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I’m not sure it fits as a confession but I have to say this : I played all AC games from the first to III and I was not interested about the new games because it felt like the same thing again and again. I added Syndicate to my wishlist but it was not a priority, then I discovered this Tumblr. You people made me very enthousiast about Jacob, Henry, Crawford and Evie and now I appreciate a good game and I have hope again for Assassin’s Creed. So thanks!

June 12, 2016

You are very much welcome, amico mio! Frankly, your story sounds so similar to mine. I’m not sure who else here has read my post a few months back, about wanting to quit sometime last year because I just didn’t feel the same passion for the franchise as I once did. The only reason I held on was I was just recently “appointed” the Signora Paola role and I didn’t want to quit so soon after being given it. I told myself, “In 2016, I’ll step down and give it to someone else.”

When the AC Syndicate confessions came rolling in by late October, I was really annoyed at first, especially when most of them were about Jacob. I was basically thinking: “Goddammit where would I find screenshots ughhh this Jacob character again how many more can I do without using the same images ughhhhghghg.” That frustration pretty much led me to buy the game.

I still feel a little poleaxed when I reminisce what led me to this moment, frankly. Imagine moderating a dirty confessions blog and wanting to leave the fandom for good, only to be pulled back in by that blog because the confessions were really getting to you. XD

~ Signora Paola

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This isn’t a confession but I’m just very sad right now, my boyfriend had cheated on me and I feel so torn and sad right now :( btw love this blog a lot and I go through this blog when I’m alone and sad. ❤️

June 11, 2016

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Well we’re glad that our cozy place has held you, anonimo!


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Stay strong, dear anon! Failed relationships are always a painful ordeal to go through, but please remember that there’s a light at the end of that tunnel. You have friends and loved ones who care about you and we are all cheering you on! And if this little bordello of ours helps you in even a small way to keep your spirits up, then it is truly the best reward that we can ever receive. ♥

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I have to say this to you ladies, because I get giddy every time you post, you always pick the best screencaps for our confessions and I am certain I can never have enough of Crawford Starrick in his rolled up shirt sleeves. I adore you all and this blog!

June 11, 2016

He does look very fetching in those rolled-up sleeves, doesn’t he especially when he’s all mad and rage-y

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Grazie for your kind words! ♥

~ Signora Paola

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To the anon who said that we need Jesus… I guess we should pay Father Jacob a visit hmm? ;)

June 11, 2016

Do prepare your proper confessional outfit before you embark on this quest, please

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*clears throat* Please form an orderly queue outside the confessional booth. Father Jacob will hear your sins shortly.

~ Paola, your Mother Superior

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Hiii ladies, soooo I’m the anon that just sent like six confessions and I’m going to apologize for the sudden secret drop. I’ve been meaning to send you my sinful thoughts for months now and only just found the courage to do so. I love your blog oodles and hopefully, I’ll come off anon with time. I promise I’m done sending sins for now. Have a lovely night :)

June 10, 2016

No worries, amico mio! We are very grateful for your confessions! Remember that without your sinning this bordello would cease to exist. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

We hope to hear from you soon! ♥

~ Signora Paola

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From following this page for a while and reading a lot of the confessions, my boyfriend and I realized that we’re all attracted to fictional dead people.

June 9, 2016

That’s true, but that’s why fanfiction exists, my dear anon. Why let canon bring you down when you can use the power of fanfic to magically transport your favourite Assassin to your timeline and commit all the sins you’ve confessed with you

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Heck, Assassin’s Creed already has this whole magical technology from the First Civilisation thing and introduced alternate timelines, so technically, time-travelling Assassins isn’t so far-fetched. ;D

~ Signora Paola (who’s a sucker for alternate timelines and multiverses)


Just think: With the shroud we can recreate bodies (or so Grammatica is trying). Who says we can’t recreate our Assassins or Templars of the past? (Sign me up for my own personal Haytham). ~ Rosa

Dirty Polls, Miscellaneous

June 9, 2016

artsymistress:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

Our who’s the most romantic poll has ended and you’ve given us your opinions! Everyone’s favourite Italian Assassin, Ezio Auditore da Firenze, wins this poll! Here is the breakdown of the results:

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The numbers don’t lie and our patrons have decided.

♥♥♥ Congratulations, Ezio! ♥♥♥

He is romantic. I mean c’mon this adorable and sexy baby even collected flowers for Sofia… if that isn’t romantic to you then you have to replay his games!

Grazie, to all that voted for me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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– Ezio Auditore

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Is Jacob supposed to look so feminine in the “Lost Girl AU”?

June 8, 2016

And is that a bad thing, anon? 😉

Frankly, I don’t think he looked feminine at all, but then again I got exposed to visual kei so many years ago, so perhaps my definition of androgyny is way different than yours. 😀

~ Signora Paola


Anon, perhaps you need to review ancient history and the relationship between humans and makeup. Makeup has been used for millennia to represent various things, as well as to decorate the skin/face. Egyptians, Greeks, Natives Americans, Renaissance Italians, etc men have used makeup.

And besides, Vex is pretty much the most fancy, fashionable, good looking guy in Lost Girl!

~Claudia

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so my Best friend found out I follow and adore this blog and I was happy to hear she does too so now we can fangirl together now

June 8, 2016
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Now this is the kind of comment we approve and highly encourage! Why be alone when you can share your sinning and confessions with someone else (even better if you desire the same character although that may call for a bit for rivalry 😏).

Grazie for your message, our dear anonimo!

~ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore