All my instincts are telling me it’s Ezio, amico mio. (≖ ‿ ≖)
Now if you’re asking how each assassino kisses, then that would probably be for another post (and after a long, drawn-out makeout session investigation).
~ Signora Paola
Hmm… I like to believe Connor gives the most breathtaking, soul crushing kisses anyone could ask for. I mean just looking at his mouth is enough of a sin.
~Claudia
Forgive me Arno, but I believe it is Jacob “I love to crash trains” Frye.
-Sister Teodora.
Molto grazie for your kind words, my friend! Your support is truly the most important thing that keep us going! <3
Regarding your question…
I… honestly do not have a solid answer to this. As a 30-something-year-old I would go for a 40-year-old Jacob certainly, but at the same time I wouldn’t mind his younger and more brash counterpart.
I guess it all depends on how I want the night to end. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Grazie mille for your lovely words! As for your inquiry… What can I say, both versions of Signore Frye are to die for, really. So, why not both? Young Frye with excitement & cockiness; Old Frye with experience & maturity. Really an explosive combination.
~Claudia
(Full set)
Pretty much this entire sequence. Because of course Jacob messes things up and Evie has to clean up after him. I really wanted to kick him in the shins for being such an ineffective assassino.
~ Signora Paola (who ended up loving that nincompoop anyway)
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This whole Michel Reuge’s scenes nearly killed me when I first saw them. Evie’s so damn excited, as if it were Christmas (Assassin Christmas) and then there’s Jacob… clueless, and this particular moment, sold Jacob to me (ahem). A lovely summary of their personalities in the whole game.
~Claudia
I can imagine Arno like a submissive person (whether it be with a man or woman), so his partner in bed would be allowed to ride him and maybe even use some handcuffs? Theres a special tease in it, not to be allowed the person you want to touch so badly <3
-Sister Teodora, who hopes that her other fellow ladies add their answers too because she’s too obsessed with the French baguette.
PS: Shay would be a person who likes several ladies at the same time. His cabin looks like a bordello.
PSS: I think Altair would happily eat his female partner out or give his male partner a bj. Oral is his way.
PSSS: Why am I replying to this alone. I need friends. //sIGH
After much analysis, this is what my personal studies have given me:
Desmond: Spooning (I think he’s the type who loves to snuggle a lot <3)
Altair: Waterfall/Headrush (he loves the feel of the blood rushing to his head)
Ezio: Cowgirl/woman-on-top (I don’t think I need to explain further ;D)
Connor: The Pretzel (gives the deep penetration of the doggy style but there’s still eye contact)
Aveline: Reverse cowgirl/Lap dance (I think she loves to tease)
Edward: Doggy style. Duh.
Adewale: Wheelbarrow (Very athletic, exactly what I see him can do well 8D)
Shay: Standing Dragon (just search for it on Google 8D)
Arno: The Bicycle (alternatively The Valedictorian 8D)
Evie: The Lotus (you know she and Henry would read the Kama Sutra together mwahaha)
Jacob: Can’t decide between The Anvil or The Padlock *coughs*
~ Signora Paola (who probably needs to stop, uhhh, probing about this too much)
After taking into consideration various factors, I’ve come up with this list:
Desmond: Reverse Cowgirl
Altair: Standing
Ezio: Speed bump
Connor: Edge of Heaven
Aveline: Cowgirl
Edward: Kneeling fox
Adéwalé: Power squat
Shay: Missionary
Arno: Spooning
Evie: Melody maker
Jacob: Doggy style
That was intense! Grazie for the ask, Anon! (continues research)
~Claudia
You know, anon, I wish that they would find this blog because now I want so badly for Mr. Smith to say, “Gotta go fast” in Ezio’s voice and Mr. North to say this as Desmond.
~ Signora Paola
Signore Watts is truly enjoying himself with the fandom, which is natural given how we react! I know I wasn’t prepared for this, as were many, but I’m truly enjoying the attention we’re getting. Although, I admit at first I was losing it, but I’ve calmed down now.
Grazie for your concern!
~Claudia
Thank you for your concern, my friend! But honestly, it was a truly fun experience. I admittedly lost sleep just refreshing the page and wanting to know what would happen next, but I’m not complaining at all. <3
~ Signora Paola
Aside from these two there hasn’t been any others (none that I’ve heard of anyway). Amazing that a single tweet can radically transform the landscape of a fandom in a week, isn’t it? ;D
I feel like we need to have a special name to call this whole experience. The Great Assassin Reveal of 2016? Laid Bare: A Fandom Exposed? To Boldly Go Where No Voice Actor Has Gone Before?
~ Signora Paola (who is really bad with names)
@thenoahwatts gave us a very lovely message
Wise words from Mr. Watts, heed them well, my friends~ <3
~ Signora Paola
That he is, amico mio.
~ Signora Paola (who lost a few hours of sleep staring at this message wondering what to do)
This has to be the most interesting week for this blog! Please, do send your regards to Mr. Watts.
~Claudia
My dear anon, you make it sound like Mr. Amos is sitting behind his computer plotting our ruination
~ Signora Paola (who needs to have her Photoshop taken away from her)