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Hi ladies and Ezio! I’m glad someone asked about the confession count because I was thinking to myself that I’m surprised Edward and Arno don’t have more confessions, especially Edward who I always considered to be quite popular within the fan base. This is not a complaint, I’m not bothered by it. Simply just surprised.

September 2, 2016

We wish we can explain this, my friend. IMO, popularity in the fandom doesn’t always mean having the most number of posts in a dirty confessions blog. Take for instance – Connor. He’s not that popular in the general AC fandom – not as popular as, say, Ezio anyway, but look at the difference of confessions between the two. That’s more than a 200 difference, which is quite significant.

Frankly, I think it would depend on which area of the fandom you are referring to. The Tumblr AC fandom is pretty much living in its own bubble, isn’t it? So, perhaps the characters that are well-loved in this little world that we’ve made for ourselves would be most likely to get the most confessions here. 😀

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola

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Jacob aka Haystack and Confessions King. I see that ever since Syndicate was released Jacob entered everyone’s heart lmao

September 2, 2016

I thank you for this message, my dear anon, because now I can share this glorious image

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Bigger version here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

As you can see, we made a collage of Signore Frye’s… achievements. Me and my dearest Claudia had tons of fun making this.

And yes, we gave a copy of this to Paul Amos way back, when Sister Teodora met him. Which reminds me – we haven’t forgotten the raffle we promised! We’re just working on a few more details right now, so watch out for our announcement soon! ♥

~ Signora Paola

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Do you all know each other in real life?? Just because you all seem so close (not that you can’t be close as internet friends) and I’m kinda curious :) I hope this isn’t too intrusive

September 1, 2016

Hello dearest!

Sadly we do not know eachother in real life but we sent letters around and have lovely convos with eachother 🙂

We’re like those nice ballett dancers, harrharrrrr~ absolutely synchronized

I may speak for the whole team if I say, that a certain sympathy and harmony is necessary to make this blog work, how it does right now! ♥

Grazie for your message!

With love,
Sister Teodora

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Jacob and I are walking around engaged in flirtatious banter. Suddenly he backs me into a wall in a secluded alley and leans forward. I expect a kiss, but instead he only bites my bottom lip. He tugs at it lightly before letting it go and bidding adieu with the wickedest smirk on his face. I’m left gobsmacked (and excited) and it isn’t until Jacob is almost out of my sight that I yell. “You have some nerve! You get back here… and finish what you started!” He turns around. “As you wish.”

September 1, 2016
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Oh, anon, please do continue. I am certain you have… juicier details to share with us. Just look at this face and tell us what he inspires you to think of~

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~ Signora Paola

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Messer Ezio, do you know how hot your 40-year-old version is? I cannot play AC Brotherhood without stare at your beautiful character, why for God’s grace should you be so damn perfetto?

August 31, 2016

Because my dear anonimo, one must age with grace…like fine wine…

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

– Ezio

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August 29, 2016

Anon, I am currently writing the longer version of The Phone Call (and oh boy, has it become way too long because I’m well over 5K words right now ._.). Considering that I still have a couple of prompts to consider it might take me a while to write it. XD; But who knows what kind of inspiration the Muse™ will give me. 8D

@nerdiebeauty I wasn’t sure if you wanted your ask to be a confession or not, so I’ll just say one thing: Do confess your sins. You know you want to. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

♥,
~ Signora Paola

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I don’t know whether you will post it or not, but I would like to say huge thank you for @echydna, @clehjett and Paola who inspire me with their confessions and prove to me that this blog can still surprise me with some good material that is so unique and arousing to be honest ;) Seeing your confessions are like Christmas to me :D You never repeat yourselves and this is awesome! Thank you! I love you <3 (P.S. Just noticed that there are some new music in the playlist of the blog, very cool! :) )

August 29, 2016

Grazie di cuore, my friend! I don’t know if I can speak for @echydna and @clehjett, but it can be a little challenging for me to write a confession that’s new and fresh. Especially if it’s about Jacob who has over 800 confessions now (any bets when he’d reach 1K?), oh my goodness. I also feel like it’s my responsibility to keep people inspired, so if it means sending in my own confessions and spending some time writing it, then I would happily do it. ♥

Again, thank you very much for your kind words! And yes, Signore Ezio added more wonderful music! Oh, and as a reminder to our patrons, if you wish to listen to the La Rosa in Fiore’s playlist in Spotify, here is the link! (We also have other playlists listed in Secluded Haystack (‘∀’●)♡)

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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August 28, 2016

We’re very glad you have a sudden urge to confess, i miei amori! one of the objectives of posting such sinful images is to inspire you to send us more dirty confessions! I’m truly thrilled and eager to receive these confessions you are planning to send!

~Claudia

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Signora Paola! Did you make the Jacob pic for the masturbation confession? It is glorious! Can we see the original please?

August 27, 2016

Grazie! ♥ And, yes, I did! Here’s the image without the text 😀

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~ Signora Paola