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Confessions, Paola's Choice

December 20, 2016

‘After reading Paola’s phone call fanfic I’d give everything just to have Jacob’s naked pictures in my phone. I would be copying them like crazy. I would even upload a few on all my social media accounts to show off to everyone what I have. I’m sure Jacob wouldn’t mind.’


He wouldn’t mind’ would be an understatement, my dear confessor. He would give it a seal of approval. In fact, if you’re not inclined to show off at all I am certain he would convince you to. Or he might even “accidentally” upload his pictures to your account/s (we all know he’s the type to steal your phone anyway). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

Confessions, Paola's Choice

December 16, 2016

‘Despite his “sex god” status (judging from his many confessions), I think Jacob is the silliest and most affectionate when it comes to little bedroom mishaps. Mortified because you let out a loud queef (aka vaginal fart)? He’d laugh, but he’d be sweet about it, giving you a hug while saying something like, “You’ve heard how my farts sound like, right?” Embarrassed because your leg cramped while he’s fucking you hard with your legs over his shoulders? He’d “scold” your bad leg for ruining the moment (he’d give it a name). Then he’d turn all concerned and ask you if you’re still good to go or if you’d just rather let him massage your bad leg better.  I don’t know about you, but hell yes, I’d be willing to give it another go! The one thing that turns me on as bad as sex god Jacob is a lovable and doting Jacob.’

Confessions, Paola's Choice

December 13, 2016

‘The kind of sex Jacob and I like is when he rests his forehead against mine, gazing into my eyes as he thrusts deep within me.

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Confessions, Paola's Choice

December 3, 2016

‘I’d give anything to see Jacob’s face while he’s cumming. His mid-shut eyes, his wide open mouth and the goddamn erotic sounds that come from it. Not to say the way his back arches from the bed. He would be the perfect imagine of a Sex God. ~~~


It is not exactly what you ordered, my dear confessor, but I tried ♥

~ Signora Paola

Confessions, Paola's Choice

December 2, 2016

‘Modern day!Connor may not be as sexually adventurous as the other modern Assassins, but I have this little headcanon that when he finds one kink, he sticks with it and gets really freaky with it. I don’t see him as someone who would like public sex, oh no. But I do see him as someone who has a kink with, uh, bodily fluids. He loves it when he sees his cum all over his lover’s body, but not as much as feeling her juices all over him. Every time he has sex with her, he needs to make her squirt each time. Good thing his cock is shaped just right. ;)’

Confessions, Paola's Choice

December 1, 2016

‘So after seeing this “Kenway in suits” confession now I can’t help but imagine Haytham being my boss and giving him a private “presentation.”  No Powerpoint required.’

Confessions, Paola's Choice

November 30, 2016

So while watching this video (4 things you can’t do in space), I was immediately amused when the first one was “No sex allowed.” Because right away, I started imagining how it would be like to be in space with Jacob. Being that I’m a huge space and sci-fi nerd I imagined being in a mission where the rest of the crew were on an away mission to some planet, leaving only Jacob and me in the ship. We’re orbiting around the planet, monitoring our crewmates’ activities. It’s a mission that takes several days so eventually we get bored. I’m the more “serious” one between the two of us, so I try not to let it show. Jacob turns to me with that sly smirk on his face, one eyebrow raised.

“You know, there’s one thing we can do to pass the time,” he declares. He unbuckles his harness and floats towards my seat. He hovers over me, both hands on my shoulders, massaging them slowly.

“No sex in space, Jacob,” I automatically reply, even though I’m getting very aroused. It has been a while; since being assigned to this planet we hardly could spend time alone together.

“Tell that to me again later when I’m done with you,” he drawls against my neck.

“E-even if I allow it, it’d be difficult to have sex here, you pervert!” I retort and try to disengage from him, but the breathiness of my voice betrays my desire.

He laughs, low and deep. “Challenge accepted.” He then removes my own harness and lifts me, removing my shorts and underwear in one pull.

“Jacob!” I protest as I watch my clothes float away. I reach out towards the nearest wall I could touch, trying to re-orient myself. “I think you need gravity to fuck me.”

Oh ye of little faith,” he purrs before yanking me towards him, resting my thighs on his shoulders and burying his face in my pussy. I clutch on the handle bars tightly behind me as he devours me like a man who hasn’t eaten in days. It takes a lot of my concentration to keep holding on when all I want to do is seize and pull his thick brown hair, to push that handsome face tighter against my groin, to have his wicked tongue prodding deeper inside me. Before I come, he withdraws and quickly removes his own clothing. He pushes me further against the wall and wraps my legs around his waist. “I can’t fuck you without gravity, hmm?” With that, he enters me in one smooth thrust. “Hold tight,” he growls as he plants his feet on the wall for leverage.

He can’t fuck me that hard and fast like we usually do when we’re back on Earth, but the slow tempo is a very nice change of pace. We both come hard and too soon; it has really been a long time for both of us. When we’re both gasping for breath, utterly spent, I feel him snorting against my neck. “What?” I croak, giggling when the puffs of air from his mouth tickle my skin.

“Well, you’re kind of right. I do need gravity to fuck you properly. But you have to admit that space sex is pretty damned spectacular.”

“Hey, maybe next time I’ll suck your cock. Then when you come I’ll let go so we can watch your jizz floating on air. We can take pictures!” I say it all in jest and laugh loudly. The mischievous look in his eyes, however, tell me that he’s actually considering it. “Jacob, no.”

“Jacob, YES.”


I REGRET NOTHING.

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~ Signora Paola

Confessions, Paola's Choice

November 29, 2016

‘The thing is: Connor is 6’3 and I’m 5’1 which means he could literally break me if he wanted to. But I love it, the idea of slow sex with him, me on top, him sitting up against the headboard as I ride him, my hands on his neck and shoulders as I pant into his neck. His hands guiding me via my butt as he tells me how good I am, how good I feel, how beautiful I sound. And then afterward we cuddle and I can lay on his chest without smushing him while he strokes my hair. Ugh, just yes. – L’

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I’m about your height, my friend, and just looking at this image of the height difference between 6′3″ and 5′1″…

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…is enough to make me want to fetch the smelling salts. Oh, my. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

Confessions, Paola's Choice

November 27, 2016

‘Connor’s shoulders are so wide, they literally force my legs open to accommodate him between them 😏’

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Confessions, Paola's Choice

November 23, 2016

‘It’s hard to pick my favourite thing about Jacob; I have a thing about his neck and shilling necklace definitely. But that hair… I love imagining how it would fall over his face as he looms over me. Not as much as I love to imagine running my fingers through it as his forehead rests against mine, making love to me slow and deep, or clutching it tightly as he buries his face between my legs.