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What would our Assassins (and Templars, why not?) cook for their beloved one for first time?

August 15, 2016

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Desmond: He’d probably do something super hip NYC fusion food of whatever, because fusion food is hip and cool and fits into the bar & nightclub scene that he works at (before he got kidnapped by Abstergo)

Altaïr: Shawarma, the Middle Eastern equivalent of the ‘burrito’.

He’d pull off an Iron Man and take his beloved to Shawarma Palace after kicking some butt lmao

Ezio: The most molto bene pene pasta ever ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) okay maybe he’ll save the pene pasta for much much later lol…nah instead he’d make Ravioli Nudi

Connor: Tekarihstóyen (Mohawk for ‘Fry bread’–or should I say FRYE Bread? *shot* Mind you, I keep on typing “Frye Bread” into the search engines now lmao). Sooooo unhealthy but SO GOOD. Dip it in honey and it taste even better hnnnngh just make sure to not eat it all the time lol.

Tagging @thenoahwatts because this reminded me of that one time on his Twitch channel, where half of us would always end up steering the Twich chat convo into food or porn…or both…

Aveline: Jambalaya yum yum yum mmmm or seafood gumbo YUMMY

Edward: Welsh Cakes. Perfect for breakfast~

Adéwalé: Callaloo. It’s a traditional Caribbean dish that has West African roots. Very tasty and full of greens~

Shay: Irish stew. Simple but super delish and meaty~

Haytham: Tarragon chicken salad tea sandwiches, for tea time~

Arno: Puits d’amour ♥

Shao Jun: Chinese hot pot! Aw man she’d not only be cooking for her beloved, but also for their entire family as well lol. She’d invite them all to her house and they’d be going at it for 6 hours straight, sitting there and eating this hot pot meal. I mean you can literally make this into a 21-course meal almost I mean just look at all that food it’s almost like Korean BBQ or Japanese Yakiniku YUM

Arbaaz: Chicken Tikka Masala. Super delicious chicken meal, packed with aromatic Indian spices. I think Evie would love it lol it’s like British-Indian fusion almost~

Evie: Beef Wellington. I think it’s one of her special recipes she reserves for Christmas. Just watching this video is making me want one soooo bad

Jacob: Buttered toast, burnt at the edges. ~/o/ Okay, okay. Maybe he’d actually try to make something more complicated for his significant other, so a nice full English breakfast. (Just expect some parts to be a little bit burnt.)

Thank you for making us hungry. 8V

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Hi, I have a non-dirty question to ask, but if you could cast any actoractress to play an original assassin from an era of your choice, who would it be. My personal choice is Channing Tatum as a roman assassin (watch The Eagle, you’ll see why)

August 11, 2016

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Sweet summer child, let me give you the face claims I’ve picked for the era I chose to write a fan fic about (it’s still a work-in-progress btw, but when it’s done, I’ll have it on the 50 Pene page): 1950s/60s Mid-century Modern AU

Warning: this post is PICTURE HEAVY! Pics are shown under the cut~

Altaïr/Desmond/Ezio:

Francisco Randez of course–he’s the face model for Altaïr/Desmond/Ezio. although I don’t think he can act as well as he can model…so maybe I’d choose Milo Ventimiglia instead :

And then Pedro Pascal for older Ezio:

Lucy Stillman:

Kristen Bell is an obvious choice, since her character was modeled after her. Blonde bombshell femme fatale spy, yes~

Aveline de Grandpré:

Zoe Saldana. She’d make Aveline into a good femme fatale assassin~

Elise de la Serre:

Catherine Bérubé, the face model for Elise. ^ Also Isla Fisher (of The Great Gatsby fame) may also be a good choice:

Arno Dorian:

Dan Jeannotte, Arno’s voice actor. He can go play as the good cop in crime scene investigations, or be the federal secret agent lol ARREST ME, OFFICER~

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Shao Jun:

Zhang Ziyi. ^ I think she’d look nice in vintage fashion.

Arbaaz Mir:

Vidyut Jamwal, Bollywood actor-turned-model. Uhm well HELLO~ (ʘ‿ʘ ✿)

Nikolai Orelov:

He was great in Dracula Untold, and I think he has that sort of Eastern European air down so~ (ʘ‿ʘ ✿)

Evie Frye:

Her voice actress, Victoria Atkin. I think she’d look super cute with the 60s beehive lol

Jacob Frye:

Paul Amos–need I say more? lol

Lydia Frye:

Michelle Dockery of Downtown Abbey fame ^

Adéwalé:

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbajeas as…Adéwalé Yes. Same name actor.

Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton:

Michael Hudson for a young Connor, but Eddie Spears for older Connor:

Edward Kenway:

I think it’s fanon by now that Chirs Hemsworth is the fan-preferred casting for Edward ahaha. Although Eddy’s voice actor (Matt Ryan) isn’t so bad looking himself. He just needs to dye his hair blond lol:

Shay Cormac:

Mads Mikkelson, because I can NO LONGER UNSEE him as Shay when everyeone was also getting suspicious of who Ubisoft used for Shay’s face claim. Mads just needs to dye his hair brown. Then he can go play James Bond with Haytham. Yessss

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Haytham Bond Haytham. Haytham Kenway:

Jon Hamm of Mad Men fame, especially as 30-something year old Haytham because HNNNNNNNGH~ this suave son of a gun’s got the Bond-like qualities and sassiness needed to play Hatham Kenway. I think everyone knows by now that I CANNOT UNSEE Jon Hamm as Haytham LOL (ʘ‿ʘ ✿)

*melts from all the beautiful people*

– Ezio Auditore

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August 11, 2016

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Pearl: Maneater by Daryl Hall & John Oates
Altaïr: Losing My Religion by R.E.M.

~ Signora Paola (who will also sing these in karaoke; she’s probably the most karaoke crazy among the mods~)

Pearl: Empire by Alpines
Altaïr: Arsonist’s Lullabye by Hozier

~Claudia

Pearl: Cool Girl by Tove Lo
Altaïr: All Apologies by Nirvana

~ Caterina

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August 11, 2016

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Let us imagine that these are all for a modern AU situation (because we feel that this best described in a modern scenario ;D)

He’d leave little “nuggets” on your things and probably even all over your house, like he wants you to undergo a little treasure hunt! They’re not even expensive gifts, just cute little messages. Like he’d probably start by leaving a sweet message like, “Darling, I made you this chocolate drink (choose any of those drinks in the link!). You will love it, I promise. You have another message waiting for you in your phone. Follow my instructions and soon enough you will find the prize waiting for you in the end – namely, me. Is aoibhinn liom tú. ♥”

The type who would spoil you so much with her pampering. She’d give you a full-body massage and would even persuade you to let her give you a warm bath. Her touches would be so soft and relaxing that you’d probably end up dozing off – and that’s exactly how she wants it. She would want you to relax and to get a good rest, because there’s nothing better than to wake up well-rested and in her arms.

She will read you a book that you haven’t finished reading yet or, better yet, your favourite book! There is something so soothing and lovely about hearing Evie tell you your favourite story (or alternatively, her own favourite book). She knows that listening to her calms you down and she delights in watching you close your eyes and smile when she narrates your favourite parts. If you end up falling asleep, she wouldn’t mind at all. She’d just cover you in blankets and cuddle with you.

He’d be so willing to do all the household chores for the day just to lighten your load! He’d even make your favourite food (we think he’s a good cook). Thing is, though, he’s more comfortable when he’s not wearing much while doing chores, so expect him to wear just a pair of shorts and nothing else. He’s not trying to seduce you; he just prefers to be unrestricted in his movements. But are you really complaining when this half-naked hunk of muscly goodness is basically your–uhm–devoted housekeeper for the day? 8D

He’s the type who wouldn’t want you to stay at home and sulk. He wants you to go out and have an adventure, however silly it is. Like imagine him barging in and going, “Let’s go out and catch Pokemons*!” You’d be initially sullen watching this manchild excitedly catching Pokemons, but you can’t help but feel oddly charmed by his antics: Him calling his sister just to say, “EVIE I CAUGHT AN EEVEE~” or calling his Pidgeys “MY ROOKS” (he names them “Rook #1,” “Rook #2,” etc.). He knows that making you laugh is the best way to beat a bad day, so he’d do everything to make you smile.

*Welp we just had to put some Pokemon Go reference in there /o/ Can you even imagine the Assassins and Templars playing this game though omg

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August 10, 2016

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(As always, I’m going to answer one song per request ;D)

Shao Jun: Eye of the Tiger by Survivor
Starrick: The Trooper by Iron Maiden, The Final Countdown by Europe
Ezio: Back In Black by AC/DC
Shaun: Mad World by Tears For Fears

~ Signora Paola (who will happily sing all of these in a… DACS Karaoke Fest XD)

Shao Jun: True Colors by Zedd & Kesha
Starrick: Everybody wants to rule the World by Lorde | Evil Ways by Blue Saraceno
Ezio: Uprising by Muse
Shaun: Professional Griefers by

Deadmau5 ft. Gerard Way

~Claudia

Shao Jun: I’m Gonna Show You Crazy by Bebe Rexha
Starrick: Follow Me by Muse | It kinds sounds like Starrick singing at the beginning.
Ezio: Just A Lil Bit by 50 Cent (Rusty Hook Remix)
Shaun: Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots

~ Caterina

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August 9, 2016

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Jacob: The Wild Boys by Duran Duran, Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana, For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert (thanks to this confession)
Evie: Killer Queen by Queen, Save The World by Swedish House Mafia (WATCH THE VIDEO IF YOU LOVE DOGS AS MUCH AS I DO *o*)
The twins: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
Henry: State of the Nation by Industry

~ Signora Paola (whose age is reaaaaally showing for plenty of these song choices but she’s totally going to use up all of her favourite 80′s songs dammit)

Jacob: Renegades by X Ambassadors | I’m So Sorry by Imagine Dragons | Novocaine by Fall Out Boy
Evie: Castle by Halsey | Yellow Flicker Beat by Lorde
Frye Twins: Immortals by Fall Out Boy
Henry: Hymn For The Weekend – Seeb Remix by Coldplay

~Claudia (well…I’m more of a ‘Singing with headphones on’ kind of girl. Hope you like these!)

Jacob: Without Me by Eminem | Wreak Havoc by Skylar Grey
Evie: West Coast by Lana Del Rey | Radioactive by Imagine Dragons (Synchronice Remix)
Frye Twins: Warriors by Imagine Dragons | Hey Brother by Avicii (TEEMID & Tessa Rose Jackson Cover)
Henry: Counting Stars by OneRepublic (Lonczinski Bootleg)

~ Caterina

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August 6, 2016

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(As always, I’m going to answer one song per request ;D)

Haytham: You Know My Name by Chris Cornell (Yes, I answered the same thing in the “Which Songs They’ll Sing” ask before. I CAN’T HELP IT. I HAVE THIS SONG PERMANENTLY TAGGED AS HAYTHAM’S NOW.)
Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton: Alone by Heart (which I totally didn’t choose because I sing this often in karaoke and think about Connor whenever I sing it *coughs*), Together in Electric Dreams by Philip Oakey & Giorgio Moroder (let me cry now because damn those lyrics ._.)

(And because I have to…)

For both of them: Against The Tide by Celldweller

~ Signora Paola (who will only song Alone when she’s, well, alone ;P)

Haytham: Cemeteries of London by Coldplay
Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton: Howl by Florence And The Machine | Seven Nation Army The Glitch Mob Remix – The White Stripes

~Claudia ( doesn’t like sad songs for Connor… :D)

Haytham: If I Never Knew You from Disney’s ‘Pocahontas’…I mean it screams Haytham and Ziio. 8 TAKE ALL OF MY FEELS, DISNEY, ALL OF MY FEELS~

And also…Stay Alive form the Alexander Hamilton musical. Especially this song…it mentions Charles Lee in there somewhere lmao. It also has the James Bond musical pastiche throughout, and we all know how Haytham is basically the Ubisoft dev’s colonial version of James Bond, sooooo~

Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton: Creek Mary’s Blood by Nightwish…it always makes me feel sad to know what happens to Connor and his people later on.

For both of them: Words by Skylar Grey…I mean, just listen to the lyrics. Then read Assassin’s Creed: Forsaken. Then listen to the song while reading Forsaken. You’ll get intense sad feels.

– Ezio Auditore