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July 8, 2016

Connor VS Jacob

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Dio mio, are you seriously making me choose between these two? Since we received two prompts for both, can I just say that I’ll answer Connor in @artsymistress​’ message and Jacob in anon’s?

…..No? Merda. Fine. *whispering*Jacob*whispering*

Connor and I can do a very interesting horizontal tango in space since I highly doubt Jacob has the grace to pull off zero gravity sex *coughs*

Haytham VS Edward

Haytham. I feel like things would end soon with Edward. DON’T SHOOT ME.

Edward VS Jacob

Team Edward VS Team Jacob, huh? Thank God my name isn’t Bella. ;P I’ll go for the werewolf–errr, I mean Jacob. ;D

Edward VS Shay

Shay. I AM SO SORRY, EDWARD. I KNOW YOU’RE FUN IN BED, BUT I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU WOULD BE A WHAM-BAM-THANK-YOU-MA’AM SORT.

~ Signora Paola


  1. Connor, but also because I haven’t played Syndicate yet so I can’t really say much about Jacob *orz
  2. Same as above
  3. Hmm, a tough one…I’d say Haytham, but that could also be because I’ve now started writing my Haytham/reader fic and that Templar is all I can think about lately, lol.
  4. Eddy
  5. ugggh tough choices! Okay, Shay.

– Ezio Auditore


This ask meme’s really unfair to me… >.>

Connor vs. Jacob (x2)

  • Ha, since we got this one twice… Why not both Connor & Jacob? I’m very bad at choosing the best of two worlds, please don’t hold it against me~

Haytham vs. Edward

  • Hmmm… I can’t help it, Haytham has a very sensual allure to me.

Edward vs. Jacob

  • Jacob, sorry pirate king!!!

Edward vs. Shay

  • Shay all the way (That rhymes~)

~Claudia