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What sex position would Daddy Haytham would use? LOVE THIS BLOG BTW HUGS AND KISSES❤️😘😏

April 18, 2016

(Note: We’re answering this because we had a similar ask before and we didn’t get to include Haytham back then!)

He would go between the Rock ‘n’ Roll and Please Fax (thanks to recent drabbles) *coughs*

~ Signora Paola


I think he would enjoy these two:

Canoeing – for when he wants to see his partner’s face and his partner have the control.

Emphasis lay – for when he wants to be in control.

~Claudia

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Madama Paola, what would the ship names of our favorite side of ‘Fryes’ be called for every Frye pairing?

April 18, 2016

Well I can’t help it – I’m using actual food to name these ships, so I’m linking the recipes as well ;D

Desmond: Deep FRYE-d Tequila Shots
Altaïr: Shawarma with FRYEs
Ezio: Deep FRYEd Panzerotti
Connor: Kentucky All-American FRYEd Chicken
Aveline: Bayou FRYEd Shrimp
Edward: Deep FRYEd Rum Balls
Adéwalé: FRYE Bake
Shay: Beer Battered Sausage
Haytham: Fish & Chips (with beer of course)
Arno: Classic French FRYEs (but of course)
Shao Jun: Spring Rolls
Arbaaz: Indian Curry Potato FRYEs

And for pairings within Syndicate itself:

Freddy: Sweet Potato FRYEs
Henry: Stir-FRYEd Indian Curry Chicken
Starrick: FRYE Salad (the title of the page says it all – “When gourmet meets trashy”)
Roth: Bangers and Mash
Pearl: Spicy FRYEs
Lucy: Bubble and Squeak (AKA British fried leftovers)
With each other (the twins): The FRYE Up AKA Full English Breakfast

~ Signora Paola, who is now hungry for a truckload of FRYEs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Hello, lovely people! I’ve been following this blog for a long time and I wanted to ask you what our fav assassins (including Yusuf and Shaun) would do if they had a love-shy gf and what they would do to comfort her while making love step by step. :)

April 17, 2016

I truly apologise, my friend, but we can only limit our answers to the playable characters. We would rather have this ruling set in stone so as not to confuse people. That said, I hope our answers will satisfy you!


Desmond: OK, I know the meme has been done to death, but he’d definitely do a Netflix and Chill. It could backfire on him especially when they start watching Daredevil Season 2 but he doesn’t really mind. He’d take his time, but he’d make sure to keep her close, petting her hair and touching her wherever he can reach, taking special attention to her erogenous spots. When she’s really in the mood he’d let her be in control. He’d sit back on the couch and let her ride him as slow as she wants even if it’s driving him crazy and he wants so badly to switch places.

Altaïr: He’d play a game of cat and mouse with her. She’d be the mouse, he, the cat. Now, normally he would be able to easily catch her, but he’d prolong the session, letting her escape several times, but he’d get closer and closer to catching her each time. He knows that the thrill of getting caught is raising her adrenaline and doing things to her libido (she’s not even aware of it), so he uses it to his advantage. When he finally catches her, he’d be all Mentor-like at first, admonishing her what she did wrong until she makes the first move. He’d keep it slow, making love to her with him on top, even if she’s already demanding otherwise (the thrill of the chase really let loose her inhibitions).

Ezio: He’s going to make sure that she’s really ready and would go all out to make her feel at ease. If the foreplay has to last for two hours for her to be prepared, then he would make it two hours. It will definitely start with him in a bathtub and asking her to join him because he knows that the warm water and his arms around her would make her feel relaxed. To make her feel more at ease he’d let her be on top and be in control, praising her and telling her how beautiful she is riding him.

Connor: If Ezio’s the type who would make the foreplay last 2 hours, Connor’s the type who would make it 2 days if he has to. I can really see him as someone who loves a “slow burn” so to speak. It doesn’t have to be all sexual at first. He will kiss her, dialling up the intensity little by little, and he will be very careful not to get too aggressive even though his libido is making him lose his focus a bit. He will always stop before it gets too hot and heavy, and each time her inhibitions are slowly being stripped away – just the way he wants it. When they finally make love it’ll be in a missionary position; a little boring, maybe, but Connor wants to see her face and she feels so safe with him that having this huge bear of a man looming over her is the single most arousing thing she has seen in her life.

Aveline: Like Ezio she’d invite her to a bathtub, but with more scented candles and a soft music to set the mood. Aveline would ask her what happened during her day, knowing that talking could be a way to unwind and loosen those nerves. She’d spend a lot of time kissing her in between talks, and each time the kiss becomes longer and more passionate. By the time she’s ready they wouldn’t leave the bathtub. Aveline would finger her to orgasm, unable to resist grinding against her thigh and likely sloshing the water all over the bathroom floor.

Edward: He’d ask her for a swim (skinny dipping!) or to have a shower together. In case of the former, he’d make her feel at ease by being silly. He knows that making her laugh is the ticket to her being at ease, so he’ll try everything, like playing a game of tag (but in water). In case of the latter, he’d pamper her – shampooing her hair, gliding the soap across her skin, making sure to only lightly graze on her sensitive spots. By the time they’re on the bed and she’s ready, he’d take it slow and steady in the missionary position (but he would shift it to something more intense when she comes once or twice ;D).

Adéwalé: He’d leave her compliments all day, reaching out to touch and caress her every time he does it. As his touches and words slowly get more heated, he’d tell her what he wants to do, but never too explicit because he wants her to keep wondering what he means. When they finally end up in bed, he’d slowly remove every article of her clothing, leaving kisses everywhere. He’d then place his palm in between her legs and press on it lightly, coaxing her to move against his hand to show him what pleases her most.

Shay: He’d give her a long, sensuous massage. It’s partly to calm her down, but also a foreplay for him. I think he’s the type who loves running his fingers along his lover’s hair, so he’d also do tender scalp massages. He’d gently run his fingernails along her scalp, but will make sure to alternate it with sensual kisses on the nape of her neck just so she wouldn’t fall asleep. He’d let her dictate what position they’d take when they start making love; it’s her comfort that’s most important after all.

Haytham: He’s all about wooing her. Like he’d ask her to go out on a walk at night, maybe even go out stargazing. His touches are all about calming her – tracing the outlines of her face, stroking the back of her hand – all while looking deep into her eyes and making that connection. He’d probably even read for her (nothing naughty, but something romantic). Like Connor he’s more of a “slow burn” type, but his overtures are more subtle. When they start making love it’s with him on top because he wants to be in control, but he’s very considerate and observant.

Arno: If there’s one Assassin that has mastered the art of French kissing it’s Arno (but of course ;D). But he wouldn’t do deep tongue kisses right away. He’s all about gentle and slow kisses at first, focusing mostly on her neck and ear because he knows how sensitive those spots are. When he starts kissing her lips it’d be very soft and innocent. Like Connor he’d step back every time it gets all hot and heavy because he knows how this would slowly drive her crazy. When they start making love it’ll be in a spooning position because I can see him wanting to take it really slow and keeping her close to him.

Shao Jun: Like Shay she’d also give her a sensual massage, but longer and way more comprehensive. It’s still a sensual massage, but it’s also partly to relieve her tensed muscles, so Shao Jun would focus on the muscles of her back and even do reflexology because she knows exactly which areas and points in the foot to apply pressure on. When she’s completely relaxed, Shao Jun would further her “services” by going down on her and giving her possibly the longest oral sex ever.

Arbaaz: He’d ask her for a dance. Slow dance, specifically. The slow rhythm and his close proximity to her would be highly intimate for her. His arms around her waist, pulling her close, all the while maintaining that eye contact and occasionally brushing her cheeks with his lips and even the tip of his nose. Only when she starts to respond does he kiss her lips and caress her body, each touch getting bolder as she becomes more responsive. He’d let her be on top once they move onwards to the main event, but would shift positions when he sees that all her inhibitions have come down.

Evie: Making eye contact with her and keeping it. Maybe the term “eyefucking” is a little too much, but there’s really no better way to describe her stares especially when she’s far away and out of reach. Even better when they’re at a party where there’s so many people around, so they can’t really touch. Evie knows that subtlety is key and she wants to seduce her without being overt about it. When they’re finally alone together she’d still hold back and offer her a light nightcap (not too much alcohol, but just enough to loosen nerves). When she finally starts to make a move she’ll be very slow and methodical with it. Every movement is calculated, and when she’s finally ready Evie will be using her fingers to make her come, whispering words of approval to her ears.

Jacob: He’d look for her favourite erotic book or story that she’s hiding (he’s an Assassin; he will find it). Once he finds it he’s going to tease her just to see her blush. To make her even more flustered he’s going to do a Dramatic Reading™. It’s very silly at first because he’s doing funny (and really bad) impressions of the characters because he wants to make her laugh and feel at ease. But then he starts getting serious when he reads the risqué bits. She’s still very flustered, but that fluster is getting less about embarrassment and more and more of excitement. Then when he’s all done, he’s going to ask her if she’d want them to “recreate” the scene. Regardless of what’s described in the book, he’d have her on top, but he wouldn’t be just lying back. He’d sit upright and hold her close to him; he loves the intimacy and he wouldn’t be able to stop complimenting her.

~ Signora Paola


Desmond: You would invite him home to spend some time together and he would try to impress you with his bartending skills in that bar area you have. He’s rusty, because he’s been working on some other thing, so he drops some glasses and misses a few tricks, which make you smile and give you enough confidence to ask if he could teach you. He would stand behind you, moving your arms and hands, teaching you as best as he can. You can’t help but feel lightheaded at his closeness and he notices and kisses you. You both move so he sets you on the bar and he makes love to you slowly, enjoying the sounds you make.

Altair: He would invite you to the bureau to eat and smoke mu‘assel with a

hookah.  Both of you talk about the different missions you’ve done together and how you’ve come to be so close. The air around both of you is full of different smells that entice you. He looks at you, smiling, knowing you’re excited because you two are alone together. He comes close to you and removes his robes saying he’s never wanted anyone else as he wants you. You can’t take your off of him and you reply tat you want him as well. He strips you and lets you ride him all while the smoke of the hookah surrounds you both.

Ezio: He would invite you to the carnevale saying he wouldn’t go with anyone else. He would buy you a tailored dress and a beautiful mask, that compliments your face and eyes. He wants you to be the most beautiful girl in Venezia and he wants people to know he loves your dearly. He would take you dancing, he would play the games of carnevale and win in your name. Then both of you find a gondola, where Ezio seduces you with cheesy lines and tries to impress you with his bad French. You can’t help but kiss him and he makes love to you under the stars.

Connor: He takes you down to the river he usually bathes in. Then he takes your hands inviting you to go in the river, you feel self conscious of your surroundings, you think anyone can see you, but he reassures you by complimenting you figure and stripping himself for you and you can’t help but look at him. He smiles at you, tenderly, and once again asks you to join him. You strip and he never takes his eyes off you, and you feel hot, but desired. He reaches out and you join him in the waters where he makes love to you underneath the waterfall concealing the both of you.

Aveline: She would pamper all day: taking you shopping, to eat at your favorite restaurant, visiting a massage house where you two could bask in full relaxation and finally, at night, she would take you to your favorite show ( a play or a musical). After all that pampering she would take you home remarking on just how perfect you are for her and how much she enjoys making you happy. She then surprises you, as she prepared the room with candles and flowers. You can’t help but smile and approach her and she ends the night with making love to you.

Edward: Of course he would take out in the Jackdaw to enjoy the sea with you. He’ll take you through the Caribbean, until you stumble with a secluded beach on a little island. He’d leave the Jackdaw with the crew and ask you to explore the island with him. He’d be careful to not let you know what he has in mind, but once you arrive at the beach he lights a fire and gets comfortable. He motions you to sit down besides him, where he starts to sing lovely shanties in your ear, making you hot and bothered. Both of you strip and he takes you there on the beach you sitting down on him and going at it slowly.

Adéwalé: Oh… Adé would definitely strip for you, mostly to tease you, but also to boost your confidence. He wants you to know that all he is, is yours for the taking. You shake in your seat, because this big man is doing this little show for you. He then kneels in front of you and removes your underwear, holding your gaze. He kisses your legs and breath in your scent, you then start to remove your own clothing and he roams his hands over your body. Yo kneel and he takes you from behind whispering his approval of you softly.

Shay: The Morrigan is close to the Arctic as Shay had a mission to complete there. It’s cold and you can’t help to miss his warmth. You return to the captain’s cabin to await for him there and to shield yourself from the cold and snow. You go to bed to rest and wait for him to arrive. You feel something cold against your skin that startles you awake. Shay is there smiling at your reaction he, he asks if your cold and you nod yes, still startled. He smiles and takes off his clothes, with the intention of warming you up. He kissed your cold skin and gets on top on you, making love to you passionately and definitely warming you up.

Haytham: As the true gentleman he is, he would take you out on a fancy diner. He would spend all night compliment your body, face and personality, making you feel so happy, and loved you can’t help but kiss him deeply over the table. He would then take you home and strip you completely, running his hands over your skin, making you feel wanted and beautiful. He would let you ride him all night long, just so he an see yourself become undone under so much pleasure.

Arno: Now it is said French is the most romantic language of the world and he knows this. Both of you are at the

Café Théâtre  watching some great performance, after that you go to his room upstairs, were he starts to read you some poetry in French and after that he starts to compliment you in French. You blush ans ask him to stop, because you can’t really handle it. He smiles and gets close to you smirking and still talking, this time complementing you and seducing you, you surrender into this lovely charade and let him get on top of you so he can please you as he knows.

Shao Jun: Both of you love meditating and letting all the worries of the day go with soft music, tea and incense. She would wait until you were deep in thought, and sneak behind you slowly, She would then start massaging your shoulders, releasing the tension you have. You would smile, and she whispers how beautiful  and brave you are to her, She would then run her hands over you arms, taking off your shirt and caressing your skin. You moan softly and lean back, to let her pleasure you. Now that’s relaxing…

Arbaaz: He would serenade you with your favorite songs, and you can’t help but smile all the while hearing his velvety voice. He then asks you to approach him. You move closely and he starts to dance around you, you follow his lead and join him. He touches you body, which is lost in the rhythm of music, and slowly strips you and himself. He caresses you skin, exciting you further, you run your hands over his dark skin and she kisses you deeply. He then puches you against a wall and makes love to you slowly, following the music’s rhythm.

Evie: She knows you’re a big fan of her playing the piano, so she plays for you while you read your favorite book. She then asks you to sit beside her, so she can teach you one of her favorite pieces. You join her and start playing with her. She kisses your cheek and the starts kissing your ear, whispering naughty things. She then asks you to sit on the piano, where she raises your skirt and, kisses your thighs, and then devours your core. The sounds the piano is making under you might not be to Evie’s liking, but your moans sure are.

Jacob: He might be rash with his actions sometimes, but when it comes to you, this man has a heart of gold. He surprises you at work with flowers and steals you away from the place. You then get home, where he immediately blindfolds you, making you nervous. He reassures you with a deep kiss and strips the both of you. You tingle with excitement and nervousness, but he calms you with that voice of his. He compliments you while pleasuring your body, his voice guiding you into perdition. Then he leans you in bed and makes love to you slowly… Removing your blindfold to hold your gaze.

~Claudia

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How would each of the Assassins punish a partner for being naughty?

April 14, 2016

Haytham: he’d drag you over to his lap and spank your bum until it turns red, and then push you onto the bed roughly and have his way with you.

Ratonhnhaké:ton: He’ll growl, shove you up a tree, pound you doggy-style and show you who’s the boss.

Aveline: will tie you onto the bed and mercilessly tease you by twerking, until you can’t take it anymore and confess your crimes

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– Ezio


Again, we are terribly sorry this took us ages to respond to (responding to these asks do take us some time to process ;A;)

Desmond: Tickling. It starts benign, like “I’m tickling you because you’re still adorable despite all that naughtiness.” But as it goes on he starts tickling you in your erogenous zones, brief touches and seemingly random at first, but with increasing focus and intensity.

Altaïr: He has no time for teasing. He’d fuck you so hard and so rough you’d be screaming his name so loud you’d lose your voice by the time it ends. And, oh no, it’s not going to be one-time thing. His control is phenomenal and he could go on and on like an Energizer bunny and he’d make you come several times before he finally does.

Ezio: He’d touch and caress you all over and he will take his sweet time to do so. Every time you try touching him back he’s going to stop what he’s doing and pin your hands down, growling, “Touch me again and I will leave you here like this unsatisfied.” He’ll never tie you up because he wants you to slowly lose your mind while you try so hard not to touch him.

Connor: He wouldn’t give you an indication that he’s displeased with what you did until you start noticing that he’s not responding to your invitations. When you finally ask him what’s wrong, he’d turn aggressive and go, “If you have to ask that question then I would have to show you what happens when you misbehave.” He’d then get very rough with you; basically, if you want him to shed off his “kind and gentle” persona and let the ravenous wolf come out then THIS is how you do it ;D

Aveline: Will tie you up in a chair and do a striptease for you. Like what Signore Ezio said, I think she’d tease you mercilessly by grinding her ass against you, maybe even rub her breasts on your face 8D

Edward: I really do think he’s the type who would buy many sex toys, so he’d use a whole lot of them on you. Not sure what kind of sex toys existed during his time, but if it’s modern-day Edward I could totally see him using remote controlled toys to torment you, or tie you up while he goes through your favourite toys and tease you with them.

Adéwalé: A spanking intermixed with playing on your erogenous zones. He’d demand you to count the blows; with the way he’s teasing you of course you’re going to screw up the counting one way or the other. And when you do, he’d ask you to reset and go back to 1.

Shay: He’d do a very naughty game of coin tossing. He’d tease you with his fingers and every time he sees that you’re close, he’d stop and toss the coin. If it lands on the side you didn’t take he’d completely back away, let you calm down, before starting up again. This could go on forever. Just hope and pray that it’d land on the side you took. ;D

Haytham: Like Connor, the silent treatment, but colder and way more calculated. He’d turn cold and very formal to the point that you’d feel like you REALLY fucked it up and you’d readily go on your knees and apologise to him if he asked you to, but nope. He wouldn’t ask you to. While he addresses you very formally, his stares are a different matter. He’s challenging you to go on your knees and beg on your own volition, and you know he’s not an easy lover to please.

Arno: Like Ezio I think he’ll punish you by touching and caressing you all over until you go crazy, but he will tie you up. He’ll ask you to watch him while he does whatever he pleases to your body. And you can’t close your eyes. Ever. Because if you do he’d punish you even more by letting his tongue do really wicked things to your erogenous spots.

Shao Jun: Since I headcanon her as someone who’s into shibari she’ll definitely use that technique to tie you up and have you suspended. She loves seeing you being helpless and completely under her mercy; what she’ll do to you depends on how naughty you were.

Arbaaz: He’d make you wear a chastity belt and then he’d make sure to excite you and basically leave you in this sexual haze, but you can’t do anything because you’re wearing the belt. You’d be begging for him to unlock the damned thing to the point that you’d be willing to do everything he demands.

Evie: She’s going to withhold everything and be a huge tease. No touching and she’ll scold you whenever you try to touch her, reminding you that every time you do so it just adds an hour more to her “no touch” punishment. She’ll do everything to make sure you break, though, like leaning close to you or looking like she’s reaching for you, but she’s actually just reaching something behind you. And when she finally gives in and allows you to have sex with her (of course she’s on top and in control), she’s going to make sure you’re so close to orgasming before stopping, completely withdrawing from you, telling you that she needs to take a bath, and that you deserve to be left alone because you’ve been really naughty. You’d end up knocking on the bathroom door, begging to be let in. ;D

Jacob: He’d deprive you, blindfolding you and binding your wrists. He knows that having you solely rely on your hearing makes you very sensitive to even the smallest sounds. So he’d go very quiet and even pretend to leave the room, only to scare the shit out of you by suddenly whispering in your ear. It starts off funny at first, like him going, “Boo!” or “Hey li’l mama lemme whisper in your ear” But as he goes on the words he whispers in your ear would get filthier and very detailed. Oh, and I mentioned in a few asks that he’s into orgasm denial, so he’ll definitely use that. He’d closely watch your face, slowing down when he sees that you’re close. You’d curse at him for being cruel and he’d be a little shit about it, like he’d go, “If you come before I tell you to you’d find just how cruel I could be.” (Question is – would you want him to show you his cruel side? 8D)

~ Signora Paola


I’m going to base these punishments on the kinks I listed for each character in this other ask we received.

Desmond: since he is into Photography/Videotaping he would send you videos/pictures of your latest encounters to your phone or e-mail when you’re at class or at work to torment you, making sure the vibration/sounds settings were ready for it so people could hear/see them. You would be helpless because in the videos both of you look lost in pleasure and you can’t be with him in that moment.

Altair: As a master, since I think he would be into Pet play, he would remove your collar (one of the greatest punishments as it means you’re no longer his to play with) and ignore your existence, which Altair would pull off perfectly. This will make you feel lonely, unloved, useless and super needy… You’ll have to be very good in order to get your master’s attention again.

Ezio: Il mentore is into

Strip Tease so he would tie you up and strip for you very teasingly and suggestively. You can only watch but not touch and it drives you insane, specially when he can touch you, but doesn’t seem to be interested in pleasing you or helping achieve your release. He also touches himself, which makes you squirm wishing you could touch him yourself.

Connor: Now, Rope play can be also used as a punishment, specially when teasing and tormenting your partner are your priorities. Connor would bound you so you can’t move or touch him and then proceeds to run his mouth all over your skin, avoiding your sensitive areas. He would kiss, lick, suck and bite your skin leaving marks you can’t easily cover. Talk about being a tease…

Aveline: Since she’s a fan of Suspension binding you in an uncomfortable position would be a good punishment for you, specially once that deprives your sense, by making your blood flow leave your extremities basically leaving senseless in your arms or legs. Of course this practice can’t be sustained for a lot fo time, but while you’re there, you really think twice on being naughty again.

Edward: He would mix Knife play with Fear play, blindfolding you and running the blades very close to your skin and most erogenous zones. You can’t see what he’s doing, and even fear a little bit of what might happen, but he never hurts you. He might leave some scratches or abrasions on your skin just so you remember not to be naughty again.

Adéwalé: In this case he would invert the Temperature play you’re used too. If you prefer Ice play, he would not use it at all, instead he would use warm oils, stones or toys that could burn you a little, not to hurt you, but to avoid you getting pleasure from them. This can also be inverted if you’re more into warm objects, he would then use ice to annoy you ad deprive you from feeling pleasure.

Shay: Here, instead of letting his hand, paddle or flog sting your skin, as Impact play, suggests he would not hit you at all. He knows you’re turned on with those things, so instead he uses objects such as feathers, silks and velvet to run over your skin. The sensation, which for other might be pleasing, doesn’t really excited you as hits would. It’s kind of a torture.

Haytham: Since he’s into Choking he would hold you down putting pressure on your neck, as always, but when you’re reaching your limit (which is heightened by the sensation of having no air) he suddenly stops chocking you making you lose your drive and excitement a little bit.He would continue to do this until you begged him for a good choke and release.

Arno: Now, Wax play can be used as both a sensual foreplay or a hot sexual, arousing foreplay. Depending on what you like, let’s say in this case you prefer the hot pain for the wax, Arno would instead use different candles that melt in lower temperatures. They feel nice and warm, but they don’t get you where you want to be. You’ll have to beg…

Shao Jun: In this case, Shao Jun is the flexible one capable of getting into impossible position for you, so she could simply deny you the pleasure of having her in those positions or she could ask you to hold one of those position so she can have you. Let me tell you some of these Flexibility/Contortionism positions can be painful to maintain, so that’s her punishment for you.

Arbaaz: While Food play can be all fun and games, it can also become an excellent way to punish your partner. He would incorporate food you don’t like or food that’s sticky or uncomfortable on the skin, making you less aroused or needy for what you like so much.

Evie: Caning, as a form of Impact play, can be both used to please as well to punish. If you’re been a bad partner, you can bet she will use that cane of hers to hurt you, until you beg for forgiveness or to be pleased. She could, also refrain from using her cane at all, which you would miss very much in bed.

Jacob: Since he’s into all the Ear play & Dirty Talk he would, of course deprive you of such sensations by covering your ears. You can’t feel his breath close to them or his sensuous voice dirty talking to you, which would drive you insane as you can feel him there, but not hear him. He knows how much his voice affects you, so he could, also, refrain from saying anything… Now that sounds awful.

~Claudia

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Dear mods, if the assassins lived in modern day what would be their fake jobs, i.e. cover jobs that their girlfriends/boyfriends would use when introducing them to their parents for example? I need it for research purposes;)

April 9, 2016

Although you asked for “fake jobs,” I honestly do think these could be their real jobs to “hide” that what they really do. Kind of like a superhero needing a real job to hide their secret identity 😀

Altaïr: Professor at the department of Humanities (or maybe History or Philosophy) and Dean of the Graduate Studies in a university.

Ezio: “Former” model. He still models especially if it’s for a big brand, but he’s mostly a restaurateur.

Connor: Pilot, now training to be an astronaut. He nearly failed because of the height requirements (he too tol for space apparently), but his skills as a pilot and his background in astrophysics makes him a great candidate (yes I am projecting way too much of my fantasies).

Aveline: Head chef in one of Ezio’s restaurants.

Edward: Host of his own wildly popular travel show and professional daredevil. Like think Anthony Bourdain + Evel Knievel.

Adéwalé: Gym instructor and owner + tour guide. Has been featured in Edward’s show multiple times because his audience loves him.

Shay: Professional blogger + journalist + YouTube celebrity. Has some sort of rivalry with Arno hurhur. His fans and Arno’s fans really love to tear each other apart in the comments section, which adds to their rivalry.

Haytham: CEO of a tech company. He doesn’t know much about programming, but he’s great with management. Is also a fan of Shay and his blog, and is probably one of his most ardent YouTube defenders (guess what his YouTube username is).

Arno: Professional blogger + YouTube celebrity. Although he started blogging about food, he branched out to other topics and has a popular YouTube vlog. Is rivals with Shay because the topics they talk about are pretty much the same.

Shao Jun: Model + actress + singer. She’s what you call a “triple threat” although she’s mostly popular as a singer (because that’s where she started).

Arbaaz: Computer programmer + game developer. I see him being the “face” that his company uses whenever they have to promote a game, so he’s also partly a marketing person. 😀

Evie: Head of a big ad agency, started as a copywriter who worked her way up. Also has a background on design, but words is where her real strength lies.

Jacob: Photographer. He’s an all-around guy, but his strengths lie on fashion and still life photography, which works perfectly with Evie’s ad agency. He’s really popular among the major modelling agencies because the models – both male and female – really like him. Does voice acting on the side. *coughs*

~ Signora Paola


I leaning more in to thinking they would actually work and be Assassins, so here’s my list.

Altair: Model. His serious demeanor and killer looks have made him popular among many brands of clothes, perfumes and many other consumables.

Ezio: Actor. He would start in almost any kind of movie: romantic, comedies, action, adventure…

Connor: Personal Trainer. He’s an excellent trainer, pushes you to your limits, but reassures you when you need it. Connor also trains people in diverse fighting techniques.

Aveline: Hotel Line CEO. After the success opening a hotel in her hometown, she decided to open her own line of hotels around the country, which quickly became popular for their affordable price, yet luxurious accommodations.

Edward: International DJ. Since he loves traveling and good music, he drops the bass from time to time. Today in Paris, tomorrow in Ibiza…

Adéwalé: Dance instructor. I keep thinking Adé would be an amazing dancer and teacher! His academy specializes in ballroom dances, but they offer other style as well.

Shay: Host of a Night Show. Sort of like Fallon or Kimmel, where he would invite his guests to play games, sing or dance. Don’t miss the Tonight Show with Shay Cormac, 10:00pm!

Haytham: Head of a Law Firm. I’ve always seen Haytham as a man of words, so being a lawyer seems like something he would do. I don’t think he would lose a case.

Arno: Fashion Designer. Because, let’s be honest, Unity’s outfits were amazing and Arno looks like he has great a taste when it comes to clothing or decoration, so I think he would be a recognized fashion designer.

Shao Jun: Museum Curator. No one understand and appreciates art as Shao Jun. She has worked for the most famous museum like MOMA in New York, the Louvre, Paris.

Arbaaz: Five Star Chef. Again, I have no idea what I keep relating him to food, but I feel he would be fantastic as one. His specialties would be spicy food and pastries.

Evie: Journalist. Seeing as she kept all her memories in her journal, she would be the type of journalist that does good research and publishes the news no other would. She helps her brother on his website.

Jacob: Independent travel specialist. We know Jacob is not good with rules, so working for someone wouldn’t be his thing. So, he has a website dedicated to record his travels around the world finding good food, drink, and awesome things to do. Evie helps him manage his website.

~Claudia

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What are your tattoo headcanons? As in, what tats do you think the Assassins would have, and if they would do matching ones with their SO?

April 6, 2016

I could say something for Edward, but he already has some lol. So I’ll start with the others–

Desmond: he’d have the Assassin symbol somewhere on the inside of his arm, or on the back of his shoulder. I don’t think he’d do matching ones with his SO unless she can keep the organization a secret, and make sure not to betray him like Lucy did…

Aveline: I think she would have some geometric, First Civilization designs on her arms.

Shay: He’d get one on the back of his neck that only you could see if he ties his hair up. And it would be the Templar Cross tattoo.

– Ezio


I won’t include characters that already have tattoos obviously 😀 I’m also linking the designs to give you a better idea on how they’d look like.

Altaïr: A wing on his back that extends to his arm. I don’t really see it as an eagle motif, more like a “fallen angel” kind of theme. His SO can get a matching one on their other arm 😀

Ezio: A geometric tattoo that extends from forearm to his hand. Or something simple like this on his forearm.

Connor: Setting aside the natural choices like tattoos that respect his culture, for some reason I see him (his modern self especially) getting a pretty badass looking 3D tattoo like this.

Aveline: This one on her back.

Adéwalé: A simple design that runs the length of his spine like this

Haytham: I don’t really see him as someone who would get a tattoo, but for the sake of this question I can see him as someone who would get something subtle such as the Crux constellation on his hip, something that he could hide with his underwear XD

Shay: His favourite quotes tattooed around his wrists.

Arno: A text that goes “Insert coin in slot” just above his butt This design on his lower back (HEY I have you guys to thank for discovering the religion that is Arno’s Butt Appreciation™) I can see his SO getting the same on their belly XD

Shao Jun: Something like this around her wrist. Her SO would get the same one on their wrists, too.

Arbaaz: Geometric mandala designs on his legs and maybe even his arms.

Evie: Something sneaky, like a pretty but small flower tattoo on her lower back, maybe something like this.

~ Signora Paola


Same, I will only mention those who, to my knowledge, don’t have tattoos

Altaïr: Tribal designs on his upper or lower arms, both arms.

Ezio: Flowers or something romantic on his lower torso, you would have to take his pants off to see it… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Connor: Anchor or native totems (wolf, eagle or bear) on his big, muscular back.

Aveline: Birds or flowers on the back of her neck, only a few selected get to see it.

Adéwalé: Some skulls or crosses on his chest, but also ropes or anchors since he;s a sailor as well.

Haytham: A subtle templar cross on his chest, over his heart.

Shay: Tribal design on his back or maybe some sailor design on his torso.

Arno: Most likely a watercolor tattoo of the French flag on his back and maybe Elise’s name tattooed on his chest.

Shao Jun: A dragon tattoo that starts with the head at her shoulder and runs all the way to her thigh.

Arbaaz: I like thinking he has a cobra tattoo in his back.

Evie: Would probably have the Assassin crest in her wrist, or maybe another symbol on the back of her ears.

~Claudia

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Hi Ezio! I don’t know if you received my question but just in case you didn’t: Signore, I’m just curious what the story is behind ‘the face’ [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)] and what makes it so perfetto. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know it’s a silly question, but I see ‘the face’ used around here a lot.

April 2, 2016

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ahh yes the face~

To be honest, it’s sort of an inside joke between me and my role-playing friends, and it just…kind of spilled over to how I manage this blog, eheh. The story goes like this:

We happen to stumble upon one of those poorly written Ezio drabbles, and in the scene, Ezio and some OC kiss each other–and just the way it was written was so bad, we couldn’t help but laugh. And the moment Ezio pulled away, he whispered, “Perfecto….”

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Okay first of all, that’s the WRONG LANGUAGE LMAAAAOOOOOO

Second of all, it’s…

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It’s not:

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As for the ‘face’? It just…somehow kinda found its way into that crazy madness, and so now we just end up calling it the ‘Perfecto face’ instead of ‘Le Lenny Face’ lol. And we use it every time now we find something…

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~ Signore Ezio

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April 2, 2016

Well, someone is very happy to see that he’s dominating the Secluded Haystack at the moment, isn’t he. Jacob (x3) has even given us a rousing dance number just to show his appreciation. No food involved, unfortunately, but it’s all in the spirit of the Fiesta that’s going on right now ;D

From all of us here in La Rosa in Fiore we thank you very much for your support of the Haystack! Here’s to more dirty drabbles and hopefully more characters! Surely Signore Frye should share the limelight with someone else. And who knows – maybe he’ll dance with the others next time. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

(Behold the video source and its official music video)

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Question to the admins: So I know we’ve talked a lot about the male Assassins and their voices, but what about some of the female characters and their voices? They’re just as pleasing to hear and they’re so lovely in their own way. So I was wondering which major female character (Assassin, Templar or otherwise) has the lovelier voice in your opinions? I personally like Evie and Aveline’s voices. – Flustered Anon

March 31, 2016

I love Kaniehtí:io’s voice. I’ve always had a thing for lower pitched female voices. ;D

~ Signora Paola


I adored Elise’s voice, it’s charming and enchanting.

~Claudia


She hasn’t been popular lately on this blog (and I’m still hoping that someone would send in some nice sexy secrets for her), and I’ve now just started playing AC Rogue, but I really like Hope Jensen’s voice….especially in the way she orders Shay around with it…uhhhhh…that could go down a dirty way. ;D (especially the part where Hope goes, ‘Have your skills actually *grown*, Shay?’ can have a sexual connotation to it huehuehue)

– Ezio


Ahh Mary’s voice sends shivers up my spine all the time!

-Sister Teodora

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What kind of job the assassin’s (and templars) would like to do during our times?

March 30, 2016

Hmmmmm can it be slightly earlier? I got some ideas for some 20th century stuff–

Edward: He’d work at a speakeasy place in Florida–bootlegging booze all the way from Cuba. Although he would try to make sure that Bacardi Rum becomes widespread in the US, and try to make sure that the Prohibition repeal gets passed in order to do this. He’d also be the type to wana give out his disposable income to anyone and everyone he meets on the street, always carrying around a fat wad of cash with him just to shoo everyone away with money.

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Adéwalé: He’d originally be part of the Irish-British-Italian-Jewish-’coloreds’ crime syndicate of New York/New Jersey/Chicago/Los Angeles/Las Vegas/Florida, but along the line he’d get tired of the criminal life and instead join Haytham’s nightclub as an employee. He’d be a bar tender or a waiter, but wants no part of the actual bootleg operation.

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Ezio: Would be part of said crime syndicate and work for the infamous Lucky Luciano, Al Capone, Johnny Torio, and the like. Gotta have that Italian mafia, yes? He’d own an Italian restaurant but use it as a meeting at night for the Italian mob–also he sells booze at his restaurant. He’d also meet up with Al in Chicago from time to time and spend some uhhh…lovely time at that cat house that Al Capone does some bouncer work at. 😛

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Haytham: He’d be a dirty, retired politician that owns a jazz nightclub. It caters specifically to Whites, but would have a majority of Black employees. In reality, he’s using the club as a front to sell booze under Prohibition.

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Aveline: Would work at said nightclub as a singer, but has absolutely no part in the criminal activities. Sure she’ll drink every now and then, but has no connection to the crime syndicate.

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Connor: He’d be the kid that tried to go to an Ivy League university or something but struggle with it, and also get into a lot of trouble with the drinking and boozing thanks to his bootlegging dad and gramps. Like I’m just trying to imagine 19/20-something year-old Connor trying to throw a booze party with other students for the first time, just to fit in and be as cool as possible. Instead, he gets in trouble with the law and his smooth talker of a politician dad tries to get him out of it. This would inspire him to study law later on and wants no part in any of the criminal activities of his family.

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Shay: Also would be a ‘prohee’ agent at first, but would quit later on after unsuccessfully trying to reveal the Kenway’s (barring Connor) criminal operations–and instead land himself in the middle of the crime syndicate itself, unwillingly working for mob bosses like Al Capone and co.

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Hmm…I think I’ve been watching a little too much of Boardwalk Empire….I blame my friend @its-sarah-bridget for this and the whole sexy Kenways-in-suits thing for kickstarting this brilliant AU we have mwahaha~

– Signore Ezio