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July 20, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our What they do when they’re having rough sex ask meme! ♥

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Evie’s so used to keeping her emotions in check that we imagine that when she wants rough sex, she wouldn’t say anything. She’d keep quiet, but when you feel her fingernails digging deep into your back (or butt ;D) you know she’s really feeling it. When you feel her clawing you, scratching deep in your skin (maybe even deep enough to draw a bit of blood), you know she’s far gone. She might even bite you (which may be a Frye trait) to keep quiet (because she’s still trying to keep her emotions in check). Who knows – if you do her just right, you might even have her screaming. 😉

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Spanking and a bit of hair pulling. He’s the type who would do doggystyle if he wants it rough. He’d spank you because he likes the view of your buttocks turning dark under his ministrations, and the hair pulling is especially arousing for him because it makes you completely under his mercy and control. So, make sure your hair is long and/or can easily be seized with his hand 😉

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Like Desmond, he’d spank you, but he’d be more of the “Obey me or else” sort. We think that once he’s really into the rough sex, his dominant side would manifest even more. If you tell him and give him your consent that you’re into a bit of choking and/or slapping he’d give it to you. Maybe assert his authority even more by demanding that you answer him every time he asks you question (while you’re having sex, yes – would you be able to even answer him at that point?).

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He’d try to rein himself in. At first. You’d know he’s close to bursting when he starts gripping hard whichever he could reach – bedsheet, headboard, maybe even you. He’d be a little horrified seeing his own handprints on your skin, but once you assure him that you love it there’s no turning back. When he’s really feeling it, be prepared to be restrained. He’d have your hands clasped behind your back or over your head (depending on your position), with his huge hand keeping it still. Like Desmond with his hair pulling, this is so arousing for him because it makes you utterly under his mercy.

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He’d fuck you so hard you’d leave a hole in the bed (an exaggeration, but there is some truth in it, isn’t it?). Or have things fall off if you’re on a table… thumping sounds if it’s against the wall… etc. Basically, just grab onto something because he’s not playing. 😉 As mentioned in Evie’s, biting is a Frye trait and we think Jacob is especially proficient in doing it because he loves seeing his own teeth marks all over your skin. He’d also leave numerous hickeys so get ready to cover them up… unless you want to show them off.

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July 15, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our ‘How would they react the 1st time they hear their lover scream their name’ ask meme! ♥ We apologize for the lateness of our responses, but hope you enjoy them nonetheless!

For this theme, imagine you’re getting hot and heavy with the following assassins and, suddenly, the mix of pleasure, lust and desire its too much so you scream their names at the top of your lungs. Here’s the reaction:

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He’s like you, lost in pleasure and desire, but that doesn’t stop him from hearing you call out his name. He would stop, fearing he hurt you or did something wrong, but you reassure him by saying that it’s not pain you feel but immense pleasure. That alone ignites his lust for you and he becomes more determined to make you shout of his name again and again, loving the way it sounds coming from your mouth, hitting those spots that make you lose your mind and surrender to him… he might even get bossy and ask for you to shout out his true name!

Il Mentore would be very, very pleased with you shouting his name, after all it means that whatever he’s doing is going very well for you. He would relish the sounds of your pleading voice full of passion, and would praise you for it in Italian, fueling your desire even more. He would ask you to keep doing it or to start describing what you’re feeling, so he knows what triggers those shouts out of you. He would praise your voice and your body and try his best to keep you shouting his name.

He would be caught in the moment, his need for you being too much to handle. As soon as he hears his name coming from your lips he would reply with yours, moaning it into your ear, letting you hear how vulnerable you make him and how much he needs you. As you repeat his name he would repeat yours, like a mantra to keep him anchored to you and to prolong the pleasure for as long as he can, because you make him feel good and he wants you to know it and, above all else, feel it.

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Oh, he would tease you… he would say that he has to be very good at what he’s doing for you to lose control like that! He would smile, chuckle and remark how lovely your voice sounds when you scream his name and how he now wants you to scream again. He would ask you what specifically made you scream, all while teasing your body, until he hits that spot again. We hope you’re ready because he can be very persistent. After that, he would still tease you for being a screamer, but he enjoys it nonetheless.

A passionate lover that would reciprocate love and passion to you after you scream his name. He would find it adorable and very sexual, especially in the way your voice sounds. He would shower your face with kisses and whisper sweet words of encouragement in French to you, as he keep hitting that spot that makes you shout over and over again. He would lean his forehead against yours, gaze searching, as you try very hard to control yourself… only to hear him asking you to let go.

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To all you ladies out there, who do you think are the perfect actors to play the roles of the assassins if there ever was a live action movie about them? *cough* Shay Cormac *cough**cough* Mads Mikkelsen *cough*

July 13, 2016

For characters whose voice actors are film/TV actors themselves, it seems the obvious choice is that the actors would play as their characters (Noah Watts as Connor, Adrian Hough as Haytham, Paul Amos as Jacob, etc.) but for the others who don’t have a big film/TV repertoire…

Aveline (funny thing is her actress does have a big resumé, except she’s super White and then of course tumblr will throw a fit about ‘black-facing’ if Ubisoft uses Aveline’s VA…whatever *shrug* so I would say this person below instead):

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Zoe Saldana; she kinda had the look down in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Shao Jun (also has a voice actress that doesn’t match character’s ethnicity):

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Zhang Ziyi

Adéwalé:

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Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje. Yes, same-name actor as Adéwalé.

Desmond:

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Milo Ventimiglia.

Okay, I guess I’ll make one exception for Haytham Kenway. I think Jon Hamm should play him, but only in a modern AU setting:

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Why? Because dat moment when you morph their faces and nothing happens. I’m convinced that Ubisoft secretly used Jon Hamm for the rest of Haytham’s facial rendering.

I wouldn’t mind a suave, business savvy, Mad Men-like Kenway, at all, not at all…

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– Ezio Auditore

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July 8, 2016

Connor VS Jacob

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Dio mio, are you seriously making me choose between these two? Since we received two prompts for both, can I just say that I’ll answer Connor in @artsymistress​’ message and Jacob in anon’s?

…..No? Merda. Fine. *whispering*Jacob*whispering*

Connor and I can do a very interesting horizontal tango in space since I highly doubt Jacob has the grace to pull off zero gravity sex *coughs*

Haytham VS Edward

Haytham. I feel like things would end soon with Edward. DON’T SHOOT ME.

Edward VS Jacob

Team Edward VS Team Jacob, huh? Thank God my name isn’t Bella. ;P I’ll go for the werewolf–errr, I mean Jacob. ;D

Edward VS Shay

Shay. I AM SO SORRY, EDWARD. I KNOW YOU’RE FUN IN BED, BUT I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU WOULD BE A WHAM-BAM-THANK-YOU-MA’AM SORT.

~ Signora Paola


  1. Connor, but also because I haven’t played Syndicate yet so I can’t really say much about Jacob *orz
  2. Same as above
  3. Hmm, a tough one…I’d say Haytham, but that could also be because I’ve now started writing my Haytham/reader fic and that Templar is all I can think about lately, lol.
  4. Eddy
  5. ugggh tough choices! Okay, Shay.

– Ezio Auditore


This ask meme’s really unfair to me… >.>

Connor vs. Jacob (x2)

  • Ha, since we got this one twice… Why not both Connor & Jacob? I’m very bad at choosing the best of two worlds, please don’t hold it against me~

Haytham vs. Edward

  • Hmmm… I can’t help it, Haytham has a very sensual allure to me.

Edward vs. Jacob

  • Jacob, sorry pirate king!!!

Edward vs. Shay

  • Shay all the way (That rhymes~)

~Claudia

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In the spirit of having just seen Magic Mike XXL, I can’t help but ask; what do you lovely people think everyone (including Haytham and Shay) would wear for their “male entertainer” themes? ;D

July 5, 2016
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That’s what they would all wear.

– from the ladies of Rosa in Fiore

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July 1, 2016

Well, it looks like our resident assassino has won this round of dirty polls again! We have received 231 votes in total and 38% of you voted for Signore Ezio!

The breakdown of the results is as follows:

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The question is – will Ezio dominate our next round of dirty polls (which is coming very soon)? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) Only time will tell, but for now, congratulations Ezio!


I am the POLL KING~

– Ezio Auditore

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This is mostly humorous than dirty but can we get a headcanon of how the assassins try to hide their boners in public because as I come to understand they can just happen randomly. He he I’m so immature.

June 30, 2016

Altaïr: He doesn’t even care–

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Maybe he hides it by just keeping his legs together, and then his robes will fall back into their natural spot.

Jacob: TOP HAT M’LADY; HE’D HIDE IT WITH HIS TOP HAT

Connor: ….There’s no way he can hide that boner. I mean just look at those tight trousers–

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Maybe he’d try covering it with his robes idk. lol

Edward: Just like Jacob, he uses THE HAT, THE PIRATE HAT M’LADY

Adéwalé: He’d hide it by running into the ocean and swimming.

Haytham: like this–

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Ezio: why should I hide mine? That’s how you get the ladies.

– Ezio Auditore

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Not a confession, though, but a curious question. I was watching Evie Frye participating in Fight Clubs in YouTube and I can’t help notice her bust. What do you think is her bust size? I bet Elise’s is bigger than Evie’s. :3

June 28, 2016

To be honest, it’s hard to tell from just looking…need Evie Fyre here and now to…touch….and measure….but I’ll take a guess. She seems to have a wide rib cage, so her band measurement is probably 38 inches:

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For the bust, she can be anywhere from D to H. And while she may have large bust for her frame, they look like they’re pretty shallow and don’t stick out as much:

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So I take it she’s either 38G (US)/38F (UK). This puts her in ‘plus size’ category, even though Evie has an athletic build. She just has a really large body frame…kinda like Venus and Serena Williams or so.

I guessed Elise’s a while back (for a ‘friend’, uh-uh, sure…lol) which was harder to do, and it was slightly random, but her rib cage looks smaller so I thought she was at least on a 32 band:

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She seems to almost have the same cup volume as Evie, and her breasts don’t look shallow at all:

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Since we only ever see her wear thick clothing, I think that diminishes her size a bit, so she’s kind of bigger than what her clothes give away. So I still think she’s either a 34D or a 32DDD (US)/32E (UK).

So really, I think she shares almost (but not quite) the same CC’s (cubic centimeters) as Evie, just less shallow and more confined to a smaller body frame.

Then again, this is all wild mass guessing, so don’t take my word for it. But you’re free to make these measurements your head-canon. ;P

– Ezio Auditore

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This is a dirty Ask the Admin message, hopefully I see it one day! (Sorry if it’s already been asked, but I didn’t go through the whole tag). How do you think the assassins would approach oral? Who would be a tease? Who would see it all the way to the end and who would be unable to control them-self and plunge into the next stage? Also, from a friend: what place on the body is the boys favourite place to finish? We both adore this blog!

June 22, 2016

I’ve already responded to how the Assassins/Templars would approach cunnilingus here. o/ As for your second question (if they would see it all the way to the end or if they would be unable to control themselves), I believe it really depends on the situation and how much they’re willing to delay their pleasure at any given moment. 😉

As for your third question: What place on the body is the boys’ favourite place to finish?

Desmond: Breasts and torso. He loves the sight of it mixing with your sweat. And if your breasts are particularly big I think he’d love the sight of it dripping from them, too.

Altair: Your face, perhaps a bit on your hair as well. He loves seeing your beautiful face with his cum. I think of all the characters he’s the one who loves facial the most. ;D

Ezio: I think he’s the type who would actually love to come inside you, but if it’s not possible then I think he would settle for the next best thing: Your lower belly and on your pubic area (even better for him if you didn’t shave down there because he’d love to see your hairs “decorated” with his cum).

Connor: He’d be really gentlemanly about it, would talk to you about it beforehand and make it clear where he’s “allowed” to. I don’t think there’s anything that would be off-limits for you, though, especially when he’s so sweet and considerate like that. ;D

Edward: Your breasts, mainly. But if you’re doing it doggy-style, he’d very much like to finish all over your butt. Would probably spread it all over, too, because ehem. BOOTY.

Adéwalé: Like Edward, I think he’d love to finish on your butt, so his preferred position is doggy-style (or some kind of variant like the more athletic wheelbarrow ehem).

Shay: Your breasts. Would probably play around with them and motorboat your cleavage to boot (I think aside from Edward he’s the one who loves this the most ;D).

Haytham: Like Connor, I think he’d be a gentleman about it. He’d ask you if it’s okay and where you want it. Don’t let that gentlemanly behaviour make you think he’s not kinky, though. I think he’s the type who would like rubbing it all over your body. 😀

Arno: In a previous message that asked what the characters’ fetishes are, I replied that Arno’s would be bukkake and creampie. So, I think he’d love to finish either in your face or, well, see it dripping down from either one of your holes. *coughs*

Arbaaz: Of all the characters I think he’s the one who’s not particularly picky on where to finish. Every part of your body where he cums is a good place for him.

Jacob: Your face especially your mouth, although I think he’s not very particular about this. He can come anywhere else in your body and he’d find it extremely hot simply because he wants to see you “marked” by him. And if you complain about being “dirty” he’d offer to clean you. With his tongue.

~ Signora Paola


I’m guessing ours answers will fuel some confessions. Here are mine:

Desmond: He loves to come in your mouth, the sensations your give him and the face your make while taking all he has to offer please him. Plus, it’s not messy.

Altair: He likes to touches himself and comes over your, it doesn’t matter where it lands, as long as it’s on you. He loves watching the drops and strings of his seed drip and run over your skin.

Ezio: He prefers coming in your entrance, not inside, but not far from it. He finds it alluring, seeing his cum over, and possibly, in you, the doubt making him smile while catching his breath over you.

Connor: I think he would love coming inside you most of the time and when he’s taking you from behind, going rough on you, he would love to come on your back from time to time.

Edward: He would love coming on your breasts the most. Maybe when you give him a titjob or a blowjob and he comes he has to see them covered with his cum and he probably remarks on how good it looks on you.

Adéwalé: I’m thinking he likes to come on your face from time to time, sometimes your mouth. But there’s something on coming on your face that pleases him the most.

Shay: He loves coming on your face, seeing you your lovely face/hair covered with it makes him smile evilly at you and remarks that that look suits you very well.

Haytham: I see him enjoying coming on your Mons pubis, enjoying how it runs through your skin or hairs and drips into your entrance. The satisfaction on his face would make you yearn for him again.

Arno: I see him as the romantic guy, but I believe he enjoys coming in your belly the most. It’s intimate and he doesn’t have to stop holding or looking at you while he comes.

Arbaaz: He likes to come over your butt cheeks the most, he things is like the icing on a cake: the perfect thing to decorate an already lovely view.

Jacob: He’s not picky when it choosing were to come: face, chest, belly, inside, back, or anywhere else… He will do it wherever he likes and he will praise you for it.

~Claudia

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June 21, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our What do they do when they’re horny? ask meme! ♥

For this theme specifically, let us imagine that you – the object of their desires – are in the same room as them and you aren’t exactly alone. Perhaps you have friends around or you are in the middle of some secret Assassin/Templar meeting or something else all together. It could be anywhere as long as there are other people ;D

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He’d try to make subtle innuendos first, probably even attempt (badly) to saying clever puns. Like maybe saying, “Hey, wanna do a coin flip? What do you think are my chances of getting head?” (Goddamit, Desmond. You and puns don’t mix.) You’d know he would be feeling REALLY frisky, though, when he stops joking around and becomes more direct. Like he’d send you a text message describing exactly what he wants to do to you. And if he’s really feeling it he might even subtly play with the crotch area of his pants, idly showing you that he’s hard. *coughs*

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Very hands-y and direct. Like once you turn your back towards him, he’d try to corner you somewhere a little more private and press himself against your back, letting you feel how hard he is. He’d then whisper all the dirty things he wants to do to you and being the little shit he is, he’d even hump against you – it’s all very subtle that it’s not noticeable by everyone else, but you can definitely feel how turned on he is. He’d probably do this several times, his words getting filthier each time. He wants to tease you so badly as some sort of “revenge” because you’re making him feel this way. 😉

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He’d attempt to forget it first. He wants to believe that he’s stronger than his urges. So he’d drink a lot to keep his mind off it, but the problem is – the more intoxicated he gets, the bolder he becomes. At first it’s all intense looks and licking lips, but it wouldn’t take long before he’d stand up, grab you, and unceremoniously drag you somewhere more private. There wouldn’t even be words.

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Of all these fine gentlemen, he would be the one who would try SO HARD (lol see what we did there) to suppress it. He’s so much into self-control that we think him getting aroused in a middle of a, say, meeting or in any situation that required proper behaviour would appall him. So, he’d try everything to keep himself calm, but it would be obvious with the way his face would close off, all tense, and/or how he’d clench his fists, for example. He’d probably even make himself tea because it’s a way to calm himself down. If you try to break that self-control, though? Just be prepared for some punishment later. 😉

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Like Haytham, he’d attempt to control it. At first. He’d start fidgeting and try to avoid eye contact, because he knows that you can read him well. He doesn’t have the same amount of self-control as his father, though. So it wouldn’t take him long to give in. He’d stop feeling shy and give you that look – mysterious to everyone else, but so clear and potent for you that he might as well be ordering you to take off your clothes. Ehem. If he’s nearby (like sitting beside you), he’d do that Thigh Touch™ as well.

And as a bonus! Because it was Aveline’s birthday yesterday and we unfortunately didn’t receive any birthday confessions about her

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The very epitome of a sly minx. Very, very subtle, but her actions say something else. She starts with knowing smiles and a come-hither look. Once you’re within her grasp she’ll do anything to distract you – starting from showing more of her cleavage. She’d probably even go, “I’m a bit cold” in a small, vulnerable voice while hugging herself, showing more of that cleavage and tempting you to either hug her tightly or maybe even cop a feel (or both). She’s going to keep teasing, though. Maybe step back to cool yourselves a little before she’d start another tactic.