My friend told me that Arno has a better ass than Jacob. However, I’m stuck with Jacob, and she said me that the only ass Jacob has, is the “ass”assin.. and he’s not even a good one, but Jacob hasn’t got a nice ass at all ;(

Excuse me, tell your friend I beg to differ

I’m not saying Jacob’s butt is better than Arno’s, but that is a lovely butt.

All of the assassins are gifted with lovely butts. Double that ass and that makes us sin. That is the Real Creed™. *nods sagely*

~ Signora Paola