Our official home here at the Secluded Haystack is still undergoing some upgrades and changes, so do expect some several incomplete pages along the way! Please bear (or should we say, bare 😏) with us as we go through this long but satisfying process ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Grazie mille!
’I’d love to suck Ezio’s hairy tits 😍’
’You just KNOW Jacob was having sex with every other character. Pearl? That carriage got desecrated. Roth? I guarantee they fucked at least once backstage at the Alhambra. The way he looks at Pearl’s body after the assassination cutscene is so sexually charged I was caught off-guard. A shame he keeps having to kill his fuckbuddies… I guess that’s where I come in!’
Hello ladies, I would like to apologize in advance for the sin I’m about to confess but this might be the thirstiest one I’ve yet come to confess 👉👈👉👈👉👈
Playing AC 2 made me realize a couple of few things: as a teenager, I somehow had this thing for Ezio that I thought to be a crush but turns out I was just really attracted to him in a sexual way and that it wasn’t just a crush (funny bc I realized I’m ace sometime after that lmfao) but now that I’m 24, I just have this strong need to just wring his neck in my hands and choke him (consensually ofc) while I dominate him and he’s just smirking up at me, almost tauntingly while we passionately fuck, muttering Italian profanities under his breath, calling me pet names while praising me or challenging me to go harder and faster with his bruising grip on my hips but also something about watching him riding a horse in game (special mention to upcoming bday boy, Arno Dorian as well bc my mind immediately went over to him as well like yes sir 😍😍😍) is just insanely attractive to me like I wouldn’t mind being a power bottom for him even if I’m a switch leaning towards being a top and despite all of the very passionate night, aftercare with him is just of the highest quality and checking up on each other *chef’s kiss*
Confession [@x-infernhoes-x]
’This is one of my weirdest thoughts, so here goes nothing. Apparently, I have this kink of having sex inside a public place. A fitting room, to be exact. I truly crave for Julius Belmont and 40 y/o Jacob Frye. Yes, they’re old, but why does it matter? What really matters is when they both go with me to the dressing room and they begin to strip my clothes slowly, carefully. Until they both end up doing something more… Sheesh, I bet they’d both call me their good girl and cover my mouth with their hands just for me to stay quiet while they keep pleasing me down there.’
’Hope Jensen has some big mommy milkers that I’d love to bury my face in.’
Confession [@dark-n-deepdesires]
’I have been playing AC Unity for approximately 2 hours, and I can confidently say that I now wish to be sandwiched between Arno and Elise while they do their best to turn me into a horny, flustered mess. I can already tell the two of them are the handsy types, so I expect Elise’s hands on my ass most of the time – not that I’d complain.’
’Strip poker with Jacob. We can stop once he has nothing left on but his hat…but that’s only because I want the pleasure of feverishly knocking it off his head to run my fingers through his hair during the impatient lovemaking that will inevitably happen afterwards.’
‘I like imagining being one of several cult members who willingly offered themselves up as servants to Alexios!Deimos to appease his insatiable sexual appetite. He goes through each of us like a raging bull every night, and nearly everyone couldn’t keep up with him. Except me. He’s surprised that I could keep up with him, demanding that he fuck me harder or on different positions. Eventually, I win his favor and even though he still has sex with the others, I’m the one he fucks the last and unloads his copious cum inside me.‘
I am so stressed. What I would like is Jacob and Arno to sandwich me, tease and fuck me until my legs tremble. I know sex with them would be funny and hot, our laughs only interrupted by moans and wet kisses.
Then when I get to orgasm they would start to kiss each other, teasing me until I start touching myself again, driving them mad until they ravish me again.
And at the end of the night we would fall asleep in a cuddle pile 💕
‘I want to make love to Bayek under the stars in the middle of the desert with the pyramids in the distance. It would be romantic, and I can see myself smiling against Bayek’s lips when he comes in me ❤’