Ah, you mean for horniest assassin survey we had a while back?
Sí, I am also the ‘Pole King’.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
– Ezio Audiotre
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If you happen to see Edward Kenway someday…. Tell him he has all my attention… :>
July 11, 2016Oh, you don’t need us to relay your message, my dear. Here he is in the–ehem–flesh
As you can see you have all of his attention, too
(I AM SO SORRY FOR THE EXTREME DELAY OF THIS RESPONSE. I HOPE YOU ARE STILL HERE MY DEAREST ANON)
~ Signora Paola
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the person who did the ‘dick on the shoulder’ confession, i’m like 80% sure they took that idea from tumblr post about laughing during sex and weird seduction tactics
July 10, 2016
I made that confession, amico mio, and I absolutely have no idea which Tumblr post you are referring to. I’d like to read it, though! Can you give me a link?
~ Signora Paola
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I know this is completely random, but I think I would die of happiness if Noah Watts read any of my confessions. Or at least my life would be complete. Challenge accepted! To write great confessions that even he would take notice of.
July 10, 2016Take care not to fall over with excitement, my friend!
We have gotten several messages expressing quite a bit of hysteria whenever their own Connor confessions were liked or even reblogged by @thenoahwatts ;D
And yes, please do send us more of your Connor confessions! He waits for them like a hungry wolf~
~ Signora Paola
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History teacher anon again! I’m pretty sure she’s sent in a few confessions. From what I can tell on her Tumblr, she has a HUGE crush on Connor and Father Jacob.
July 10, 2016Your history teacher has a tumblr?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Now I’m curious to know how old is she and if she took the DACS general survey a while back….
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
– Ezio Auditore
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Not a confession, just fanmail :) I just wanted to let you all know that you’ve gotten me through the darkest days of my life. In college, everything kind of sucked but my day was always so much better because of you all. So I just wanted to thank you for everything you’ve been doing and how much I LOVE the Secluded Haystack :) I tried sending fanmail before but it didn’t get through :( I wanted to submit on my birthday: June 24th ;D but didn’t have the time. Please keep it up. I love you all!!
July 10, 2016
This is quite frankly one of the sweetest and most heartwarming messages we received, my dear! ♥ It never fails to amaze us when wonderful people like you come out and tell us how this bordello has helped you cope through a dark period in your lives. This is why one should never dismiss how a fandom and its online community can affect someone in real life, and this why we as fan communities have a responsibility to make this place safe and welcoming for everyone. It’s not a smooth road and we do stumble and have the occasional drama at times, but we’ve always strived to have this bordello free of any bickering.
Aww, and it’s too bad you weren’t able to send something on your birthday! The same birthday as Signore Ezio’s, too! I’m sure he would’ve loved to have a, ehem, joint celebration with you. ;D
Grazie infinite for your delightful message! It was such a nice message to see in our inbox. ♥
Love,
~ Signora Paola
I do believe that the Church of Kenway is a separate church all together, considering the number of… devotees each Kenway man has. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nay, let me change my answer. It shouldn’t be a called a Church of Kenway at all. It should be called The Parish of Kenway. (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
~ Signora Paola
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Just wanted to let you guys know that I found this blog through my history teacher (not that I’m complaining ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ). Is that weird or is it just me?
July 8, 2016
That is incredibly awkward, unless your teacher has also secretly sent in some confessions…
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
– Ezio Auditore
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Update about the pene word. I was at my friends again and his mother asked me where i heard that word from… I was looking at confessions while she asked me that and I said Ezio did. She thought i said Zio which is what my friends name is and she started talking to him and all I heard throughout the conversation was “italian italian PENE!!!” “I did not say PENE!” It was hilarious because his dad was like they’re arguing about the word penis. Ezio makes everything better. XD
July 7, 2016Zio…like ZIIO??? SHE COMES IN PEACE:
Sì sì sì BENE VA BENE MOLTO BENE~
NEXT TIME U GO ASK THEM TO MAKE MY MOLTO BENE PENE PASTA, WHICH IS VA BENE~
COMPLETE WITH LA ITALIANA SAUSAGE:
– Ezio Auditore
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You know?? I never had a gorgeous body and, being honest, I hated it, until I knew this blog. After that day, I started to read and write my own confessions, and I learnt to love myself. I’m a happy and secure person now. All thanks to you
July 5, 2016My sweet, sweet summerchild! I am so happy to hear that your self esteem got better thanks to this wonderful lovely community.
I can understand you very well regarding the body issue and I am sure, that there are lots that share that thought.
Keep having positive, beautiful thoughts and love your bodies fellow sinners <3
-Sister Teodora.