It’s a chest piece that comes with the Secrets of the Revolution DLC for AC Unity and it’s called Athos Duel Shirt.
~Claudia
You and I both, caro Dolcezza. Mi perdona, Padre, Io sono il Peccato.
♡ Fiora
Awww, thank you so much, my friend! ♥️ Frankly, I never wrote anything about phone sex before and I didn’t think I could write something about it. I suppose you could say that Jacob brought out the, uhh, best in me. ;D
And Jacob is totally on board with Arno’s Butt Appreciation Week~
~ Signora Paola (someone please arrest her for Photoshop abuse)
Oh my god I feel you, Jacob.
-Sister Teodora, who praises Signora Paola to the heavens for those gifs.
Awww, you’re too sweet, amore mio! We’re always delighted to see messages like this, they inspire us and make our days brighter! Your happiness is what keeps us going strong!
The Ladies at La Rosa in Fiore
I like to joke with my fellow mods that answering your requests for headcanons about the playable characters feels like I’m again taking my final exams in college where I had to write an essay describing the memory process or critiquing every psychoanalytical theory. And it’s been well over 10 years since I graduated college, so this really takes me back. (;-_-)/
Seriously, though, we still have several asks to go through. Frankly, I find it easier to edit your confessions and I can do so in one go, but answering your requests can really take a while. And I personally find the kinks questions difficult because I have to also consider the fact that perhaps the kink I’m headcanoning for one character may be “icky” or a whole world of “do not want” for someone else. Even worse if it’s their favourite character, hmm?
So, yes. It’s a long process and I really apologise that it’s taking us long. It’s great to see people asking us these questions, don’t get me wrong, but we’re only human. ;A;
Grazie for your understanding,
~ Signora Paola
So, is this week officially Arno’s Butt Appreciation Week?
@is-that-satan-over-there thank you so much! We’re so happy you love the whole site! I hope to make it better soon (because I’m really serious about redesigning it).
Anonymous, awww you are too kind, my friend! We just want this little bordello to be a safe and fun place for everyone, a refuge to go to to escape the daily stresses of life. It’s the same for us as well; reading your wonderful comments and making your confessions can sometimes help us get through our days. ♥️
@sakura-kagurazaka oh my goodness, I’m delighted that my posts made you follow this blog! I was worried that I was mentioning it too much ;^_^ Thank you and if you have any more confessions, please do share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
To all of you (and our patrons):
Much love,
~ Signora Paola
Aww, thank you so much everyone! I always find dirty confessional blogs to be less snooty than regular confessional blogs–maybe because sexy things brings everyone together in peace.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And thank you all for your continued and much loved support!
~ Ezio
(To anyone who hasn’t read our latest round of ‘ask the admins’ here you go~)
@clehjett *whispers* I may have been a little bit inspired by him *twiddles thumbs*
@motherofmajesticflapflaps and Anonymous you are very much welcome! We will be delighted if our little headcanons would inspire you in your writing (or even in real life 8D)
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
*coughs*
(Protip: If you’re looking for a specific gif, you may likely find it with the “gifs” or “gif” tag. o/)
My dear anon, there’s no contest.
When you’re working that Fabio Aesthetic™ and giving Fabio himself a run for his money – FABIO the staple of many romance novel covers – there’s really no competition
~ Signora Paola