“On the one hand, I want all the tender cuddly sex with Brotherhood-era Ezio, especially when I’m having a less-than-great day, but on the other hand I want ‘pin me down and fuck me hard’ sex with him as well, and I don’t give a damn which of us is doing the pinning.“
[X]
‘Petition for Jacob’s nickname to be the “Loin Destroyer.”’
“I’ve just discovered the pleasures of anal beads and now I wanna be tied up and have Cesare feeding the beads into my ass before fucking my soaking pussy senseless, sometimes wiggle the handle and enjoy watching me blush and squirm with pleasure!”
[X]
Read more at Secluded Haystack (Javascript-enabled; the page will prompt you few questions important to the story)
Confession [x]
“I want to dress up for Jacob every night, I would dress as a burlesque dancer, a maid, I would dress as a dominatrix! All for that one, sexy beast of a man. Master Jacob Frye”.
“I just realized how much my fiance looks like middle-aged Ezio. I didn’t really realize until now as he just changed his hair cut. Hu, I should ask him to do a little cosplaying, right?”
[X]
‘If anyone wants to see and hear Jacob in bondage and getting whipped BDSM style, they should watch Vex from Lost Girl getting shackled and whipped as a “stupid boy” and him giggling away.’
Confession [x]
SOMEONE ARREST ME I HAVE COMMITTED SO MANY PHOTOSHOP SINS
~ Signora Paola
‘I want Connor to tie my wrists to the headboard with the cord of his rope dart, then put my legs over his shoulders and his face in my cunt and just go to fucking town on me until I’m overstimulated, my legs are twitching, I’ve screamed my throat raw, and his face and the bed are both soaked.’
“Thanks to you ladies and your pictures of Arno in that open shirt, I went from thinking he was cute to full-blown thirsting for him >:^I I can’t deal with this and his cute butt! It’s an Arno overload!“
‘I’ve had this hilarious thought that one of Jacob’s many, many girlfriends has at one point actually asked him, “We’re not doing doggy to “The Trooper” (by Iron Maiden) again, are we?”’
Listen to the song here
What a fantastic song choice, anon! I would personally choose “Aces High” as something Jacob would play in his car while driving and getting a blowjob. *coughs*
~ Signora Paola