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The gifs!!! Oh they are perfect! Understandably it will be difficult but I NEED MORE UUUUUURGH pleeeeeease

August 27, 2016

Oh, there will be more. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  We are planning to hold some sort of event that will feature either a gif or even a photo. We hope it will, ehem, arouse your imagination, enough to send us a confession about it.

We haven’t finalised a name for it yet, but we hope it will happen soon! Preferably starting next month. 8D

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola

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Hello! I’m not ready to reveal myself as anything but a semi-regular contributor of secrets, including the latest one with Jacob and “butter”. (By the way, great job with the confession. I was surprised that all the text could fit into it.) I noticed that some people were confused as to why it’s not butter. All I’ll say is that it’s not butter, but it does have a… buttery taste, and it sizzles, ready for anything. (It’s hot down here in hell. Think their AC system is broken or something.)

August 27, 2016

Sweet buttery goodness, anon, you really do not want me to forget about That Iconic Ad, do you?

Thank goodness it’s just butter, though. I don’t even want to think about Jacob narrating this ad for chocolate for example. Interestingly, that ad uses ASMR which is mostly relaxing, but sometimes… I’ll just say for the record that if Paul Amos does an ASMR video you would likely not hear from me for a month because I’ll be stuck in my room looking like this

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~ Signora Paola

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Yooo people should submit porn gifs that remind them of the assassins, like how they’d fuck or their fav position or something <3 <3 <3

August 27, 2016

Well, that would certainly be quite a challenge! But I’m not certain how to categorise those submissions. Maybe we should have a Sinful GIF day or something. I will need to confer with the others about this. 🙂

For now, I tried to look for any gifs and it was difficult for me to find appropriate ones. Oh, it is easy to look for porn gifs; you only need to search for them on Google. But what makes them difficult is finding good ones that aren’t too hardcore (if you notice we still censor the really naughty bits in the images here). Add to that difficulty is finding a “look-a-like” (which is nigh impossible lol). So, at best, I could find ones that could “tease” you into thinking that the person in the GIFs is your favourite Assassin/Templar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am posting these GIFs here primarily because I want our patrons to be “inspired” by them. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Sometimes, the sinful mind needs a bit of the visuals to be truly creative~ ;D

All of the GIFs are under the cut, so please make sure you won’t get into trouble viewing these! ♥

~ Signora Paola

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Signora Paola.. YOU! THAT CONFESSION ABOUT JACOB MASTURBATING! THAT PIC! YOU INCITE ME TO SIN! (Anyway I’d ride Jacob making him moan my name if I saw him in that state,of course)

August 27, 2016

That’s the idea, my dear anon. We do like to inspire sinning here at La Rosa in Fiore, for it is our lifeblood. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

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Assassin’s Creed Fanfictions

August 26, 2016

Assassin’s Creed Fanfictions

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Not a confession but I just started to study game industry and now my group is making a presentation about Syndicate. I can’t stop laughing how much I am (not. I have kids in my class) to write about Jacob (and his pene) and so little about Evie. I literally can hear Jacob cackling to this…

August 23, 2016

I am certain Jacob (and his pene) would very much want that your presentation is about him alone. He likes to imagine that the game is all about him, you see.

However, do take care and please don’t leave Evie out. You never know what the best Victorian Assassin in London can do to you~

~ Signora Paola

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I’m almost certain that most (or even all) of Jacob’s Sinday confessions are made by Signora Paola, I don’t know why 😏😏😏

August 21, 2016
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If it’s not the wordiness and the absolute thirst that drips from every pore of those confessions, then I’ve no idea what else could tip you off, my dear anon 😈

~ Signora Paola

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August 20, 2016

you-make-me-wander:

To celebrate the Fanfiction Writers Appreciation Day on August 21st, and following this post, here’s what you can do to show your favorite fanfiction writers how grateful you are for their work!

Whether you are just a reader or a writer as well, on August 21st:

  • Go on AO3, FF.net, Wattpad or any other fanfiction website, even Tumblr, and leave comments on your favorite fics. It doesn’t matter if you’ve already reviewed them, just do it again. It doesn’t even have to be a long comment, just show your appreciation. Tell the writers how much you love their fics. Let them know what they mean to you.
  • Since you’re there, give kudos, favorite their fics, vote, like them.
  • Send your favorite writers an encouraging message. Tell them how much you love their work. Tell them which of their fics is your favorite and why. Tell them why they’re important to you.
  • Make a post recommending some of your favorite fics to your followers so that they have a chance to read them as well and share them with others. Spread the word.

Make this a very special day for your favorite writers, but remember to nurture them often. They spend countless hours working on plots, developing characters and creating worlds that wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for them. And they do it for free, of their own accord and frequently during their free time. It takes hard work and commitment and love for what they’re doing. And they do it for them just as much as they do it for you, so appreciate it.

They give you infinite ways in which your favorite characters find love, go on adventures and get to experience different lives, new challenges. They give you unimaginable versions of your favorite stories that you’ll just never get to see in the official storyline. They give you the opportunity to fall in love with your favorite characters all over again. Be grateful for that and don’t be afraid to express it.

Show your favorite writers how much you appreciate them and you might just make their day. And a writer who knows that their work is loved is a happy writer. Never forget that. Always share your love 🙂

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This is not a confession. In about 2 weeks I am gonna be meeting the person that provided the voice to our Mentor Ezio Auditore. And I am not gonna lie I am super nervous/ excited. I also want to something nice for him too. What do? >~<

August 20, 2016

Maybe ask him if he knows about this blog and if he could read an Ezio confession here? (We feel that every AC voice actor has to undergo this rite of passage at some point) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  Of course, please only do so if you’re comfortable with it! Otherwise, please do tell Signore Roger Craig Smith that we are very much inspired by his work as Ezio. *coughs*

Perhaps our patrons have better suggestions? ;D

~ Signora Paola