“When I *saw Jacob in the DLC, standing near the wall, finding some… hmm… relief, I immediately pictured him lazily jerking off and uttering loud moans over and over again somewhere in the alley when he’s drunk. I had to pause the game in order to masturbate myself”.
“I ship Crawford Starrick x Evie Frye. I have always had the idea that she doesn’t know he’s her target yet and he takes her back to his home after a grand party and she submits completely to him, Crawford making her feel good with his lips and fingers before he takes her hard in his bed. They carry on like that for months and Evie is horrified and sad to learn that he is her final target”.
[X]
‘I feel so horny for Jacob Frye… Every move he does drives me off..’
“I would fuck Edward to the song Obstacles By Syd Matters, Then we’d lay around in our own pleasure cuddling”.
‘I would like nothing more than to have fluffy sexy times with Jacob, especially after a long tiring day. I mean, we all have to take it slow sometimes, right?’
“Imagine both Connor and Haytham taking an interest in you. Connor in a loving; admirable way, But Haytham in a more… Lusting way. I’d imagine he’d be VERY flirtatious in front of you and Connor just so he could get under the poor boy’s skin.“
[X]
I can’t play Syndicate anymore: Everytime I see or hear Jacob Frye my mind is assaulted with very dirty thoughts. Can’t think straight anymore. I need a fix… Damn it!
“I really wish I was a guy just to have some romantic encounter with the one and only Leonardo da Vinci. I’d be so submissive at first then we’d switch. Just imagine the cute artist underneath you, trying to hold on while you do everything just to make him peak.“
[X]
Confessions
Okay but Ezio looks so freaking good when wearing the carnival mask… just ugh… he could do everything to me wearing that mask!
March 12, 2016Indeed I do.
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[mod note: now is a good time for me to shamelessly plug myself and bring back an old-school confession I made, back then when it was just me running this blog: https://dirtyasscreedsecrets.secluded-haystack.com/2013/04/18/post-cut-for-brevity-original-text-is-below-i/]
~ Ezio
