Just to let everyone know, I found more blogs and fandoms to add to the list of ‘Other Dirty Confessional Blogs.’ The following have been added:
Dirty Game of Thrones Confessions
The Harry Potter Sex Confessions
None of this has anything to do with me needing to confess some dirty secrets with these fandoms, not at all~
*cough*
>Anyway, if you know of any dirty blogs you’ve come across, or don’t see your fandom on the list and want me to look, just message me to let me know. Grazie!
– Ezio
Now, now, we can just agree that we all have different tastes and our tastes are dictated by our favourite character, yes? And like I said – all the Assassins have lovely butts. How can they not when they constantly climb buildings and scale walls, hmm?
~ Signora Paola
Thank you for sharing! To our patrons, please watch @itstheminiassassin’s wonderful video here. (´∀｀)♡
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
Maybe if we shine a gigantic laser beam we’d find more of them lurking in the darkest corners of the Milky Way
~ Signora Paola (who apologises for the randomness of that gif but the only thing that surpasses her love for AC and video games is astronomy)
Well, there’s certainly quite a lot to grab on when his face is between one’s legs
~ Signora Paola (who would rather grab Dat Ass™ when Signore Frye is getting all rough and dirty)
It does look very soft… I just wish we could have seen him with his hair down, like in the trailers.
~Claudia
Excuse me, tell your friend I beg to differ
I’m not saying Jacob’s butt is better than Arno’s, but that is a lovely butt.
All of the assassins are gifted with lovely butts. Double that ass and that makes us sin. That is the Real Creed™. *nods sagely*
~ Signora Paola
@shengkaiwang You’re welcome! ♥
I don’t really have much else to say, because I think @ellestrix and @knuckles009 said their answer so well.
Just remember anon, you’re not alone!
– Signore Ezio
Uh la la, now you’re speaking my language :B
-Sister Teodora.
Ah, yes. The yema. Like plenty of our native delicacies, the name has a Spanish origin (meaning “yolk”). It is a custard candy made of egg yolks and sweetened condensed milk usually shaped like a triangle as seen above. The taste is so popular there are actually yema cakes and even yema-filled buns. Being that it’s a Philippine delicacy, the sweetness of the condensed milk isn’t enough; we need to add more sugar in there. If you want a real sugar high in one bite, then get one of these.
If any one of our Assassins (and Templars) get to taste one of these it would be interesting to see who among them would love or hate it.
~ Signora Paola (who thinks all of the Assassins have sweet tooth, but Connor, Arno and Jacob are definitely the worst offenders)
Anon, I hope you’re still here because we’ve gotten a lot of these positive messages lately! As I’ve stated just not too long ago: we’re here for you if you ever need anything. The Brotherhood always looks out for each other. <3
– Signore Ezio