‘First I want to congratulate the twins on their birthday. For Evie, since she’s already married to Henry, I could gift them an updated Kamasutra book for them to enjoy. Now for Jacob, I wish I could give him an unforgettable night full of passion and lust. First I would give him a feast with aphrodisiac foods while I, dressed in a sexy red lingerie, give him massages and whisper in his ear how I want him to make love to me so that he begins to let himself go. With libido in his veins let’s start with the foreplay in a slow and sensual way, (undressing and enjoying each other’s attributes) to gradually increase the intensity and end up fucking wildly (feeling how his thick and powerful cock enters and leaves me while he kisses my neck and fingering my breasts) until we both reach the best orgasm of our lives. God! I’m already getting wet just thinking about it.’
‘Most people refer to the Jacob x Arno pairing when they say French Frye but here all I’m thinking is Eviex Elise. I really want to watch the two of them try to outwit and dominate each other. Being an assassin and a templar I can imagine their interaction would be full of sexual tension ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
‘I have a very good gut feeling that Kassandra and Aspasia had a good love making session in the Ghost of Kosmos hideout.’
‘I’ve been binge playing Assassin’s Creed Origins and I couldn’t help but think that Aya and Cleopatra must’ve fucked a lot when Aya was away from Bayek. Just thinking about it is hot as hell.’
‘Based on that dream Desmond had in AC2, I believe Altair and Maria had a very interesting sex life. I mean, she made him chase her on a tower in order to get laid! I wonder what other kinks they had… Bondage, spanking, role-playing… Maybe Maria kept those green courtesan robes and wore them to perform private dances for her husband. I’d certainly love to see them in action and maybe join them for some fun! Maria and I are going to give Altair the pleasure he deserves.’
‘I have this headcanon that Maria kept the bellydancer outfit and she would wear it for Altair. I’m sure he would love to fuck her in that outfit, or have her dance for him.’
‘I’m a bi girl who usually leans to guys, but I want nothing more than a threesome with Arno and Elise with me as the center of attention, I’d love them both to dom me and I’d love to dom them as well.’
‘I’d like to watch Altair and Maria getting it on. I feel like they’d get really wild behind closed doors!’
I’d totally be ok with being Bayek and Aya’s unicorn.
All I want is to sink down on Bayek’s cock while Aya sits on his face, kisses me, and whispers nasty things to me.