‘I want Connor to find me in his cabin on the Aquila. I’m lounging on the bunk, wearing one of his shirts and a seductive smile, and we have each other on the bunk, on the table, against the wall… I try my best to be quiet but I really can’t, and between that and Connor’s quietly-smug ‘I got laid’ expression the next day, the whole crew knows what we were up to.’
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‘Why people who want to fuck 2 Jacobs, only want to fuck 2 Jacobs ? I mean… let’s have some fun…’
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“My favourite song for Crawford Starrick is ‘It’s a Dangerous Game’ from the musical Jekyll and Hyde and I imagine him touching my body slowly, his fingers bringing up goosebumps on my skin, our hands just exploring each other slowly before he takes me passionately in his bed, our gaze never breaking”.
Here’s the song.
Confessed by: castielsangel-x
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‘I’m ridiculously turned on by Connor in his Captain outfit and want to ride that man into the sunset while wearing his hat.’
‘It’s my birthday and Jacob (40) is waiting me in the jacuzzi filled with rose-petals. There he is -so handsome, cheerful and very naked with a glass of champagne in his hand. “Do join me,” he says and I do. He makes me drink the champagne but not swallow so I can share it with him through the kiss. It becomes very steamy and I end up sitting on his lap, rubbing against his groin. “Just say it, love.” “Take me, Jacob. Now.” He smiles and thrusts inside my thirsty pussy. We have gentle but passionate sex at the same time, during which we accidentally throw a bottle on the floor. “Cum inside me, Jacob!” I scream reaching my limit. “You’ve never asked before, but as you wish, my lady,” he moans while the sperm spurts from his cock. He puts his palms on my cheeks, kissing me and smiling, “Happy Birthday, love.”’
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From all of us here in La Rosa in Fiore we wish you a very Happy (and a very Jacob-filled 8D) Birthday! To our patrons, please send your birthday greetings to @madamretto the only patron who could probably out-pervert me (Paola) when it comes to Jacob ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Read more at Secluded Haystack (Javascript-enabled; the page will prompt you a few questions important to the story)
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“I want Edward to tie me naked to the mast of the Jackdaw. He, Charles Vane, Benjamin Hornigold and Blackbeard fuck me endlessly until I can’t take any more orgasms and I’m hoarse from screaming their names”.
“I barely get sick, but if I ever do, I already know what my prescription is: One dose of 40-year-old Jacob Frye every 24 hours… or as needed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
Confessed by: nerdiebeauty
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“When I played Assassin’s Creed for the first time, I had a huge crush on Altair.. I once had this fantasy of him making passionate love to me after escaping some soldiers in one of the rooftop gardens in Damascus, which is just big enough for us both to lie down and merge naughty bits.. *sinful grin*”
(And yes, this Vex/Lost Girl reference was fully intended). If you guys like the idea I could try and write a Haystack story about it, because I think Altair still deserves more love 🙂
There you go, anon, a Vex gif! And yes, we would love if you wrote a drabble for our dear Altair! He needs all the love he can get.
~Claudia
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“When I played Assassin’s Creed 2 and Brotherhood, I was jealous of Caterina and Cristina because they got to fuck Ezio and I didn’t”.