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Sinful Gif Day

August 12, 2020

It’s back with a vengeance! We originally added Sinful GIF Days to “inspire” you wonderful sinners to send us your confessions. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And, goodness, we did have an excellent assortment of sinful GIFs. But we had to stop because of Tumblr’s new guidelines.

However, now that we have our own home at the Secluded Haystack we believe it is the perfect time to use our newfound freedom to bring this feature back to our bordello! Now, what could be the best theme to celebrate Sinful GIF Day’s return? We decided to keep it on the “simpler” side: Passionate love making.

Enjoy, dearest sinners!

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Currently renovating!

August 6, 2020

Our official home here at the Secluded Haystack is still undergoing some upgrades and changes, so do expect some several incomplete pages along the way! Please bear (or should we say, bare 😏) with us as we go through this long but satisfying process ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Grazie mille!

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is there any submissive jacob confessions? or rothfrye?

July 24, 2017

Yes, there are. Jacob has over 1000 confessions and I worked on probably 60% of them. I remember there are several, but I’m afraid I cannot give you specific links for each of them since we do not have a tag for submissive Jacob.

As for RothFrye confessions, however, there is this tag. Enjoy!

~ Signora Paola

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I’VE COME HERE TO SHARE A PIECE OF FICTION I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED UNTIL I GOT IT. Jacob Frye? Check. 41 years old? Check. PROFESSOR KINK? CHECK. BOI. Even though I prefer daddy kink for 41 years old Jacob, I’ll have to say that it was amazing. I wonder if the writer plans to write a continuation for it… If you guys are interested, it’s by brohood-assassins-imagines. Can you girls from the bordello give us your opinion on it?? That’s seriously some secluded haystack shit. Love the blog!

March 24, 2017

For anyone who wants to read this: (X)

Thanks for the suggestion, I personally think its okay and nice to read! A delicious bit for spending your time in a special way, but I do not read a lot of fanfiction anymore, therefore I can’t give you a good opinion. ;;’

-Sister Teodora.

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Sister Teodora, you’re just as cool as Signora Paola. It’s nice to see you replying to stuff 😊

March 24, 2017
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THANK YOU (∩♥Ꮂ♥)⊃━☆ﾟ.*

i really try my best!!! -swings pompoms for you lovely anon ♥-

-Sister Teodora

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Help??? Why do I feel like a veteran confessor now that I don’t do anon?

March 24, 2017
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KEEP DOING WHAT YOU’RE DOING.

Do you see this, I just can’t give you polite and useful replies like Signora Paola. I just fangirl and swing pompoms around and cheer at you lovely followers ᑫᗒᗜᗕᑷ

-Sister Teodora.

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Not so much a confession, but I’d like to admit that I never understood the amount of Starrick attraction until today when I heard his voice for the first time. Hooolllyyyy shit I could masturbate to recordings of him dirty talking, or better yet, moaning. (Also I love this blog so much thank you guys for existing <3 )

March 24, 2017
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Well, Ubisoft is well known and I suppose they had a lot of training until now… creating handsome antagonists is their speciality!! ᕙ(─﹏─)ᕗ

Thanks for your message, we really appreciate it, that you adore our blog ´w `)/

-Sister Teodora.

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Not a confession, but I had no idea Arno fans were called ‘Adorians’ until I saw it being used as a term on this blog, and I think it’s so clever and appropriate! :D I love witty play on words like that. J’adore Monsieur Dorian~! <3 Also thanks for running such a great blog, I love seeing how *creative* //coughcough// the people in this fandom can be! :)

March 24, 2017

Yes!!! Adorians are just the best <3 We’re united in loving the best Frenchie on the whole wide world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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And I must admit that I am very happy to see so many good confessions about him at the moment! qළ◡ළp

Our dear Signora Paola is probably the best part of this blog and should be honored with hugs, love, kisses and probably money ¯_◔ѽ◔_/¯

-Sister Teodora.

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March 24, 2017

There’s the screenshot of Arno’s appearance in AC movie girls! Forgive me if its not clear.. 😚

Molte grazie for this, my dear! I realised it was Arno when I saw the white vest. It makes me wonder if there were other notable Assassins in that vision that we missed.

~ Signora Paola

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Not a confession Adorians, but am I the last one who JUST happened to spot bae in AC movie??? Any one else?

March 23, 2017

Who else belatedly saw Arno in the movie? ;D

Tbh I had to squint a few times because the movie theatre I watched it in had a somewhat dark screen and I thought I was just seeing things.

Has the Blue-ray/DVD been released already? /is completely out of the loop It’d be lovely to have great screenshots from the movie. 😉

~ Signora Paola