‘They say that coffee is a natural aphrodisiac … and there’s nothing that’s more ‘stimulating’ than the smell of fragrant, freshly-brewed coffee. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I imagine, fueled by caffeine, things would get a little ‘frisky’ at Le Cafe Theatre, and Arno and I would end up in his bedroom and have the wildest, most vigorous, and most passionate sex. I think I’ll be taking regular coffee breaks from now on …’