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Another ‘Sweet’ question, thanks to you wonderful admins for your playlists! :) My question: The VAs for Jacob and Connor (Paul Amos and Noah Watts) have sung before, and Noah Watts has his own band. It got me thinking, what instruments would the Assassins/Templars play if they were in a band? Who would be the vocalists? What would their band name be, and what genre?

July 25, 2020

View our answer here!

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I have a ‘Sweet’ question to ask: What would the weddings of your favourite Assassins or Templars be like?

July 13, 2020

Firstly, we want to remind our lovely patrons that while we don’t mind getting non-dirty headcanon requests, we really do prefer getting dirty ones. It’s to keep the theme of our bordello after all! You followed this blog for the dirtiness, yes?  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then we wish to keep most of our content titillating~

[I’m going to answer this with canon pairings in mind, so as to make it convenient and not have to spam with so many pics~]

Maria & Altaïr: They got married in Limassol, Cyprus. They probably did so at the Limassol castle grounds.

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Edward: With Caroline? He probably did it in the middle of a pirate battle, with Adéwalé as his officiant, lol. Kinda like Elizabeth and Will Turner’s hasty wedding scene in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End. I can’t see Edward doing this with Tessa, however (he most likely had a traditional wedding with her).

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Unknown woman in Assassin’s Creed: Last Descendants & Shay: Shay would also get married at sea, but not all hasty like Edward. He’d have a Celtic hand-fasting aboard the Morrigan, with Christopher Gist as the officiant. Shay doesn’t care if bringing a woman on board signals bad luck, or if he’s not following ‘proper’ wedding protocols. He makes his own luck. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Ziio & Haytham: Longhouse ceremony first. Then they’d have an estate wedding, right in the Kenway Mansion, so as to honor Haytham’s late father (now I’m depressed that Ziio never got to see the Kenway manor).

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Unknown indigenous woman in Assassin’s Creed: Reflections & Connor: Connor is too shy to have a big fat wedding. Most likely to have a guest list of 30 people or under. He and his bride would have a Longhouse ceremony first, then do it European-style in the cozy outdoors of the Homestead.

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Élise & Arno: They’d have an elopement in the French countryside, away from all the city madness.

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Frye twins: Both had a typical Victorian wedding fanfare. Although with Evie and Henry Green, I can see them doing the Indian-style ceremony first before the Victorian-style:

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Aya & Bayek: I can see them having a pleasant outdoor wedding, with the Nile River as their backdrop.

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Alexios or Kassandra: Big fat Greek wedding, hands down, lol. Most likely outdoors, either on the hillside or at the beach:

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Sofia & Ezio: Last but not least…me! I married Sophia in Venice. I had a big, fat, Italian wedding, just like the Greeks, heheh. First, I did La Serenata on Sofia in my minstrel outfit. She had a good laugh or two then gave me delicious food afterwards. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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You can say that my wedding rivaled that of Apollonia and Michael Corleone from The Godfather:

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Now, if any of you are getting married in the near future, and have yet to find a DJ or musician for your wedding, then I volunteer as tribute.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Ezio

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(Not a confession) What if Ubisoft created a line of Assassin’s Creed inspired sex toys, what do you think they would be?

July 10, 2020

It has to be inspired by the Hidden Blade or else what’s the point, right? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I’m thinking something that you can easily hide and bring with you anywhere. A toy that can be disguised as something else~

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A lipstick vibe that you can easily place in your purse  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one except ones gifted with Eagle Vision would really know what it is. To the regular person, it just looks like a regular lipstick. But every Assassin (and Templar) worth their salt would know immediately what it is. Imagine your favourite Assassin or Templar catching a glimpse of this in your purse. Can you imagine what they’d do to you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I know my answer isn’t too adventurous, but I’m fairly certain Messere Ezio has a lot of things to say. 😏

~ Signora Paola

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WeEEeeEeeLL, I have a lots of toys in mind~  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [Paola’s note: I linked the more explicit ones outside Tumblr. I really don’t want this fun post to get flagged by the Tumblr overlords]

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— A DD/lg-themed BDSM kit to be used by all the Daddies of Understanding and the Daddies of the dirty ol’ Brotherhood for their baby-girls *cough*ME*cough*  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A strap-on dildo with the models of your fav Assassin/Templar pene, for those dirty assassinos and Templars who need a good peggin’ or two. On the same note…

— A whole trunk full of dildos for sale, all modeled after all these hung men of the AC franchise. Kinda like what Rammstein did years ago, hahahaha~ Now you can guess who is the most hung and bara of them all.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Which brings me to my next answer…

A chess board with dildos as the pieces, for our classiest Assassins and Templars. This is how they’d pass the time… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Which brings me to…

24k Gold vibrator, for the richest of the rich. Who is the richest Assassin or Templar? I like to think I am, but I think Edward has me beat thanks to his piracy. This is treasure that he steals and keeps for himself. PIRATE BOOTY

Or it looks like something that Élise would keep in her boudoir. She’d host a sex toy sales party, and this is what she’d sell to her guests, huehuehue. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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— Pet play kit branded with Connor’s and Shay’s names. I see them being secretly into this, if they’re playing with their more submissive side (although I can see them being Primal Hunters as well, Shay even more so. He gives a new dirty meaning to his ‘Assassin Hunter’ title, huehuehue~). Include these with Primal play. Yes. The Hunter becomes the hunted. Let the Huntress take you. The Wolf gets devoured by the Lion/Lioness. Do you hear the calling of the Wild? The hunt is near. The Predator seeks their Prey. Unleash the beast within. Mwehuehuehue, si, si, si~  ʕ ㅇ ᴥ ㅇʔ

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— Standard BDSM kit, but with class, made by and for the the classiest Dommes of the AC franchise. Evie would take this with her everywhere in London with a get-up similar to Irene Adler’s ‘The Woman’ dominatrix persona from BBC’s Sherlock:

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Si, Mistress Frye, siiiiiiiii~

— Ezio ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

DACS Greatest Hits, Uncategorized

July 8, 2020

To our valued patrons,

First off, I am beyond thrilled that Ezio is back with us! It’s a timely return, too, as I’ve been having ideas on what to do with the bordello, but due to our current pandemic it’s been quite difficult for me to spend quality time here. 😞 I just have enough time to read your confessions and edit them all. With Messere Ezio’s homecoming, we can finally cater to other fun, dirty activities ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

And what better way to start that, than to finally update our Stripper Playlist! Here is the playlist (with their YouTube links):

I especially had fun choosing songs for Kassandra and Alexios because there was the extra challenge of looking for a counterpart that would fit their Deimos persona. 😏

Do you have your own headcanons as to what your favourite Assassin or Templar would strip to? Reblog this post and share it with us!

Love,
~ Signora Paola

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

Year in review

January 3, 2017

Hello my lovely followers! Now that the new year is here, let’s take a look back of all the good things that happened on this blog in 2016:

  1. Paul Amos and @thenoahwatts recognising the blog (and admitting they read the confessions)
  2. The formation of Secluded Haystack and Fifty Shades of Pene
  3. Birthday confessions for our sexy Assassins and Templars( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  4. Having an all-time record high of 12 confession posts a day!
  5. Our lovely admin team working together to revamp the entire bordello. Now it looks prettier and more organized!
  6. And of course…you! Without our lovely followers, this bordello would once again be left in the dust. Thank you once again for helping it stay alive, especially through the hardest times!

2016 was an amazing year for us. We had many good laughs and met so many amazing people thanks to this wonderful community! Let’s hope 2017 brings us even better times!

~ From all of us at Rosa in Fiore

DACS Greatest Hits

November 30, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our What type of underwear they would prefer their female lover to use? ask meme! Specifically (since the Rosa in Fiore is all about the dirtiness), the type of lingerie that would arouse them and drive them wild with desire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Very classic corset + underwear + garter + stockings combo. He’s not very particular with the design nor the material. All he needs to see is these four together and he’d want to remove them from you… or maybe even hold off the gratification for a bit and he’d ask you to walk around the room only wearing them. Imagine having a very private dinner with Mr. Kenway and you’re only wearing that.

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Any type of underwear that has ribbons or laces that he could unfasten – that *could* include a corset, but we don’t think he has the patience to unlace everything 😉 It feels like he’s unwrapping a very exquisite gift when he does so, and we can imagine that he would be the type to tease you and undo those ribbons very slowly (maybe even whisper obscene things to really work you up). When he uses his teeth to untie them you know he’s really hungry.

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Babydoll/slip, especially the kind that leaves some to the imagination, like a fabric that still covers the important bits 😉 Underwear for him is that crucial final layer of clothing, one that needs to be savoured to the fullest. We also think he likes to be teased visually, so having to raise the hem of your slip to reveal whatever you’re wearing (or not wearing) underneath is enough to get him going.

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Any type of underwear that’s made of lace. He loves how they look and how opulent they seem to be. Like Jacob with his ribbons, to him all that embroidery makes it seem that you are a prized gift waiting to be unwrapped by him. 😉 He may even like the feeling of it to the point that he’d ask you to wear lace gloves while you’re about to jerk him off.

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Any type of corset, whether it’s the underbust, full cup, waist cincher, demi plunge… you name it, he loves it. Unlike Haytham who likes seeing the “full package” (so to speak), Arno’s singular love for the corset is due to the fact that it not only makes your waist tiny, but it pushes your breasts upwards. He also loves the act of untying those laces behind you, though if he’s really impatient you might watch out for that hidden blade.

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Anything that’s made of satin. She loves how it feels underneath her fingertips and how easily they’d glide (or slide off) from your skin. Now, she’s very practical when it comes to her own underwear (as we stated in our headcanons about what the Assassins would wear), but even she owns her set of satin underwear, to be used during those special nights with you 😉

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He doesn’t really care what you wear up top though he’d likely want that you’d wear no bra *coughs* What would really get him excited is if you’re wearing a g-string. He’s absolutely shameless about it, too, because he’s the sort who would buy you one. He might try to convince you to wear one for the beach, but whether or not you agree he’d eventually realise that he wants you wearing it for his eyes only.

DACS Greatest Hits

October 29, 2016

We have done it, our patrons! In what is truly a historic moment in this bordello’s history, we have reached 1,000 confessions for a single character – and Signore Paul Amos has left us a message about this milestone! (Much love and thanks to @sakura-kagurazaka for informing him about this ♥)

We do wonder if we can get it to two thousand let alone a HUNDRED thousand. That’s a very tall order. An astronomical task, even. But if there’s one thing that this fandom has taught us it’s how it always finds a way to surprise us. 😉

May this also serve as a challenge for the others to send in their confessions about their favourite characters to try and beat this record. Who knows – maybe your favourite would reach the impossible 100,000 mark. 😉

As always, grazie mille for your support and never-ending enthusiasm! Here’s to the next milestone! :3

Love,
~ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore

DACS Greatest Hits

September 19, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our What they would do on their lover’s birthday? ask meme! ♥ We really apologise for the tardiness of our response! We’ve been so busy with our work outside La Rosa in Fiore!

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No big parties here, he just wants to celebrate it with you privately. Of course, if you want to throw a party he wouldn’t object; just expect him to organise a different celebration where it’s only the two of you. He’d want to take you outdoors, maybe camping (if you’re not too adverse to it) or going to a place you really want to relax in. Maybe a lodge in a beautiful place or even a beach – imagine Connor in shorts or even swimming trunks, that should tick off one birthday wish for you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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He wants you to feel like a princess, so this is how it’s going to happen: He would hire your own chauffeur who would take you to places he already booked and paid for – a spa for a massage, a salon for a fancy haircut/hairstyling and make-up, a clothes shop where you can buy to your heart’s content (thank God for deep Assassin pockets). Then finally when you arrive in the restaurant you’re supposed to meet him you find out that it’s full of your friends and Arno is right in the middle of it, looking very much like a Prince Charming. Best of all – you find out that the birthday cake was personally baked by him.

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Paola has her own headcanons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) He’d be a little excessive about it, like the stuff you see in movies. How? We could see him pretending that it’s just a normal birthday date. Nighttime comes and you’re in this park with other people. Suddenly, one group starts singing you a song you’ve never heard before. You don’t really pay attention until something in the lyrics catches your attention: They’re singing about you. To your utter surprise Jacob joins in, and before long the entire park is filled with song about you with him leading it. All the while you’re just standing there dumbfounded and feeling like you’re in a Disney movie.

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Mister Kenway would make sure you enjoy your day with your loved ones and friends first arranging a party and making sure your guests enjoy themselves as well. Later then, he would take you for a private dinner for two at a fancy restaurant. Not only are you the only ones in the restaurant, but you also have your very own quartet performing you your favourite songs. You can pick your favorite meal and drink and he wouldn’t even mind the price. This is your day and you deserve the best.

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We think that Shay would organize a surprise party with all your friends and family. You wouldn’t even expect what he has been planning through the weeks, but in case you’re starting to suspect something fishy he’s going to leave you sweet little notes everywhere during your special day. Once you get home: SURPRISE!! The cake is your favorite flavor, the music makes you want to dance and who better than to dance with your delightful boyfriend?

DACS Greatest Hits

September 2, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our What are their erogenous zone/s, the spots that would make them grow wild with desire? ask meme! ♥

For this ask, we are foregoing the pene since it is, well, the most obvious erogenous zone for men. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Also, we’re adding pictures of the specific spots, too, just in case you need inspiration for any future confessions. ;D

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(Please don’t look at his crotch) We think his thighs would be quite sensitive. Think about it…He’s always running and working, which makes his thighs look so muscular and tense… You would run your hands over them while he’s still clothed getting him to relax under your touch. Then once his clothes are off you would trail your fingertips over them, leaving him a panting mess. After that you would kiss, lick and, hey why not, suck his skin avoiding that area we all know is begging for your attention. He will either beg you for release or take matters into his own hands.

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His outfits leave us with a lovely view of his delectable neck, so we believe that would be his weak spot. You would kiss your way up his neck pulling in his hair a little to give you more access, until you find his pulse biting down on it, sucking on the skin, leaving some marks. Then you can go even higher to that spot right below his ear and lick him there only to blow some air on his now wet skin. He would shiver in excitement, soft moans escaping his mouth at your teasing treatment on his neck. After that he might return the favor, who knows where…

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We’ve seen the lovely tattoos on his back; wouldn’t you love to trace your fingers across them? Lucky for you, Edward loves to have his back caressed that way, especially if you start using your fingernails. It doesn’t take much to warm him up, but it would be nice to give him a back massage first and feeling his muscles tense and relax under your touch. Mix it with light scratches, too, and you’d have him growling in no time. And when he’s giving it to you and you can’t help but graze your fingernails harder on his back, then get ready for the ride of your life because he’s going to give it to you hard.

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Altair has the hands of a killer, but they

are sensitive as well. He loses it went you take his hands and lick the slowly paying special attention to his fingers and the palm of his hand. You would take his fingers into his mouth and suck on them eagerly, perhaps as a promise to him of what’s to come. Then you would nibble lightly his skin, specially around his missing finger as the skin the is rather sensitive. He would be more than ready to see your expert mouth work it’s magic elsewhere.

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Well, is anyone really surprised that we think his most sensitive spot is his butt? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lucky for him (and you), his gluteus maximus is just so… lovely to look at that you can’t help touching it every time it’s within reach. Whether it’s a light slap or even a pinch, Arno certainly loves the attention. You’d know he really wants it when he thrusts his ass outwards if you’re nearby, not-so-subtly begging you to stroke it… maybe even bite it. Oh, he loves to see bite marks on it. But if you’re not quite into it, scratch marks would do, too. In fact, while you’re in the throes of passion he would get really excited if you dig your fingernails into his butt cheeks and push him in deeper.

DACS Greatest Hits

August 20, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our What kind of dirty things they would say during sex ask meme! ♥

Interestingly enough (and we just remembered this!), Paola has answered a somewhat similar dirty ask before: How does each Assassin give dirty talk? So, our replies here are based from that post (please do read it if you haven’t already!)

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His reticence could be an obstacle; he would prefer to make sounds rather than actually say words, mainly because his mind could get too overloaded with pleasure that he couldn’t really say anything… in English anyway. When he does say something, it would be in his native language. The dirtier the words are (which would be about how good you feel around him), the more he’d use Mohawk. And if you ask him what it means later, he’d be too embarrassed and shy to tell you what it is. Why? Because Connor, the sweet gentleman he is, would think that what he said during the heat of the moment was too disrespectful for you. You’d have to reassure him that he would never upset you, no matter how dirty his words got. ;D

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Well, Paola has very specific ideas what he would say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But while we think he’d be very good in describing what he’s feeling, he’d focus more on describing how you look like. He knows exactly how his words and voice affect you, so he wants you completely flustered and under his control. What better way to do it than to do a running commentary on how you’re reacting to his lovemaking? Of course, he has his own limits; you’d know that he’s really close when he is reduced to grunting and groaning. Which is why it’s usually better for him to do the dirty talk when he’s fingering you. Not only could he keep his focus and make you crazy with his words, but he could keep a very close eye on you and describe in vivid detail how you look like trembling underneath him.

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He’s less about describing what he feels or how you look like and more about giving you orders, urging you to kiss and touch him, and being very vocal when you do it just right. 😉 And he would want you to join him in the dirty talk by asking you how it feels, how much you’re enjoying it. And if you’re feeling a little shy to do it, then Altaïr would keep encouraging you, shifting his dirty talk from giving you orders to saying (in an increasingly indecent manner) how you good you feel around him, how you’re driving him crazy the way you sound like moaning his name. And when he tells you that your voice drives him crazy with lust, can you really deny him the pleasure? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Of course his vocabulary would be peppered with modern day dirty talk (and he might even use a couple of corny ones, but you’d still love him for it anyway~). And since he fortunately lives in an era where sexting is a thing, you should definitely expect him to start doing the dirty talk in his messages to you. Like Altaïr he likes to add a bit of a dominant streak to his dirty talk, so expect him to instruct you specifically how to, say, suck his cock. 8D And if he’s really feeling it, we think that of all the characters here he would potentially say the kinkiest things. Maybe he’d say something so kinky in the heat of the moment that it could bring you out of the moment, but he would be willing to talk it over to you after. Maybe you’d find a secret kink of his this way. 😉

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Like Connor, we think he would prefer to make sounds rather than words, but if you tell him that it turns you on so much to hear him do dirty talk, he would do his very best to give you what you want. He would be a little unsure about it first; maybe he would just say something sweet like, “You’re so beautiful like this.” But as his confidence grows, he would get more… graphic. The more graphic it is, the more he reverts to his native language. Like think of the dirtiest things one could say in French and Arno would’ve said them at some point. Good for you if you understand him; unlucky if you don’t, because we think he’d be all smug and secretive about the meaning. You’d have to learn French to understand it. ;D