No worries; we are happy that this blog has helped you find your identity. This may be a dirty secrets blog, but we are open and accepting to all orientations. 🙂
Grazie mille!
Signora Paola
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Miscellaneous
May I ask who is your, let’s say, top 3 favorite characters in AC? Or maybe characters which you fantasize about? :)
December 22, 2015I can’t speak for the rest of the ladies (as they’re currently on leave for the holidays), but honestly, it’s been a while since I have fantasized about any AC characters. Perhaps being the Madame of this establishment has made me less of a participant and more of an… observer.
That said, my personal favourite characters are Connor, Ezio, Evie, Anne, and Desmond. Not exactly a top 3, but it is hard to choose when we’ve got a lot of great characters to choose from! <3
Grazie mille!
Signora Paola
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Just want to say I love pictures that you find/make for confessions, They always fit perfectly. That’s why maybe I don’t use submit box with my own picture, because yours are better! :D Thank you!
December 21, 2015Thank you so much for your compliment! Truthfully, it’s sometimes hard to find the right images to go with the confessions, but it is good to know that our work is appreciated <3
Grazie mille!
Signora Paola
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I find this blog absolutely hilarious. I never knew people thought about such things with fictional characters albeit very handsome ones ~
December 19, 2015Our customers’ very vivid imaginations is quite literally our lifeblood. We thrive in it like incubi/succubi do~ ;D
Thank you very much for your patronage! <3
~ Signora Paola
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As an Asexual. This confession blog is interesting to me. Especially the ones with Connor (Damn they are intense)
November 18, 2015We are happy that this blog has caught your interest! ♥ And, yes – the confessions regarding Connor can be pretty vivid. You can imagine how it was like when AC3 was just released. 😉
Grazie mille!
~ Signora Paola
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When I watch a walkthrough of Syndicate some dirty fantasies pop up in my head against my will. And I’m glad that there is a place like yours where I can share them with others. But as for me, I fell in love with Jacob long before the game came out. Since I saw cinematic trailer, he became my obssession ;) Thank you for your hard work! And may I ask you did you play/watch the game? Did you like it? (maybe you saw some spoilers in the confessions or there is nothing to spoil for you anymore?)
November 2, 2015I can certainly empathize having dirty thoughts while playing or watching a game with a character that I find irresistible 😉
I haven’t played the game and the few walkthroughs I browsed on YouTube were done to get more images for the confessions. In all honesty it might take me a while to play it; I intend to get it when the price drops to a more reasonable number. I know I’m going to be spoiled by some of the confessions here, which is why I choose not to watch any video in its entirety.
I’m not sure who among my colleagues has already played it. I think Sister Teodora has (or in the process of doing so). 😀
~ Signora Paola
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Definitely Arno. In my opinion, he seems to be very classy– though I am afraid he could become clingy.
-Sister Teodora.
The time has come for me to say goodbye. Yes, I am leaving this blog. I had a wonderful time doing edits and the most I can with the polling events and whatnot when I had all the time in the world, but real life has me working and studying a lot lately. Not only that, but I sort of lost the passion to continue running this blog, but I knew that there will come a time when I would have to step off and have someone else take over. I can’t really run blogs forever.
So I’m glad to have jiruchan as the new face for our Signora Paola! Also, I’d like to welcome queen-bela and connors-war-paint back to the blog! They will be here ‘playing’ as their respective roles, Sister Teodora and Rosa.
I’m going to miss everyone, and I’m sorry that we never got around to doing the dirty polls for the female AC characters. Hopefully the ladies here have the time and interest to do it again, now that we have more representation for female characters.
I do want to thank each and everyone of you for making this such a fun ride! I really enjoyed my time here and glad that I help made the AC fandom less stressful and more fun! It’s always so nice to see everyone here just having a good time and not having to argue about ‘haters’ or whatever silliness. The goal of Dirty Assassin’s Creed Secrets, from the very start, was to make this a safe place to share your wildest fantasies with others, but also have a relaxed time doing so. I’ll forever cherish the laughs I had on this blog and other cheesy but good stuff that were had on this blog (like those stupid penis size posts, kek).
Once again, I appreciate you all–members and admins alike–who made this place a blast!
Grazie di tutto,
To our valued patrons,
There’s been a few reshuffling of duties managing the Rosa in Fiore. haytham-senpai, our illustrious Signora Paola and the wonderful founder and creator of this blog, has sadly stepped down from her duties and I (jiruchan and Sister Teodora to many of you) am taking her place. As fate would have it, queen-bela who was Sister Teodora before I joined has returned and is now back to her former position.
It is also with sadness that our Caterina (hellomrkenway) has stepped down. Our latest recruit ourflaky178 will be taking her position.
Rest assured that there will be no drastic changes with the management of this fine establishment. <3 I am thinking about bringing back the dirty polls and even opening up new fun events for the community. Any suggestions would be very much appreciated. <3
Grazie mille,
Signora Paola