“My birthday’s coming up soon, and I’ve been enjoying ruminating over the idea of Shay waking me up the morning of with some lovely kisses pressed against my thighs, moving further and further up to my cunt, and eating me out like a man starved when I finally beg him to stop teasing”.
We hope you have a wonderful day, amore!
~ The Ladies of La Rosa in Fiore
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“I want to drink a Shirley Templar off of Desmond. I’d lick the gin and ginger beer off his stomach and then suck the grenadine off his cock. I’d finish by eating a cherry off of his lips”.
AC Fun Fact:
A Shirley Temple is traditionally a non-alcoholic drink. In Assassin’s Creed: Revelations, it is revealed that Desmond makes his own alcoholic version of the drink, dubbed a Shirley Templar, by adding gin. Here’s the recipe:
Ingredients:
Directions: In a highball glass with ice, fill most of the glass half with Sprite, half with ginger ale, leaving a bit of room at the top. Mix in a shot of grenadine and a shot of gin. Place a maraschino cherry on the top and serve.
~Claudia
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‘I like to think that my beloved Jacob smells of a warm blend of spice or sandalwood. Those light, almost musky scents do wonders for me. They’re such comforting and adoring fragrances to me, and worn on my favourite man, I’d never want to let him go.’
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Sorry anon, I couldn’t find a better way to edit this confession. Hope you don’t mind Jacob on a pile of sandalwood.
– Ezio
“I want Jacob to come home after a long day of work. And I want to be all dressed up for him, I’ll slowly sit him down a chair, I’ll slowly strip for him. when he can’t take it he bends me over his desk and Fucks me right there”.
“Malik has been my favorite since I first started playing the games, my biggest kink is being tied down while being eaten out so a lot of my fantasies are of that man’s delicious mouth and tongue. Later, I blow him while he squirms under me moaning my name and pulling my hair”.
‘Sometimes when I get mad at my boyfriend I imagine myself running over to Jacob’s house to cry on his shoulder, which then turns in a hot sexual escapade.’
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‘I just want Haytham to bend me over his knee and spank me. All while he tells me how naughty I’ve been and how I need to follow orders better.’
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‘Every time Jacob is doing a leap of faith.. each movement drives me off… The way his whole body moves and it’s all in action.’
Couldn’t resist, I had to make this in GIF format ♥️
~ Signora Paola
‘So it’s me again, Madonna Paola. I now know what to call Adéwalé’s–the “Curry Chicken Skewer”. Cesare’s is “the Giant Churro”–with extra hot chocolate sauce–or the “Extra Spicy Salami”, since…ya know…he’s half Spanish, half Italian. Shay’s is obviously the “Pepper Irish-style Sausage”, or maybe he’s the “Irish Cream”. 😉 Cuali (since he’s a damn sexy multiplayer character) is the “spicy Chili Chicken Burrito”. And Edward’s is the “Pirate Plantain”, extra long and extra spicy.’ Yasssss
Image sources: Google Images
Female pirate model: [NSFW]
A follow-up to this infamous food porn (heh, food porn *shot*) post from last year: [click], when I was still head of this bordello.
I am very, very sorry to get back to you anon, one year late. I hope you are still around to see this, and that the wait was worth it~
–Signore Auditore