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June 21, 2016

Thank you very much for participating in our What do they do when they’re horny? ask meme! ♥

For this theme specifically, let us imagine that you – the object of their desires – are in the same room as them and you aren’t exactly alone. Perhaps you have friends around or you are in the middle of some secret Assassin/Templar meeting or something else all together. It could be anywhere as long as there are other people ;D

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He’d try to make subtle innuendos first, probably even attempt (badly) to saying clever puns. Like maybe saying, “Hey, wanna do a coin flip? What do you think are my chances of getting head?” (Goddamit, Desmond. You and puns don’t mix.) You’d know he would be feeling REALLY frisky, though, when he stops joking around and becomes more direct. Like he’d send you a text message describing exactly what he wants to do to you. And if he’s really feeling it he might even subtly play with the crotch area of his pants, idly showing you that he’s hard. *coughs*

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Very hands-y and direct. Like once you turn your back towards him, he’d try to corner you somewhere a little more private and press himself against your back, letting you feel how hard he is. He’d then whisper all the dirty things he wants to do to you and being the little shit he is, he’d even hump against you – it’s all very subtle that it’s not noticeable by everyone else, but you can definitely feel how turned on he is. He’d probably do this several times, his words getting filthier each time. He wants to tease you so badly as some sort of “revenge” because you’re making him feel this way. 😉

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He’d attempt to forget it first. He wants to believe that he’s stronger than his urges. So he’d drink a lot to keep his mind off it, but the problem is – the more intoxicated he gets, the bolder he becomes. At first it’s all intense looks and licking lips, but it wouldn’t take long before he’d stand up, grab you, and unceremoniously drag you somewhere more private. There wouldn’t even be words.

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Of all these fine gentlemen, he would be the one who would try SO HARD (lol see what we did there) to suppress it. He’s so much into self-control that we think him getting aroused in a middle of a, say, meeting or in any situation that required proper behaviour would appall him. So, he’d try everything to keep himself calm, but it would be obvious with the way his face would close off, all tense, and/or how he’d clench his fists, for example. He’d probably even make himself tea because it’s a way to calm himself down. If you try to break that self-control, though? Just be prepared for some punishment later. 😉

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Like Haytham, he’d attempt to control it. At first. He’d start fidgeting and try to avoid eye contact, because he knows that you can read him well. He doesn’t have the same amount of self-control as his father, though. So it wouldn’t take him long to give in. He’d stop feeling shy and give you that look – mysterious to everyone else, but so clear and potent for you that he might as well be ordering you to take off your clothes. Ehem. If he’s nearby (like sitting beside you), he’d do that Thigh Touch™ as well.

And as a bonus! Because it was Aveline’s birthday yesterday and we unfortunately didn’t receive any birthday confessions about her

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The very epitome of a sly minx. Very, very subtle, but her actions say something else. She starts with knowing smiles and a come-hither look. Once you’re within her grasp she’ll do anything to distract you – starting from showing more of her cleavage. She’d probably even go, “I’m a bit cold” in a small, vulnerable voice while hugging herself, showing more of that cleavage and tempting you to either hug her tightly or maybe even cop a feel (or both). She’s going to keep teasing, though. Maybe step back to cool yourselves a little before she’d start another tactic.