‘I want Shay. I need his kisses, I want to taste the arctic salt on his lips. I want to feel the bite on my neck as he marks me then drag his cheekbone on my skin, digging his hard jaw into my soft bosom adoring them with hungry kisses. I need his hips grind into mine as he takes me hard. I must feel his hands on my waist keeping me in place for him. What ever pace he sets I do not care as long as I can wrap my arms around him, hold his heated body tight to mine.’
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Shirtless Shay! I wasn’t 100% sure how else to get this picture to you. I’m a tumblr noobie. It’s all your fault! 😉
OH, I stand corrected! Yes. Yes. I like this very much. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
So, that brings the shirtless count to Ezio, Connor, Edward, Shay, and Jacob. That’s enough for a boyband, isn’t it.
~ Signora Paola (who is amazed there are no naughty Assassin boyband AUs yet)
‘Crawford Starrick has a meeting with other Templars and trying desperately not to drop his poker face as I am hiding under his desk, sucking him off, his voice trying not to give away the pleasure he feels as I lick at his cock, his hand in my hair pulling gently in warning that he’s close. No one suspects anything.’
‘I would give anything to suck Jacob dry.’
‘Shay is so strong, so powerful. But imagine him, beneath all that, being your own slave: bonded on a four poster bed and told to watch you undress slowly. Hearing him groan gets you so wet, your scent strong in the air. His nostrils flare. He looks at you with hungry eyes, incredibly aroused and begs to be released. As he escapes, he grabs your thighs with fierce and throws you on your back. Before you even protest, he buries his face between your legs and his tongue starts massaging your clit.’
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Recently someone asked about shirtless Arno… Well the closest thing to “shirtless” is this shirt where you can see his chest. Honestly this lets the imagination fly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
WELL. I daresay this little “peep” into Signore Dorian is actually more effective than a full shirtless shot. Leaves a lot to the imagination, yes, yes. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
P.S. Do not worry, Sister Teodora. I am just… appreciating the goods. No touching, I promise. ;D
I am satisfied and I feel a warm feeling… but not around my heart.
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-Sister Teodora.
This is very perfetto.
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~ Ezio
“I have a fantasy of Jacob walking in on me sniffing his boots and as punishment he makes me lick both his feet and his cock clean”.
‘My sexual orientation is Connor Kenway’s angry face.’
Couldn’t tell if this was a confession or not…since it’s not ‘dirty’ enough, I hope you don’t mind if I just go ahead and answer.
Desmond is only bae thanks to my good genes. How else does he get that bene look?
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~ Ezio
I’ve read all of the stories for him on The Secluded Haystack, and I love how the entire fandom seems to just accept that Jacob Frye eats pussy like it’s his last meal on death row. I’ve always found it so sad that people don’t write it a lot but, by the Gods, it seems our Messiah of Cunnilingus has come! In fact, I’ve started writing a rather long story for Mr. Frye, but it’s well over 2,000 words so I’m not sure if it’s good for the secluded haystack. OH, WELL! I’ll continue writing it anyway!
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Well, if it’s too long perhaps there’s a way to make it shorter, like a teaser of sorts? I’ve been toying around with the idea of having writers submit a sort of excerpt of their longer stories, which we would link at the end of the drabble. Same Haystack/DACS rules would apply, of course (specifically the themes we cannot publish here). What do you think? 😉
Also Signore Ezio conferred to me about having a new page that links to fanfictions inspired by the confessions here. It’s not part of the Haystack, but it’ll be a new feature of DACS. We’re still working it out, but we’ll keep you posted!
~ Signora Paola