Oh! So, you’re the anonimo that’s been thirsting after Connor, hmm? I must say, mio caro, those were very intense confessions and it was an honor editing them. I’m very happy you liked my editing and my manip of Connor with whip cream~ It was no big deal, I truly enjoyed doing it.
Connor’s a favorite here in our bordello, so there’s never enough confessions of him,so please, do send in more confessions about him when you have the time, alright?
Ahem, while we do know that Jack the Ripper is a playable character, sadly we can’t include him in our list since he is not an Assassin nor a Templar during the events of the DLC, he is a murderer with no affiliation. We apologize for that.
~Claudia
Just adding my two cents…
The problem with Jack is we never get to know him other than as a murderer. We had a better grasp of who Haytham was despite the fact that we could only play as him in AC3 for a few sequences.
We’re sorry to disappoint you, but even we have our own limits. While we are flattered that people want to know what our headcanons are, nothing’s stopping anyone from making their own. We are definitely not the full authority when it comes to making dirty headcanons. And with a character like Jack where his characterisation is reduced to being a murderer, there’s a lot of guess work to be done if anyone wants to explore who he was before he got insane.
Well we’ve had ‘Dirty Avengers Secrets’ on our ‘Other dirty blogs’ list before, but didn’t know that one for the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe existed as well.
I am very confused, my dearest anon, but Ubisoft’s official birthday for Connor is April 4. Did you get your information from this website?
(Frankly, I’ve always pegged Connor to be a Taurus than an Aries, so a May 8 birthdate is actually great to me, but if the Word of God™ has said that his birthday is April 4, then so shall it be.)
I know we mentioned them a while back, but we would like to mention this again as we are now officially partnered with Dirty BioWare Confessions!! We’ve added them to our ‘allies’ list, and you can go visit them anytime.
They accept dirty secrets from any of the Bioware games:
Baldur’s Gate
Dragon Age
Jade Empire
Mass Effect
MDK2
Neverwinter Nights
Shattered Steel
Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood
Star Wars: Knights of the OId Republic
Star Wars: The Old Republic
And whatever else we missed on this list lol
So whatever effects your mass…masters your taint…pops your heat sink…licks your lamp-post in winter…whatever dirty fantasies you have, send it over to @dirtybiowareconfessions! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(P.S. Shameless plug, but Connor’s voice actor, @thenoahwatts, has been playing Mass Effect recently…you can go watch him right now and help him conquer Noveria on his channel, :P)
We know many of you have finals approaching, or already over you, so we asked our cari assassini for some tips to help you pass your tests. Here they are:
Numero uno: Edward clearly states that you shouldn’t go drinking too much, like he does.
Numero due: Jacob reminds you not to nag your classmates, or siblings, while they study.
Numero tre: Haytham insists that you shouldn’t study so much, because then you’ll feel very tired.
Numero quattro: Arno wants you to know that time management is the key to succeeding.
Numero cinque: Altair says to never run away from your responsibilities.
Numero sei: Connor says you need to tell that test who really is the boss.
Numero sette: Shay insists that you need to let go of all doubt and take a leap of faith.
Numero otto: Evie tells you that sometimes you have to remind others how serious these tests are…
Numero nove: Ezio advises you not to buckle under pressure and to always keep cool
And finally
Numero diece:Most importantly, never forget that your friends and your loved ones are always there to support you. Never forget that we at La Rosa in Fiore are here to assist you. We are all in this together!
