never been to the haystack before and the first story i read was the phone call and i didn’t know why the page wanted my name so i entered a ridiculous phrase instead, thinking it was spam. i can’t convey how hard i laughed when i got to “you’re such a naughty girl, nugget fucker 3000.” “beg for my cock, nugget fucker 3000.” “language, nugget fucker 3000, remember where you are…” oh man i’m dying laughing again i’m so sorry XD

February 23, 2016

Oh, didn’t you see the “Javascript enabled; the page will prompt you a few questions important to the story” notice? I am disappoint.

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~ Signora Paola

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I love that Connor smut ya’ll recently posted. It was fluffy in a way and to be honest I’m insecure when it comes with me showing off my body, and Connor’s comfort is so soothing. I want someone to be that understanding and calming like that—so much trust and intension. I love it. Thank god for whoever wrote it, it was very sexy yet passionate and arouse-able I should say haha!

February 23, 2016
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I’m very sure that the one who wrote it is so delighted to hear your wonderful comment. ♥️ It’s never confirmed, but I think it’s pretty much canon that Connor would be a very caring and considerate lover who would unleash his wild side if needed 8D

~ Signora Paola

Confessions, Extended Confessions, Secluded Haystack

February 23, 2016

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February 22, 2016

1) I have a D/s kink, too, to be honest. ;D As for any recommendation I can’t think of anything right now. Perhaps our lovely patrons know of any fanfic or drabble with similar themes? 😀

2) Well, it wouldn’t really be a part 2. More like the ‘Director’s Cut’ because the whole thing was originally a lot longer in my mind. XD; It would likely also be uploaded on the Haystack, but it would be like a reader’s request special. 😀

3) …..Well now I’m actually thinking about it. 8D I’m actually thinking of including it on the director’s cut version I just mentioned.

4) My friend… I understand completely. I posted this on my personal blog because I was going through the exact same thing. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

From the bottom of my heart, thank you so much for your kind words! I don’t write that much, so it’s really heartwarming to hear your comments. ♥️

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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Not a conf, about Secluded Haystack. Can we write “something” about a crossover alternative universe? Like a AC x Orphan Black, AC x Person of Interest, AC x Witcher, AC x Borgias, AC x Inception, AC x Death Note, AC x Doctor Who and Torchwood fanfiction. I really like this TV series/movies/games/books and I have too many fictions for this examples’ stories. Omg this fictions would be perfect and if you let me my angelic sinner ladies, I promise I will try to write.

February 22, 2016

As long as it’s still a reader-insert type of confession (and is within our word count limit) then it’s all good. ♥️

~ Signora Paola

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Whaaatttt?!?!?! I’m only half of the story of that Jacob Frye x Reader phone sex thing and my mind already exploded!!! I can’t stop dropping my phone on the table and laugh how hot it’s getting! Jacob Frye, you seemed to like to always try new things, don’t you?! <3 Congrats to the one who wrote it! *throws confetti*

February 22, 2016

Thank you so much, my friend! And oh, I can definitely see him as the one who would be 10000% ready to try anything new.

Like sex in space.

*coughs*

~ Signora Paola

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Signora Paola your last draft almost killed me… Just imagine if Paul Amos read it and make an audio with all Jacob’s dialoges… *flushes immensely*

February 22, 2016
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NOPE. NOPE. NOOOOOPE.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.

I swear I’m going to book the next flight to space if this happens, lack of life support be damned.

~ Signora Paola (who’d die even before she leaves Earth anyway)