La ringrazio molto amico mio! That is why we are here – your dirty sins keep us and the brothel well-supplied. ;D This fandom has been constantly gifting us with so many steamy confessions I believe the Rosa in Fiore will stay in business for many years to come. In return, we shall strive to always keep you entertained. Cross our hearts <3
Grazie mille!
~ Signora Paola
Yet again I have updated our Porn Star Status tag. I was feeling a little chipper and decided to go all the way back to this blog’s humble beginnings. This was the very first dirty confession apparently – a huge congratulations if it’s yours! ;D (If you must know my first ‘job order’ was this confession o/)
This has also made me wonder if I should continue with the male side of the dirty polls where we really let our imaginations run wild and speculate on the sizes of the male Assassins’ true hidden blades. Ehem. The original dirty polls were organised by our first Madame and I admit I miss the raunchy enjoyment these polls gave.
So please tell us what you think – should we or shouldn’t we? And any suggestion on how we can improve on these polls is very much welcome! <3
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
We’re very happy to hear that you’ve found a community here. <3 Personally, some of the confessions we received made me go, “That’s actually better than my fantasy, oh my. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
Molto grazie!
~ Signora Paola
All of the confessions are in the queue (which is posting five per day at the moment). It takes roughly more than a week before someone’s confession is posted. Right now, we have about 21 posts on queue and 15 still needing to be edited.
I can do several edits in one day. If i’m not particularly busy I can finish everything relatively fast. I believe my record was 10 in an hour. Honestly, the editing part isn’t the one that takes time; it’s finding the images to go with them. Some games it’s easy because I have my own gameplay footage; on others, it could be a real challenge. ._.
Grazie mille!
~ Signora Paola
Oh, mia cara, when you’re in this business for so long all of that shame has pretty much bit the dust. There will be an attempt for revival, but it always gets assassinated by one very horny Assassin (or two… or four). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Well it depends honestly – sometimes we’re like this:
and at other times we’re more like this:
-Sister Teodora 😉
You are always welcome here and I’m happy that you found this blog. <3 It’s a wonderful feeling to see that you’re not alone, isn’t it? As an older fan/gamer it certainly took me a while to accept that I would have any fantasies regarding video game characters and even longer to meet like-minded folk. ;D
~ Signora Paola
Oh, indeed. Imagine how the blog was back in 2013. I hadn’t joined the moderators then, but the blog was pretty much
Nowadays, I’m a little sad to see some slowdown on the Connor confessions, but it is expected since it’s been more than 3 years since the game’s release. I think Connor is still the reigning king of dirty confessions, but Jacob just might snatch his crown if the confessions keep up ;D I’d prefer that they just share it though, especially if they would all sit on their thrones like this
Ehem.
~ Signora Paola
Thank you very much! We’ve truly been blessed by a fandom that has very prolific imaginations. Imagine how it would be for us who go through all the confessions and make edits of them. ;D Even though I mentioned that I feel like I’m an ‘observer’ there are still some days when I get a little carried away while doing the edits because I’d find myself idle and staring at my screen while fantasising thinking about the confession. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Thanks a lot, we live to serve 😉
-Sister Teodora