‘I want to see Edward Kenway do the ‘helicopter’ for me, like that dong-copter pirate video.’
Watch the video [x]


Those… hips certainly don’t lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
‘I want to see Edward Kenway do the ‘helicopter’ for me, like that dong-copter pirate video.’
Watch the video [x]


Those… hips certainly don’t lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
“After that dirty admin ask…*fans self* …oh my. Imagine Jacob pulling out just before he comes and then spurts it all over you, his thumb on your clit and your name on his lips. I need a cold shower…”
[X]
And then when you bite your lip in response (because seriously how could you not), he’d tell you to stop biting so he can do it himself

Because we all know there is always biting involved when it comes to Signore Frye~
~ Signora Paola
‘I bet that Edward says when he comes on land he be like, “Swiggity Swoogity, I’m comin’ for da booty!”’

Oh, he definitely would. Look at That Swagger™ ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧
~ Signora Paola
‘I want to be the one to raise Connor’s ‘flag pole’… Happy 4th of July! (Shoot me now.)’
His birthday is on April 4, but he may as well be born on the 4th of July~

‘It drives me crazy when I look at Jacob’s lips. There is a certain desire to kiss his lips or even bite his lips. Makes me wonder, are those lips soft? Oh, and his tongue. Hmm… Just thinking about his lips and tongue makes me feel wet.’
“Imagining Arno’s orgasm face turns me on.”
I don’t know about you, but this image really helps me imagine it…
~Claudia
[X]
‘Since it’s my birthday today, I want Altair and Ezio, with a side of Jacob for my main course. Then for dessert, I want Connor a la mode, and Desmond with lots of whipped cream. I also expect each assassin to be shirtless and wear a pair of loose fitting jeans while they dance like the men in Magic Mike XXL for my entertainment. So much sex and pleasuring! I think my ovaries are overloaded. :}’
Confession [x]
Happy birthday, amico mio! We hope you’ve had a great one! ;D
‘I come back home after having a rough day at work. “Jacob?” I call and frown as he doesn’t respond. “Jacob?” I repeat again as I enter to the bedroom and freeze to the view. Frye is laying on the bed wearing my black garter belt, silky knickers and stockings. I blush fiercely to the view and he just grins widely. “Let me ease your day” he purrs and lets me punish him because he stole my lingerie. Naughty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
Confession [x]
“I am in mighty need of to have Shay in my arms. It makes my heart flutter and my inside tremble just to think of I could see his face so close to mine, feel his hot breath on my lips before he kiss me while my fingertip playing on his high cheekbones, tracing along his jaw line. I could see his eager expression written on his face as he takes me and rewards me with his ever so captivating smile at the end of our union.”
[X]
‘I want to hear Jacob say: “Who’s a good slut? You are,” while I’m riding him wildly.’
