Just a week ago we gave you this month’s sinful gif theme: Naughty hands, playful skirts. Now, as much as we love some under-the-skirt action, how about if we have it over-the-pants instead? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) So, for the secondary theme of the month, we present to you: “Naughty hands, tenting pants.”
(As always, NSFW gifs under the cut) Enjoy!
Maybe you could concoct an ice cream name and an ad campaign that trumps this
Jacob’s Intense Magnum Drumstick has a nice ring to it, if a bit too long. Maybe Jacob’s Magnum Opus?
~ Signora Paola
I distinctly recall it being mentioned in one of the gameplay commentary videos that Ubisoft released prior to AC3′s release. I’m still searching for that video specifically. I recall it has the part where the voice over comments about how Connor can lift a man so easily whenever he does that running assassination move; maybe one of our patrons can link this video? What I’ve found is this Making of Assassin’s Creed III feature. In 10:02 onwards it’s mentioned that they kept bulking him up.
Now, I should add that Connor’s bulk was compared to Altair and Ezio, but honestly, you really only need to look at all the Assassins so far and see that he is pretty huge and muscular compared to the rest. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Molto grazie for this sweet message ♥
We are glad to see you at ease and satisfied with the confession we post. Afterall those confessions also exist thanks to our followers, so lets give them a loud horray for them as well!
-Sister Teodora.
Please do! The Rosa in Fiore might be affiliated with the Assassins, but when it comes to giving comfort and succor we are a sanctuary for both Templar and Assassin, a sacred ground to partake in many… pleasurable exploits ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Signore Cormac is waiting for you to confess, my dear. Don’t keep him waiting~
~ Signora Paola
Well, this is awkward.
I’m so happy you liked it! Here you go, my dearest anon ♥
~ Signora Paola
Just huggable? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh, but seriously, I understand what you mean. Ubisoft has said that Connor is the biggest of all the Assassins (make of that statement what you will) Indeed, the fact that he can battle bears is a testament to his strength.
However, more than his strength and that remarkable shoulder-to-waist ratio, I do think that when he hugs you you’d feel so protected it’s like being cocooned in this warm cuddly… fortress that you don’t want get out of. 😉
~ Signora Paola
Molte grazie for your kind words! ♥ Indeed, there’s no shame in admitting it, my friend! Oh, and frankly, me and the others do have our days where we end up sinning when we should be asleep as well. Sometimes, our imaginations flow so freely that they keep us up even in the wee hours of the morning ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Love,
~ Signora Paola
Well, if your favourite Assassin or Templar is the one doing the massaging then that percentage would increase to 100%. It’s just fact. 😉