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THIS IS N EMERGENCY I NEED AXEMAN’S NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

August 19, 2016

Well, the fandom gave him lots of names and everyone has their own fantasies (get it??) about him! I personally call him Frédéric Leroux but I’ve seen many other variations! 🙂

And he’s actually Arno. As well as Icecream and Greencoat. But who cares. The trailer with them was way to awesome to ignore those pretty boys.

-Sister Teodora.

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Seeing Jacob both in his 20s and in his 40s makes me wonder. I mean there must be a combination of both them. Right?! How would 30 years old Jacob look like? What do you think? (・・?

August 18, 2016

Frankly, I don’t think he’d look that different, although people back then tend to age faster. Not to mention he did spend some time in India, and the subsequent sun exposure could age him (and Evie) faster. Soooo here’s my rough estimation on how 30-year-old Jacob could look like

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I think his laugh and worry lines would be the first ones to show. It’d be interesting to know if he changed his hairstyle at this point. o/

~ Signora Paola

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Noootttt a confession but I reALLY hate the way I can be attempting to get on with a normal life and then I play Syndicate again ONCE after a little break and BOOM. I’m a Jacob sinful mess all over again. Needless to say this afternoon was spent trawling through the Jacob tag on the blog 😏😏😏 amen for DirtyAssCreedSecrets and the beautiful admin who uphold it 👏🏻 not forgetting the fabulous sinners who keep our places in hell firmly reserved 👍🏻

August 15, 2016

There’s just no escape from Jacob’s Temptation, my friend. Everyone – and I do mean, everyone – who stands within his radius is bound to fall for his charms as clearly illustrated here~

Please do keep the beautiful sins coming! Remember that we wouldn’t have gotten this far without you. We couldn’t have asked for better patrons (´∀`)♡

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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Not a dirty confession, but Evie has the perfect nose for Eskimo kissing. Don’t you just wanna rub the tip of your sniffer up against hers like two little bunny rabbits? Sorry, the adorableness of the thought is getting to me.

August 12, 2016
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This sounds so damn cute!!~♥
I can imagine Evie giving eskimo smooches all the time. Yet I must remind, that we’re a dirty confession blog 😉

Juicy details is what we love to receive from you! ♥

Stay awesome and take care, lovely!
-Sister Teodora. ♥

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Becoming a fangirl be like: I first met Edward (umm, not bad), then Arno (oh! he’s charming), and finally, Jacob (OH MY…!)

August 11, 2016

Sit down child, let me tell you what it has been playing these games since year 1 having hotter and hotter and hotter characters coming and going. It has not been easy, but we have survived… Had this blog been around back then, well things might be quite different.

~Claudia

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I can’t stop imagining Jacob’s ~pene~ with his little weird voice… oh my…

August 11, 2016

ellestrix:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

(Ah, is it thanks to this confession? ;D)

This is problematic, my dear anon. If Jacob Frye requires nearly 100% of your attention daily, can you even imagine the trouble of trying to shut up his Pene™ voice?

Of course, there is one foolproof way to shut it up~

~ Signora Paola

Jacob stirred restlessly, shifting from one side to the other in his seat. “Yes, it is a VERY NICE DAY TODAY, DON’T YOU THINK?!” he wailed, practically shouting at the end of his statement. Whipping off his hat, he positioned it on top of his lap, and began loudly humming Beethoven’s 9th symphony.
“What’s wrong, Jacob?” she asked, confused by her lover’s erratic behaviour. She looked him up and down, from the thin layer of sweat on his brow to the pained expression he wore, and to the stiff way he was holding himself.
Breifly ceasing to hum, Jacob opened his mouth to announce that he was fine, but before he could utter a single syllable, a high-pitched squeak piped up from uner his hat. “Oh shit,” he muttered, frantically searching the sitting room for a pillow or cushion.
Curious, and concerned, she put a hand on Jacob’s shoulder. “Honey, I’m sure it’s fine… whatever it is.” With her other hand she picked up Jacob’s top hat off his crotch and placed it on the arm of the sofa. Smiling at Jacob’s obvious erection within his pants, she kissed him on the lips.
When the kiss broke off, she undid his pants, and out popped Jacob’s pene. “It’s cold in here!” it shrilled, doing an upright dance. “Warm me up, sweetheart!” it directed this final statement at her, and she nearly fainted.
Holding on to the sofa, she took several deep breaths before looking at it again. It had a teensy tiny top hat. Jacob groaned, and turned red when he saw how intensely she was looking at his pene. She stroked it with her hand, and Jacob’s pene got even more excited. “Oh yeah, that’s the stuff. I get RESULTS, Big Guy, you should try it someday!”

THIS IS PERFECTION. THIS SHOULD WIN NUMEROUS AWARDS. THIS SHOULD BE PLACED IN JACOB FRYE’S BIOGRAPHY.

~ Signora Paola

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I can’t stop imagining Jacob’s ~pene~ with his little weird voice… oh my…

August 10, 2016

(Ah, is it thanks to this confession? ;D)

This is problematic, my dear anon. If Jacob Frye requires nearly 100% of your attention daily, can you even imagine the trouble of trying to shut up his Pene™ voice?

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Of course, there is one foolproof way to shut it up~

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~ Signora Paola

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Eeek! You published my very first confession on this blog (the more recent one about waking Connor up) – I was so excited to see it! Thanks for keeping this thing up and running! You’re all fabulous.

August 10, 2016

You’re welcome, amore! 

I’m happy you like our blog and I hope you send more sins soon!

~Claudia

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Thanks to this blog, I’ve been abusing the Le Lenny Face like nobody’s business, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It annoys some friends ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but I don’t care because it’s PERFETTO ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

August 9, 2016

Show them this vid and let’s see if they don’t end up dreaming about the mighty Le Lenny.

Or you can always show this to them

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There’s no other face that can perfectly encapsulate this blog. ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

~ Signora Paola