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Somebody place make a gif with the assassins heads attached to the dancers in Yatta!

March 20, 2016
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~ Signora Paola (who is now reminded of her nearly forgotten plans to do Assassin gifs of this video)

P.S. If you don’t hear from me within the next 12 hours, then assume that the Assassins have made me a target and have likely abducted me to pay for my many Photoshop crimes. Pray for me, my dear friends. (꒪ȏ꒪;)

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Not a dirty confession, but I was wondering: One of my fav books is the Golden Compass, where the person’s soul walk beside the person as an animal, called Daemon. The Daemon shows to the other people what kind of human is the Daemon’s owner, so it is like a walking mirror about the people. What do you think, our fav assassins (including Haytham and Shay) what kind of animal they’d get? :D (Anything but eagle please, except for Altair. He can has the eagle xD)

March 17, 2016

I tried my best and replied to this (and this book got me interested O_ô)

Desmond: German shepherd – those dogs are so loyal, talented in training and very, very cuddly!

Altair: Arabian horse – very elegant, fast and fiery. 

Ezio: European honey buzzard – a migrating bird which’s diet contains wasps.I chose it, because Ezio travels a LOT in his three games (first in Italy only, then Constantinople)

Connor: Grizzly bear – its self explaining. Really. It is.

Aveline: Hornet(-Queen) – She is a strong, independent and lethal woman and hornets are hella horrific. (Please do not click on the link above, if you’re afraid of insects!)

Edward: Capuchin monkey, they look cute and sometimes they eat ripe fruits and get drunk (?) 

Adéwalé: Lion, self explaining, really.

Arno: I, somehow, see him as a wolf, because he is quite lonely at the end of AC:U.

Jacob: A WEASEL I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF A WEASEL!

Evie: The red fox! Or a stoat. A short-tailed weasel…

Shao Jun: I’d say common panda, but the red panda fits quite well! 

Arbaaz: Definitely an Indian tiger.

-Sister Teodora.


I read this book, and the rest of the His Dark Materials series, a while back! So for male assassins, their daemons are female and viceversa! Let’s see:

Desmond: Maine Coon Cat, very sociable, sweet, playful, active. They’re also described as loyal and loving.

Altair: Peregrine Falcon ♀, for it’s speed, quick attacks and the deadly air assassination (high speed dive).

Ezio:

Eurasian lynx ♀, loves to hunt and ambush it’s prey. Climbs to high places to verify the area.

Connor: Gray Wolf ♀, excellent hunter, quiet, stealthy and strong. Works well with others and always protects the pack, just like Connor.

Aveline: 

Gray fox ♂, can climb trees, is quite the hunter and ,when it needs to, it can be stealthy. They can also be playful!

Edward:

Sooty tern ♀, a sea bird that loves staying close to the sea, where it hunts for food and works with the colony to survive, like pirates.

Adéwalé: Jaguar ♀, stealthy, lethal and great at camouflage… Perfect companion to an assassin.

Arno: 

Chartreux cat ♀, playful, bonds with a special person, observant and quite intelligent too, like our dear Arno.

Shay: American Black Bear ♀, strong, independent. When confronted can become quite dangerous.

Haytham: Common European Viper ♀, usually hunts on the grounds, doesn’t climb trees, will not attack unless threatened. Prefers to work alone.

Shao Jun: Golden Pheasant ♂, not only its color echoes her assassin robes, but the golden pheasant is a symbol of beauty and refinement.

Arbaaz: King Cobra ♀, because, like an assassin, they usually avoid confrontation, but are deadly when engaged.

Evie: British Longhair Cat ♂, calm, and very observant. Cunning and quiet hunters. Prefers indoors.

Jacob: Labrador Retriever ♀, playful, intelligent, hard-working, but kinda silly at times. Does this sound familiar?

~Claudia

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Not a dirty question, but I wanna hear about your ideas for an AC-game that would take place in your respective countries! Like, what time period, what would happen, what pieces of Eden would be there, things like that! Thank you 💖💖💖

March 16, 2016

It’s very interesting to reply to this, so I will do it for my country: Germany.
(Since we already had China thanks to Shao Jun :B)

Time Period: early 1xth centuries with the witchhunts (; 16th century with Luther; 19th century with Bismarck;
Piece of Eden: Something, that did not appear in existing games, like a golden eagle claw (inspired by the Reichsadler )
Protagonist: Female, thief-like, woman, called ‘Emma’ (or Gretel; lol)

I would love to see some involvement with the Grimm-Stories (which were collected in 18th by the Grimms) or the ‘truth’ about those stories and why those legends exist (aka piece of Eden did something bad, yaddayadda)

-Sister Teodora


Thank you so much for this question, my friend! I actually had a post in my personal blog and made a graphic set more than a year ago with how I envisioned an AC game set in my country, the Philippines.

Time Period: Late 19th to mid 20th centuries, during the height of the Philippine Revolution in 1896 til the end of World War II in 1946
Piece of Eden: The Santo Niño de Cebú specifically the tiny globus cruciger it carries. I’d imagine that it’s due to that little orb that made it easy for Ferdinand Magellan to persuade Rajah Humabon and his wife Humaway to pledge their allegiance to Spain.
Protagonist: A young Cebuana (15-years-old) engaged to be married. There’s a few more information in that post I mentioned 😀

~ Signora Paola


I don’t really need to reply to this since the US has gotten 2.5 games already, but I decided to throw in an idea, anyway, just for fun. So let’s pretend to visit the United States again! (I guess I could have used one of my two untaken countries, but we’d be here all day.)

Time Period: Early 20th century, specifically between 1920 and 1933 (Prohibition era.)
Piece of Eden: A simple pitcher, that pours out alcohol no matter what liquid is poured into it. What little the Assassins and Templars have been able to dig up suggests that drinking the liquor poured from the pitcher grants the drinker “profound knowledge”. Whispers have started to spring up around the speakeasies and many people have been looking for it since the ratification of the 18th Amendment.
Protagonist: A young African-American flapper named Clara White. She spends most of her down time hanging out in the speakeasy that acts as the Brotherhood’s headquarters (and a handy source of information) run by her father, Chester White.

I think the game would be mainly set in Chicago and the midwest, although probably jump over to Atlantic City, Newark, and/or Atlanta. Lotta run-ins with gangsters and a whole lotta jazz and blues music. (And maybe Miss Clara likes to sing from time to time.)

♡ Fiora

(Who was ridiculously happy and then disappointed by the Jazz Age Junkies on the Helix menu for Unity. Also who left out NYC because there have already been two games there and another large city would probably work just as well.)


Well Philippines has been answered already lol. So I’ll say something for my other heritage (although I’m only 1/16th so pfft,): Puerto Rico.

Time period: To be quite honest, I don’t have much to say since I think either AC3 or Black Flag would have been a perfect time period for Puerto Rico, especially since the Black Flag team thought about actually putting the island in the game…. The only thing that stopped them from doing so is because Puerto Rico was too far from Cuba, Florida and Jamaica. =_=

Protagonist: As for a protagonist, I’d say a Taìno woman similar to Opìa I’m Black Flag. Or a mestiza that grew up in nobility on the island but joins the Templars later on, in order to bring peace to the two heritages that brought her into this world. Her name would be a combination of aboriginal and Spanish royal naming conventions, something like…Anani de Mendoza y Toledo (and being a Catholic noble, she’d be baptized as ‘Doña Anani Maria de la Soledad Fortunata de Mendoza y Toledo’). Really  you’re better off just saying Anani de Mendoza lol.

Piece of Eden: Basically what Edward Kenway was after.

~Ezio


Well since I’m from Puerto Rico so I’ll add to the above idea.

Time Period: the 18th century, specially with the growth of the Spanish military forces in the island, San Juan specifically, to maintain the Spanish Empire’s rule of the Caribbean. One of the main mission would involve the British attack of 1797, which the island won. Not only that, but it’s on this period the growth of the island is noticeable, so Templar indoctrination would probably be very high.

Piece of Eden: Many artifacts were brought to Puerto Rico, so a colony could be started, yet I believe a Piece of Eden would have been already here. A guanín, a golden disk worn by the cacique (Taíno tribe leader). Since the Taínos developed in Puerto Rico, but their ancestors came from the main lands, South America possibly, I believe this guanín would hold the power of the First Civilization and would explain why the Taínos feared the Spanish. The guanín was given to Juan Ponce de León upon his arrival to establish the colony, as a token of friendship, and has remained in the hands of Spanish leaders since. It’s power: mind control.

Protagonist: A mestiza (half Taína/Half Spanish) by the name of Nanichi (Taíno for: my heart) Rivaflecha y Soler. Her father a Taíno, converted to Christianity who was adopted by a Spanish couple and given the name Fernando Rivaflecha Alcarraz and her mother, daughter of a Spanish commander, Soledad Soler y Truncios. Nanichi is a skilled sword woman trained since she was very young by her mother and an excellent tracker. She dominates the Taíno, Spanish, French & English languages. She joins the assassins, following the steps of her mother.

~Claudia (who was very excited to answer this, but answered it late)

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Let’s talk about role plays!! Do you know, my sweets ladies, which is the favourite role play of each Assassin?? (sorry!! my dirty vein is killing me!!)

March 14, 2016

I tried to think of other role plays aside from “Assassin catches a Templar” (or vice versa) just to be adventurous! ;D

Desmond: The hitch hiker and the driver. I think him “escaping” the Assassin compound and travelling on his own to become a bartender made him hitch hike a few times… and I could see him fantasizing about being able to ride with someone that would eventually pull the car over and make him “pay” for the ride.

Altair: The professor and his erring student. And the more misbehaving you are, the better because it only means he’s going to punish you more thoroughly. 😉

Ezio: The repairman you called to “fix” something in your house. He could be, say, a plumber and would be “busy” fixing your sink while you’re “fixing” the mess in your dining table, making sure you’re in his direct sight while wearing the skimpiest outfit ever. Of course you’d be dropping utensils left and right, so you could bend over and give him the best view.

Connor: I see him as one who gets very excited about roleplaying as someone who is not him at all, such as acting like the mysterious stranger in a bar who catches your eye and would just stare at you while slowly sipping his drink. When you finally hit it on the dance floor, the pounding beat and flickering lights would take away his inhibitions and you’re lucky you’re not arrested for lasciviousness because damn he really got wild with his frottage.

Aveline: She is the “lost” tourist and you are the thief who’s out to steal her possessions at first. When she runs after you to get her things back you decide that it would be better to steal her away and kidnap her instead.

Edward: Pretending to be a king that has a harem and you, an inexperienced virgin, are his “latest acquisition.” You need to be “prepared” for the king so he “commands” you to play with the myriad of sex toys he has in his possession.

Adéwalé: The masseuse and his client. He’d be very professional at first, all focused on working out the kinks on your back, but he’d slooooowly work his way towards your buttocks. 8D

Arno: Acting out a much naughtier version of fairy tales like Sleeping Beauty, where he’s the Prince Charming that needs to “wake up” the princess. Not with a simple kiss on the lips, no, but a kiss that should set fire on your loins and awaken your libido ;D

Shay: The policeman and the criminal. He has the whole good cop/bad cop routine down perfectly. Yes, he’d do both, but he switches every after “session.” It excites you because you don’t know which “role” he would use the minute he opens the door and tries to interrogate you again.

Haytham: The boss and the secretary. I’M SO SORRY but I always envision Haytham as a stern boss and I think he’d love to roleplay as one, too. Like forget about Fifty Shades of Grey; I’m talking about the superior The Secretary.

Shao Jun: The jail warden and the prisoner. As the prisoner you would do anything to gain favours from her, including letting her dominate you.

Arbaaz: The foreigner guest booked in a hotel and the maid assigned to clean his room. I see this as more of a slow burn, though, like it would take a few days and it’s catching him in the shower masturbating that would make you render your “other” services.

Evie: Painter and the muse, but she is the painter (we know she has the artistic talent anyway). No nudity… at least at first. She’d be all business-like and professional, but her gaze would be so intense you’d feel like she’s mentally undressing you. She’d eventually ask you to take your clothes off because she thinks “you’re a good figure subject.”

Jacob: The escort and the client. To clarify: He is the escort and you are his client. And he’d be very creative with it, too, like he’d take on different roles every time you seek for his “services” (he’d use different names, don different attires, and even adopt different accents). Like one moment he’d knock on your door looking like a goth rocker (imagine Jacob with eyeliner), the other moment he’d look all young and cute with the disheveled school boy look. *coughs*

~ Signora Paola


My, my, my… Let’s see:

Desmond: Masseuse & Client, hop on that table and let your favorite bartender massage his way through your body. You’ll relax instantly and fall prey of his alluring touch and soft breathing. Oh, and let us not forget that happy ending…

Altair: Strangers at a Bar, because he has this mysterious aura around him that makes him irresistible to your eyes. You will notice him, he would pay you a few drinks and then take you to the alley and have his way with you without mercy.

Ezio: Firefighter & Rescued, no one would rock the firefighter attire better than Signore Auditore. He would ‘rescue’ you from a sure death and you’ll have no other way of repaying him than offering your heated body so it can be cooled out with his hose.

Connor: Red Riding Hood & the Wolf, picture yourself lost in the woods, sensing that someone is watching. You should have taken the other road, but no… Suddenly you’re surprised by the Big Bad Wolf, who has the plan to devour your every inch and boy, he is a hungry one…

Aveline: Queen & Servant, you follow her every order, like the good servant you are. She commands you to please her and, if you behave and fulfill all her requests, you can have her and probably make her submit to your will.

Edward: Hitch Hiker & Driver, it could work both ways around, but he prefers to be the hitch hiker. You would pick him up, ask a few questions and then… demand payment for the ride, which he would gladly pay and very well.

Adéwalé: Painter & Muse, I believe he would have a talent for painting and you’re his perfect muse. You pose for him and he silently paints your every curve and edge. After a while, he is painting on you with his lips and hands…

Arno: Doctor & Nurse, the very attractive Dr. Dorian is in need of assistance in Room 69, and you’re the one Nurse that can aid him. You go in that room and the doctor makes sure you know the procedures for treating a ‘high fever’ and ‘swollen organs’. A very educational experience. (For mia cara, Sorella Teodora)

Shay: Teacher & Student, an A+ student that deserves a reward for all the hard work. He asks you to stay after class to praise your work, and by that he means you to sit on that desk and let him reward you for all those long hours of studying and project making you underwent. (For dearest Fiora)

Haytham: Maid & Hotel Guest, you’re diligently cleaning the room of an important guest and you can help but have fun around the room with his things, until he comes in. He then decides you deserve punishment for wasting your time and an unfinished work… Not that you’ll get it done after that~

Shao Jun: Dance Teacher and Student, seeing as she was instructed to be a know-it-all of arts, she would instruct you to move your body to the rhythm of music… and her own body. She would run her hands over your skin guiding you and eventually undressing you to practice the most important dance.

Arbaaz: Chef & Server, I think he would like food play a lot, so he cooks for you and makes sure you’re part of the appetizer, main course and, of course, dessert. He would then enjoy his work, by eating slowly from off you and you eating off him…

Evie: Boss & Secretary, because she likes to be submissive from time to time, so order her to please you and make herself ready for you. Bend her over, make her beg for it and make sure you give her a raise after that, alright?

Jacob:

Photographer & model, he would instruct you into assuming various positions starting with classic ones, and then getting dirtier and more demanding until he has you exposed to his lens and his eyes. He would make you touch yourself and he would photograph everything. (This one is for Signora Paola) [WELL as a photographer I’d rather be the one taking his naughty pictures but I’d happily let him borrow my camera so I could be his model who is willing to do everything he commands~ (Just please don’t drop my $1000++ camera, Jacob ;A;) ~Signora Paola]

~Claudia

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Wait the crew found out about this blog???

March 11, 2016

Yes! That’s what my fellow mods and other fandom friends have told me, and I can’t believe I missed it! D: (another reason why I came back lol). Hmm let me see if I can link it in this ask:

‘Dirty Ass Creed’ question starts at 48:50.

Now if you excuse me, I have a heated face I need to take care of and cool down~

(now I have an eternal scene in my head of Jacob getting bored one day, and just goes wondering into a book shop, opens up a book where a pile of secret, dirty letters fall out and they’re all addressed to him, oh laudy…)

– E

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March 9, 2016

 

For the anon and the lovely Sister Teodora who requested this audio clip ♥️

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Your blog was actually a suggestion in my feed and by God, I love that I tapped on it. I was wondering how each of the assassins would bathe with someone? What would ensue~?

March 8, 2016

We used all possible options of taking a bath (lake, bathtub, pool etc.)


Desmond: Would prefer a public pool, but not the public, public kind, but maybe the whirlpool. Some alone time, cheeky flirting – the other stuff will follow at home.
Altair: A small oasis, somewhere in the unknown desert. Would surprisingly be a little romantic with sweet love making under the stars.
Ezio: Bathtub. His famous bathtub scene was just too good for this world. Like Desmond, the other stuff will follow later on in his bed.
Connor: Down in the harbour of Davenport, the Aquila’s captain cabin will be the place for the fun~
Aveline: She literally calls for an adventure in the bathtub.
Edward: A little swimming competition in Nassau, before he lures you under deck.
Adéwalé: Would let you and your bath prepared and surprises you with rough, yet sweet love making.
Arno: The bathtub in his room is screaming for some wild action that splatters the floor with water!
Shay: Bathing in a small vowel, keeping you close – he’d be the snuggling type with passionate love making in his cabin!
Haytham: Would prepare a bath for you and him in the Green Dragon Tavern, forcing you to keep it quite, while he fingers you.
Shao Jun: Would give you a special treatment with her skills, she had as a concubine. Those, she would use, after the bath as well.
Arbaaz: The bath smells wonderful thanks to the spices he added, it would be a little bit inspired by the milk baths of Cleopatra and the room would be filled with your pleasures screams of lust and joy.
Evie: She would be a little bit flustered, doesn’t really know what to do, so you have to support and assure her a little bit. Sweet, innocent love making afterwards.
Jacob: Would visit a public bathhouse with you, hides there, after it closes its doors and would fuck you roughly while the moon glimmers on the waterskin.

-Sister Teodora.


Desmond: the kind of guy that would sneak in the shower, massage your shoulders and the get busy with you.
Altair: would probably bathe in the bureau in a large washbasin filled with oils and whatnot. You would join and he would complain at all, he would kiss you tenderly and make love to you.
Ezio: he would bath at the sanctuary or the public baths at late night. In both cases he would invite you to join him and he would take very good care of you by taking right there and then.
Connor: being the nature lover he is, the river and lake would be his preferred bathing sites, specially waterfalls. He might even surprise once in awhile by sneaking when you’re taking your bath, hugging from behind, whispering dirty things to you and taking you under the beating waterfall.
Aveline: since she was raised as a proper lady, she would run bath in her room and relax there, that is until you join her and aid her get clean, or dirty, you decide.
Edward: would probably find an island with a small river to take baths and taking you with him. The long make out sessions in the water, the way his hands would roam your wet skin, well let’s hope you can hold your breath for a while.
Adéwalé: much like a captain, he would retire to his cabin by the end of the day and prepare a bath to ease the tensions his body might have. You can join him, massage his taut muscles and drive him mad with pleasure.
Arno: would prefer to bathe in the Café Théâtre with you in the tub already waiting for him. He would strip for you and then get in to make sure you clean yourself everywhere.
Shay: would keep you very close to him in the washbasin in his cabin. He would relax with you, soothe your body with kisses and then get busy with you making quite a splash.
Haytham: Mr. Kenway has a love for spontaneous acts, so he would surprise you while you bathe and seduce you into perdition. He would help you bathe and kiss you and, ultimately, take you.
Shao Jun: since she was raised to be a concubine, her skills to make you feel good are well known to her. She would run a bath for both of you, massage oils on your skin, sing softly while doing so, then her touches would get more sensual until you can take it and you both fall prey to lust and desire.
Arbaaz: a connoisseur of spices, flowers and scents, he would prepare the ultimate bathing experience for you and enjoy the way to seem to relax in the water. He would slip in and touch you sensually, causing you to lose control over your actions and take him there.
Evie: would love to have her lover play with her hair and help her wash it, you would get in with her and help her until she decided she wanted help for something else, and well, you can deny Miss Frye, can you now?
Jacob: he and you would probably sneak in one of the rich people’s Turkish baths (which were quite popular back then, mind you) and there both would have fun with each other. The steam would heat up your bodies as he takes you passionately in one of the baths. Let’s hope you don’t get caught…

~Claudia


If you don’t mind, I’m going to change this up a little and use GIFs to respond to this ask (as I did before in the “What is the Assassins’ favourite place to kiss?” ask). Putting these under a cut. Again, I apologise to anyone using mobile! ;^_^

Desmond: All steamy goodness

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Altair: Might ambush you while you’re taking a shower

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Ezio: Would work those soap suds all over your body

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Connor: Would carry you as you spend more time kissing than actually taking a bath

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Aveline: Would demand that you clean her first (she will do the same to you, don’t worry)

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Edward: Would attempt to make out underneath the water, of course

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Adéwalé: Would ask that you go skinny dipping with him

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Arno: All opulent and slow in a bath tub

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Shay: Would hold you very close (a snuggler in the shower)

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Haytham: Would surprise you and bathe with your clothes still on

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Shao Jun: Straight to business ;D

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Arbaaz: Would still be partially clothed while you’re completely naked because he’s a tease like that

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Evie: All relaxed in a tub, would make out for hours if needed

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Jacob: There’s no way he’s going slow when you’re both wet and slippery

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~ Signora Paola

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Oh dear ladies of this amazing bordello, this is not a confession, but a question. How do you define Jacob Frye in a dictionary? :3 (I know! It’s so weird! But take it as an adoration for my love for Signore Frye. ;) Also, I really really appreciate the amount of work that you ladies are doing here! I hope 2016 would be better than 2015 in this blog! Love lots, An Anon Who Loves Jacob Frye Way Too Much <3)

March 6, 2016

Jacob ∙ Frye | jākäb ∙ frī |

Etymology: Jacob meaning “seizing by the heel.” Frye has two possible sources. The first is as a nickname or status name from the Old English pre 7th Century word ‘freo’ or ‘frig’ meaning ‘free (born)’ i.e., not a serf, and not belonging to a lord. The second origin is from another nickname, this time for a small person from the Middle English word ‘fry’ meaning offspring, or small person.

Jacob Frye, defined by some as human disaster, is analogous to having conflicting emotions about someone, e.g.: “He drives me crazy I don’t know whether to give him a kiss that’s full of sin or give him a kick in the shins. I suppose he’s a Jacob Frye.”

Jacob Frye can also be used as an insult when responding to a false statement such as, “I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.” The response can be worded as such: “I don’t know where you get your delusions, Jacob Frye.

In Tagalog, Jacob Frye is synonymous to makalaglag panti.

~ Signora Paola (Jacob is the Han to her Leia so please excuse her ramblings)


Jacobo

 Frye | In Spanish

Definitions

  • Jacob Frye, a person who could conquer the world with you or watch it burn… because he burned it, e.g.: “He invited me to the movies last week, but I remembered we got caught doing the dirty and we aren’t allowed there anymore.” A proper response would be: “He’s such a Jacob Frye.”
  • Jacob Frye, a man with many responsibilities, but avoids taking care of them, e.g.: “You were supposed to pay the rent, not go out drinking, Jacob Frye!”

Synonyms

  • Manchild  
  • Disaster 
  • Actual-good-guy

Antonyms

  • Evie Frye
  • Henry Green

In Puerto Rico, Jacob Frye is synonym too: algarete & guillao.

~Claudia (Jacob Frye expert since November 2015)

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Now that Paul Amos found this blog maybe he’ll post audio of Jacob saying dirty things! At least I hope so. Jacob moaning would be hot.

March 4, 2016

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

Be careful of what you wish for, anon. Would the fandom be ready for that? Would you be ready?

~ Signora Paola (who’s definitely not ready)

It has been a month since we got this ask and look where we are now, our dearest patrons.

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I was right about one thing: I was definitely not ready (who was though?)

~ Signora Paola

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Dear admins, your opinions on favorite public places to do the deed with each of the playable characters (so all the assassins + Shay & Haytham)?

March 3, 2016

My dear anon, we’re so sorry for the delay (and we still have several questions left to answer ;A;). Hopefully, our answers are good enough. <3 Will attempt to also put a modern ‘spin’ on everyone except Desmond by adding the likely places their modern versions would enjoy having sex in 😉

Desmond: Movie theatre, backmost seat. Alternatively, a dark hallway in a night club.

Altaïr: Rooftop for both versions, although his modern version would probably choose a more secluded building because he’d rather not have everyone else see the show.

Ezio: I am going to hell with this response, but… a church. Both versions. An unoccupied one, of course. He’d prefer it if it’s a large one like a cathedral where everything echoes.

Connor: Waterfalls/underneath the stars (could switch between both versions). The latter could take place anywhere as long as it’s safe (no threat of bears or Connor would personally rip them with his bare hands). ;D

Aveline: Behind the shrubbery of a garden/in the dressing room of a clothes shop.

Edward: Perhaps I’m influenced by some of the confessions here, but by the wheel of Jackdaw… or pretty much anywhere on the Jackdaw. His modern version would definitely love to christen swimming pools with a bit of the Kenway… extract.

Adéwalé: Both versions would love doing it by the beach (and idk why but I see him working as a lifeguard so… let your imagination run wild 8D)
Shay: In a meadow or a field of wildflowers. Like Connor I think he’d love it if there’s a great view of the sky above (and it wouldn’t be limited to just night skies nope).

Haytham: Balcony/by a huge window of an office (where’s he’s the billionaire CEO amirite). Unlike Altaïr he’d love the possibility that anyone could see you. 8D

Arno: Confessional booths, both versions. *coughs* He may be giving Ezio a run for his money on the “Which Assassin Is Most Likely To Defile A Religious Place?” contest. Alternatively: Hot air balloon. Ehem.

Shao Jun: Rooftop/by the window, although very discreet in both versions.

Arbaaz: Garden/by the porch that has a swing. Anything with swings really.

Evie: Carriage/limousine. Beyoncé’s Partition is playing in my mind right now. ;D It’d be more fun with the modern version, though, because there’s more privacy and we know Evie loves her privacy.

Jacob: Alley, both versions. But I also see his modern version as someone who would stop an elevator when you’re alone. Also: A proud member of The Mile High Club with over 30,000 miles worth of mileage. *coughs*

~ Signora Paola


As mia cara, Signora Paola, said ci dispiace for taking so long!

Desmond: Desmond seems like a guy that knows to have fun, so maybe in a concert or in a fitting room of fancy store, to make sure those clothes are a tight fit~

Altair: He would take you to a watchtower, after taking care of the guards, and take you there. In modern times, I see him having fun with you at the last seat of the movies.

Ezio: In Renaissance Italy he would be with you in a balcony, because he likes to show you off. Now, probably against a hotel window, you know high places and the possibility of been seeing fuel the passion.

Connor: Back then, probably in a lake/river that’s secluded enough to keep all to himself. In these times, probably in a park or camping site, the point is being close to him and nature.

Aveline: I can see her having fun in a confessional booth in a church in New Orleans. In these times, probably in the back seat of a car.

Edward: Most likely, back in the day, the Captain’s Cabin and he wouldn’t mind that crew would hear both of you. Now, in any secluded or solitary beach, feeling the sun, the sand and our dearest captain.

Adéwalé: Since he owned a ship, probably in the deck of it while on the sea and now maybe in his office. He works so hard, he must have fun from time to time.

Shay: In the rooftops of the building of New York/Boston, to keep the sky always close, just like you. Now, maybe in a dock of a lake at night or day, which ever~

Haytham: Back then he would probably take you in an alley, away from all the people in pubs and inns. Now, he would stop an elevator to… check how strong those railings are.

Arno: With Paris in the heat of the Revolution, you’ll get your heat on in Notre Dame most likely or maybe in

Château de Versailles… Now, in the bathroom of the closest Café he can get you in.

Shao Jun: She would have you in a bath house, letting the water and steam work their magic. Now, in an utility room of a school or maybe of your work place.

Arbaaz: He would seek you in a palace’s gardens to have fun there and in these times probably the back seat of his car.

Evie: I’m certain she likes high places, so in Victorian London she would either take you to Big Ben or The Tower of London. Now? Well how about a library? But you’d have to be quiet!

Jacob: Back in Victorian London, I’m certain he wouldn’t mind a carriage… while it tours the city! Now, in these modern times… Remember when I said he would take you to a photo-booth on Valentine’s Day (right here)? Well he would do you there too…. and keep the pictures! Naughty boy~

~Claudia